by rurouni_trelane » Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:17 am
(WARNING! JOKE POST!)
<starts singing>
o/~ Oh I wish I was back in old Canada
A land which I never shall lampoon
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba
And the beauty that is Saskatoon (sp?)
Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur
As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots
I would learn that he's the Prime Minister
Oh I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings
Alanis Morrissette, Mike Meyers, too
No I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me
Oh Canada, you're a place I must eschew
Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island
And going on to bomb Ontario
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture
Is by far my favorite scenario
Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
With countries far superior to it?
Why you lousy stupid brancophonic bacon-loving bastards
Your country's just a giant piece of..... <singing comes to a halt as all of a-m-v.org's canadian members summarily BEAT DOWN rurouni>
(song courtesy of Mystery Science Theater 3000)
(apologies to all canadians, I really don't not like canada, it's a beautiful country, but this song is just too damn funny)
I believe in equality of the sexes and all, but hey, I likes boobs.