the ULTIMATE power metal vocalist...

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the ULTIMATE power metal vocalist...

Postby nailz » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:05 am

We need to look no further, only convince him his talents are wasted..

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=0 ... 39&cache=1
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Postby CerebralAssamite » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:26 am

fuck me i think he's nuts were grabbed a little too hard when he was a child :shock:
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Postby Otohiko » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:21 pm

ДДТ - Фонограмщик

Он разевает свой рот, как карась на песке.
Он на сцене а в глазах по голубой доске.
А в глазах по тоске, по куску короче в них.
Извивается и пляшет всенародный жених.

Главное это знойная страсть,
Шаг влево, шаг вправо, лишь бы не упасть,
Главное - поза, секс манера,
И ты будешь пророком, героем, примером.

Фонограммщик!
Фонограммщик!
Фонограммщик!
Фонограммщик!


DDT - Fonogramschik

He's opening his mouth like a fish on the sand
He's on stage, and in his eyes - a blue board for all
In his eyes - sorrow, in other words - a piece of meat in each
Winding up and jumping - a national groom

The main thing - burning passion
Step right, step left - just don't fall down
The main thing is pose, a sexy manner
And you'll be an idol, hero, rolemodel -

Lip-syncher!
Lip-syncher!
Lip-syncher!
Lip-syncher!


On the other hand it's standard practice in mainstream stage music in Russia, so I feel sorry for him if he indeed has the talent but forced to go through with it. That said, it's painfully obvious and I disapprove.
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Postby nailz » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:35 pm

Even if it IS lipsync'd, he still hit the notes for recording purposes.
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Postby requiett » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:44 pm

Khan > that fag
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Postby Jebadia » Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:10 pm

requiett wrote:Khan > that fag


Danny Trejo would fuck both of them up!

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Postby requiett » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:25 pm

Jebadia wrote:
requiett wrote:Khan > that fag


Danny Trejo would fuck both of them up!

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"I hear that down in mexico, instead of the boogeyman, they have Danny Trejo."

Just for clarification, I meant Khan from Kamelot.
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Postby nailz » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:32 am

Khan is a dirty pussy boy. I saw him live, and let me tell you, he was as impressive as moldy cheese.
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Postby requiett » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:39 pm

nailz wrote:Khan is a dirty pussy boy. I saw him live, and let me tell you, he was as impressive as moldy cheese.

That's why I'm sayin' even KHAN is better than the FAG you posted.
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Postby Iamshadowkiller » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:24 pm

What would power metal be without moldy cheese? Think long on this one.

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Postby Jebadia » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:29 pm

requiett wrote:
Jebadia wrote:
requiett wrote:Khan > that fag


Danny Trejo would fuck both of them up!

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"I hear that down in mexico, instead of the boogeyman, they have Danny Trejo."

Just for clarification, I meant Khan from Kamelot.


He'd still fuck em up.
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