JOURNAL: Jadecavy (Scott Jones)

  • MD 2010-10-13 20:53:04 MD 
  • Notes from a Pro 2010-10-12 17:09:15 So I recently had the chance to speak to the great MD about his success with whoring himself out. It went a little like this.... 
  • Cheating in Pokemon 2010-09-27 23:11:18 It would be so hard to cheat in the pokemon world...

    Female Swampert: I swear! I didn't cheat on you with Mr. Blastoise! Please, believe me, husband!

    Male Swampert: Then please explain to me how we ended up with 80 baby mudkips... and a squirtle! Damnit woman! I'm going to go and "have a chat" with that damned blastoise!

    Female Swampert: Be careful, and bring cousin Typhlosion with you! You know he's married to Mme. Venusaur, she's 4x super effective against you! 
  • Blain 2010-08-19 10:33:33 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Blain....

    You're a godamn gym leader now! Hurrrah!

    *gives Blain a cake and a copy of pokemon yellow*

    *watches Blain realize that the cake is a lie and that jade was just being cruel in giving him a fake cake*

    ;P Happy birthday man!! 
  • Potato 2010-08-18 00:06:18 I found this amazing short story. It's very poetic and... stuff... It reminded me of peaches.

    I read the god's words in Morgan Freeman's voice, and 20 bucks and a cucumber says you did too.

    I like carrots.

    Also, MD is an irrelevant apple. That is all. 
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