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Postby Kitsuner » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:08 pm

A: They wanted to hang with their old buddies, the dragons, unicorns, elves, etc.

Q: Just how much is the chiropractic bill for those busty broads of Eiken?
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:13 pm

A: 2 words, National Debt

Q: Triumph the Insult comic dog + Alucard + 3 pounds of crack + too much time on one's hands = what?
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:17 pm

A: AMV Hell 4

Q: How many times in an average year does the Tokyo Tower get wiped out?
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Postby megaman917 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:34 pm

A: Once a week.

Q: Why is it that hentai girls never get pregnant or catch STDs?
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Postby megaman917 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:35 pm

megaman917 wrote:A: Too many times to count.

Q: Why is it that hentai girls never get pregnant or catch STDs?

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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:47 pm

A: Hentai guys wear condoms that look flesh colored.

Q: Who hasn't got a nasty mental image after reading that?
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Postby Tainted_Eden » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:24 pm

A: Me 'cause I'm too busy puking over Elricest....

Q: If Alucard ever met Lestat, what would transpire?
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Postby older_gohan » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:37 pm

A.One of the most kick ass fights ever seen. Not to mention blood. Lots and lots of blood o_o

Q.What where Alexander's(Hellsing) weapons before the ones he currectly uses, and where they very successful?
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Postby Super Shanko » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:33 am

A. a paper fan, which didnt work to well when his enemies toted their Zippo's.

2Q's. are the isbalun's thing about alchemy just alittle off? cause basically regular alchemy is just a big time saver when you think about it.

and where did Scar get that nice jacket and cool ass pants?
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Postby Kitsuner » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:39 am

A1: Of course the Ishbalans are wrong; they are a dangerous minority group and should be removed from society :hitler:

A2: Scar bought them at Wal-Mart, with their everyday low prices :wink:

Q: What happened to the Gundams when Y2K rolled around?
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:25 am

Kitsuner wrote:Q: What happened to the Gundams when Y2K rolled around?


A: Absolutly nothing...just like in the real world.

Q: Who wears the biggest bra in anime?
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:48 am

A: Lillith-Rei from End of Evangelion. Although she wasn't wearing one at the time, let's face it: When your the size of three contenents and your tits are bigger'n Kilamanjarno each, you're gonna need some "support."

Q: What would Geico say if they got a call about Takumi (Initial D) wanting to save a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to them?
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Postby Tainted_Eden » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:06 am

*dies* That's too good!! OHM, best answer ever!!

A: They'd be laughing too hard to reply a bit fat NO.

Q: Heh, in a politeness contest who would win: Melfina from Outlaw Star or Tohru from Fruits Basket?
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Postby older_gohan » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:31 am

A. No one would see. They would still be arguing about letting the other out the front door first.

Q. What kind of insurance plan does spike have?
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:42 pm

older_gohan wrote:Q. What kind of insurance plan does spike have?


A: A 9-year old condom in his wallet.

Q: Who does Tenchi bang first - Ayeka, Ryoko, Washu, Mihoshi or Sasami?
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