by silver_moon » Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:03 pm
No offense meant to any Americans in the following post (this came from a real commercial that hyped a Canadian beer company, Molson Canadian) Canadians should find this funny...
Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader
I don't live in an igloo or eat flubber or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American,
And I pronounce it "about", not "aboot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace-keeping, not policeing,
Diversity, not assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL!
A touque is a hat!
A chesterfield IS a couch,
And it is pronounced "Zed", not "Zee", "ZED"!
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockey,
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
My name is JOE! And
I AM CANADIAN!
*cheers in the background from audience*
-thank you!-
I downloaded the commercial off KaZaA, it's hilarious^_^ I like the beaver commercial too...
Again, no offense meant to any Americans^_^