JOURNAL: gambitt (Jeff Heller)

  • I love responding to idiots. 2006-02-09 17:42:40  
  • 2006-01-30 19:03:39 Note to whoever left the last two quickie comments on Every Breath You Take Re-Edit.

    No, you don't get it. Next time, shut up. 
  • 2005-12-11 10:53:18 Banners suck. No, they really, really do.

    So does signing your own journal. That's so gay.

    Just plain stupid. 
  • Why do I still have one of these? 2005-10-03 22:30:25 New video. Yaaaaaaaay 
  • 2005-02-03 02:27:31 THE LACK OF SUBSTANCE IN THIS JOURNAL CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HEAD EMPTY. IDEAS BLANK. PREMIERE PRO SUCKS. DAVE ATTELL IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I FORGET HOW DRUNK I SOUND AND HOW RBOKEN MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS. BROKEN BROKEN BROKEN. WHEN YOU HAVE A HANGNAIL, LEAVE IT ALONE, DO NOT PEEL IT. PEELING HANGNAILS CAUSES THE DEATH OF KITTENS. YOU LOVE KITTENS, DON'T YOU? AND CHILDREN? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO ARE YOU NOT TO LIKE CHILDREN? LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE SIXTH SENSE SHIT TRYING TO ACT ALL TOUGH NOW. IN FIVE MORE YEARS HE WILL STAR IN A PORNO WITH THE OLSEN TWINS. THERE ARE MORE HOLES IN MY FINGERS THAN THERE ARE IN YOUR FACE. SENSITIVITY GETS YOU EVERYWHERE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR LINDSEY LOHAN TO REALIZE SHE CAN'T SING. OTAKON WILL BE FUN. WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK NOT WoRKING. OH IT STARTED WORKING AGAIN how happy life is, yes funny. 
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