Jadecavy (Scott Jones)
Notes from a Pro
So I recently had the chance to speak to the great MD about his success with whoring himself out. It went a little like this....
Cheating in Pokemon
It would be so hard to cheat in the pokemon world...
Female Swampert: I swear! I didn't cheat on you with Mr. Blastoise! Please, believe me, husband!
Male Swampert: Then please explain to me how we ended up with 80 baby mudkips... and a squirtle! Damnit woman! I'm going to go and "have a chat" with that damned blastoise!
Female Swampert: Be careful, and bring cousin Typhlosion with you! You know he's married to Mme. Venusaur, she's 4x super effective against you!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Blain....
You're a godamn gym leader now! Hurrrah!
*gives Blain a cake and a copy of pokemon yellow*
*watches Blain realize that the cake is a lie and that jade was just being cruel in giving him a fake cake*
;P Happy birthday man!!
I found this amazing short story. It's very poetic and... stuff... It reminded me of peaches.
I read the god's words in Morgan Freeman's voice, and 20 bucks and a cucumber says you did too.
I like carrots.
Also, MD is an irrelevant apple. That is all.
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