- Members: Maru-sha, guy07
- Title: The 10 Laws of Anime
- Premiered: 2006-11-25
- guy07 Yume
This video was planned by Maru-sha.
The music was made by Guy07
Concept: After watching many kinds of anime, the idea of somethings never changed in many cases. It was like some anime followed somekind of law...
Thus this project was born !! ^^
The top ten rules we used are bellow, please take a look at them before watching the AMV.
Law of Inexhaustability (1st)
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
Law of Musical Omnipotence (2nd)
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
Law of Inverse Attraction (3rd)
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
Law of Nasal Sanguination (4th)
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region
Law of Inconsequential Undetectability (5th)
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
Law of Hydrostatic Emission (6th)
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
Law of Follicular Chroma Variability (7th)
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
Law of Probable Attire (8th)
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will transform or bathe in some way.
Law of Few Gaijin (9th)
There are always a few gaijin in anime, but they are few, far between, and never serve a large role in the scheme of things. ...Naruto and Aliens aside.
Law of Inherent Combustibility (10th)
Everything explodes. Everything.
Thanks goes to Guy07 for making the music for this year-long project ! ^^