Congrats on the win.
Having never seen the original SNL parody, I only had a vague idea where this video was going. Then, at 0:34 I went, "Oh no, if this video keeps going where it's going, eventually I'm going to see a female Lt. Armstrong."
Unfortunately, I wasn't disappointed. After laughing at this video and then failing to gouge my eyes out, I posted this reply. The end.