Satomi (Claire )
Why Satomi and Kristyrat should not have children
* [Krat]amv shoots Satomi full of luv
<Decoy|Ops> GO BACK
<Decoy|Ops> TO BED
<Satomi> I should, but I probably won't
<Decoy|Ops> * [Krat]amv shoots Satomi full of tiny Krat's :X
<Atom> Chut Up!
<Ileia> I think that all of those "Free Beer" of "Porn" announcement titles we've been getting recently are all my fault.
<Fall_Skewl42> threre will be Kratomis running arounhd!
* Fall_Skewl42 is now known as Kratomi
* Kratomi runs around
<Kratomi> Mommy! Daddy!
* Ileia is now known as SatRat
<SatRat> I know that you love me best!
* Kitsuner is now known as Kristomi
* Kratomi stabs SatRat
* Satomi disowns the children
<Satomi> Have fun, Krat
* Kristomi cries
* SatRat clings to Satomi
<SatRat> Don't go!
<SatRat> I'm not like them!
<Kratomi> Where is mommy going?
* [Krat]amv is a deadbeat dad
<SatRat> I...I wipe my own ass!
<SatRat> I WIPE MY OWN ASS!
<Satomi> I hate that movie
* Kratomi is hungry
<[Krat]amv> here's some cash, go play at the mall
* SatRat plays with Daddy's computer
<SatRat> Show me how to edit.
<[Krat]amv> OFF THE COMPY
* Kratomi experiments with drugs and unprotected sex
<Kratomi> with decoy
* SatRat spills Koolaid on the keyboard
* [Krat]amv hopes Kratomi dies from gayds
* Kristomi opens the bottles under the sink
<Decoy|Ops> Everyone wants a piece of me.
* Kristomi spills them on the floor
* [Krat]amv throws the kids at the pound and drives off
<Decoy|Ops> MY KIDS WILL BECOME GODS
<Decoy|Ops> Kinda like how Dante and Vergil turned out :/
* SatRat runs back and jumps onto the car
* SatRat holds on
* [Krat]amv swerves drunkenly
<Satomi> Note: Krat and I should not have children...ever
<SatRat> I have a dollar for you if you let me sit in the car!
<Kratomi> well you shoulda thought of that BEFORE ¦:~[
* Kristomi runs away to go live with Mommy...
* [Krat]amv sprays windshield washer on SatRat
* Satomi moves away
* SatRat has a clean face now
* Kratomi becomes a prostatute
<Niotex> this is scary...
* Kratomi gets a rich women to fall in love with him
<[Krat]amv> Nio: you're telling me?
* Decoy|Ops is now known as Decoy|brb
* SatRat is still only 5 years old.
* Kristomi gets lost and is adopted by Pwolf
* [Krat]amv chases after Decoy
<[Krat]amv> DON'T LEAVE ME
<[Krat]amv> one down
* Kratomi lives his life in the lap of luxuary with a rich cougar
* Satomi hides behind Niotex
<Satomi> Look kids, a parent for you
<[Krat]amv> two down
* SatRat is still clinging to the car
* Kristomi convinces Pwolf to help him find his real parents
<[Krat]amv> all that's left is SatRat
* [Krat]amv can live with that
* [Krat]amv stops the car
* SatRat hits her face hard on the back windshield
* Kratomi dies while attempting to blend marguritas whilst in the bath.
* [Krat]amv notes that Pwolf is busy following his cat with a paper cup
* Kratomi is now known as Fall_Skewl42
<Satomi> He's doing what?
* Kristomi fetches the syrup and butter.
* [Krat]amv gives SatRat a blanket
<[Krat]amv> he needs his cat to poop for him
<Niotex> i so need to get a teazer...
* SatRat gives Daddy a macaroni necklace
<SatRat> Put it on, Daddy.
* [Krat]amv accepts and praises SatRat
* SatRat makes another
* SatRat wears it
<SatRat> I'm just like Daddy!
<SatRat> Wearing crap that nobody wants!
<[Krat]amv> [15:03] <Pwolfamv> "TAKE A POOP!!!"
* Kristomi poops
* SatRat sneaks up to Daddy's keyboard
* SatRat looks around
* [Krat]amv notes that Kristomi is nowhere near him
* [Krat]amv notes that SatRat better not touch the awsm keyboard
More IRC fun
<trythil> whoa crap
<trythil> I tore my pants doing DDR today
IRC Late Nights
<Pwolfamv> <trythil> people make fun of me all the time
<Pwolfamv> <trythil> go pick on pwolf
<trythil> they do
<trythil> how many comments have you seen in this room about me being pretty
<godix> Just passing on what I heard. I'm not sure if they meant you were blue down there, that your dick looks like a humanoid, that your are small, or that like the smurfs there's only a 1 in 100 chance of finding a woman there.
<Satomi> trythil is pretty
<Satomi> There ya go
<Moon> trythil: that's not you being picked on though
<trythil> yes it is
<Satomi> trythil, does that mean I get picked on too?
<trythil> Satomi: no, you're female
<trythil> hence win
<Satomi> Trythil: You're pretty
<Satomi> Now, there has been a comment!
<Satomi> Even though it scares me that you want to be considered pretty
<Moon> alright, henceforth, trythil shall be smexy, for it is the other fangurlish word to describe bishies
<trythil> no, I *don't*
<trythil> that's worse
<godix> trythil: There are no women on the internet. Satomi is a guy. However he's a guy pretending to be a woman and everyone still holds out home they can jerk off to that so....
<trythil> godix: satomi is definitely a guy
<trythil> check out his livejournal
<godix> holds out hope. One of these days I definately have to learn how to write english.
<Satomi> trythil: I am so going to kill you one day...
<Moon> LIES, I have spoken with the Satomi
<godix> trythil: I make a practice of never reading livejournal. If I want goths I'll go to the mall.
<trythil> Satomi: i didn't link to your LJ, did I? :p
<Satomi> Point taken
<Pwolfamv> technically i've been on skype with satomi... but i can never hear anything she says -_-
<trythil> Moon: actually
<trythil> for a 19-year-old Tokyo girl
<trythil> her English isn't bad, either
<Moon> Pwolf: I haven't been on much either,
<trythil> i should try to friend her
<Moon> lol you can woo her with your code
<trythil> screw that, I want a Japanese penpal
<Pwolfamv> r his prettiness
<Pwolfamv> looks like i wont be going to acen06
<Moon> Pwolf: T-T but but
<godix> trythil: Point out you're a bishie. Japanese chicks dig that.
<trythil> godix: no
<trythil> because I'm not
<Moon> I'll probably be there *sniff*
<Pwolfamv> in that case i'll go
* godix thinks he better avoid Acen 2006 for fear of trythil killing him.
<godix> There's nothing more humiliating than being beaten to death by a bishie.
<trythil> you all suck
<Satomi> You know we love you trythil
<godix> And not just because we dream of yaoi with you.
<trythil> or do i
<Pwolfamv> trythil> people make fun of me all the time
<Pwolfamv> trythil> go pick on pwolf
Am I the only one here that really gets a lot of amusement out of his ego trip personality? I find it to be hilarious.
It is finished!!
Current server time: May 24, 2015 11:29:18