Hilarious Quotes...

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Postby Anime Jedi » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:11 pm

"Waves and Rocks. This film is brought to you by Waves and Rocks"-beginning

"You gang of strangers were not hard, but easy."-Cell

"Your useless tricks are stupid and um... useless"-Satan

"Ah, I'm losing"-Cell

*All from the cell re-enactement. Actually, that whole thing could have been quoted.
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Postby ssj4adam » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:40 pm

also from the reenactment:

"lets fight now. urgh." (goku)

"ugh" (cell)

*these were in the same sequence*
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Postby TnAdct1 » Fri Aug 23, 2002 9:40 pm

My turn for some funny quotes, this time from the Berserk outtakes reel, which is about the only funny thing about this show:

Gatts: "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?"

Brown pony-tailed hair guy (name escapes my head): (about Gatts) "I love him." (I take it the English seiyuu probably know about the shonen ai between Gatts and Griffith :) )

Caska: "You weren't listening, were you?"
Gatts: (imitating Caska) "You weren't listening, were you?"

Griffith belting out Whitney Houston's (sp?) "I Got Nothing."

Griffith: (while in the middle of his "I've Got Nothing" bit, with Charlotte walking away) "I said don't walk away."

Boy soldier: "If this bird craps on my arm, I'm eating it."

Gatts: "All right, who's going to jerk me off?"

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Postby OmniStrata » Fri Aug 23, 2002 11:10 pm

LOL
THIS THREAD IS SO KILLING ME! MAKE IT STICKY!

*bump*

outtakes Magic User Club (I'm surprised at how good the dub was, but it's Media Blasters and they DO know their stuff)

Aw, to hell with them... - Nanako
I can't find my line... - forgot who said this... :?

I think "I can't find my line..." was used in a bunch of Tokyo Pop outtakes and like millions of other outtakes on DVD Extras. ^_^

"These jewels are NOT part of the bargain..." - Ri Meifon (after she's done getting breast "frisked")
"Aww yeah, arrest me baby oh ho ho..." - Kusanagi (Blue Seed)
"Who's going to be that next lucky elf?!" (Those who Hunt Elves' Junpei ^_^)
"We are going to strip down every last elf in the land..." - Ritsuko (TWHE)
"...and scrutinize them in the butt." - Airi (TWHE)
"I know of a certain dog who can strap on a saddle and we can ride her ass..." - Junpei to Celcia (TWHE)

GOD JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE DUB FOR THIS AMAZING SHOW! KUDOS TO ADV FILMS! ^_^
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby gambitt » Sat Aug 24, 2002 5:47 am

"This film is brought to you by... water hitting rocks" -Dragonball Z(parody of company logo before film of how Satan beat Cell starts)

"DAAAAAAIIIIICOOOOOOOOON V!" -FLCL

"WELCOME TO BALTIMORE! *crash boom*" -MAT3k at Otakon 2002
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Postby TnAdct1 » Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:35 am

Other funny quotes that I like from MAT3K 2002:

(during an explanation of how the two main characters can only stay merged for only 3 1/2 minutes) "An EVA can last 5 minutes."

(main dinosaur to the rest of the dinosaurs) "STOP SUCKING!!!"

(after one of sidekicks has a dumb idea on how to stop the evil rats) "You're fired."

(during the drill salute) "Pull my finger." "Pull my finger."

"Meanwhile, the Tokyo Tower's about to have another bad day."

(not sure of actual quote)
"It's just like Optimus Prime's death in Transformers the Movie."
"Optimus Prime dies?!?

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Postby OmniStrata » Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:55 pm

*bump*

"It's fun. It's REALLY fun. I enjoyed being in combat with Elle!" - Gau Ban (Shadow Skills)

"Of course, with so little to offer, I can see why you try to cover it up! So come on little miss princess, I dare you!" [slap] [slap-slap] - Ryoko to Ayeka in onsen (Tenchi Muyo OAVs)
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby Rozard » Sun Aug 25, 2002 12:24 am

"She's a psycho bitch!" - Mezzo Forte
"I think I'll go do something evil." - Ranma½
"AAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S IN JAPANESE!!!" - Samurai Pizza Cats
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Postby BaHaRa » Sun Aug 25, 2002 12:41 am

lol berserk outtakes own all


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Postby deamon_lordof_panda » Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:56 pm

"The outside wont scratch but the inside blows up just nicely"-Ominie Yu Spriggan

Hehe there are more from there but I cant remember any of them. :lol:
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Postby jonmartensen » Sun Sep 01, 2002 1:09 am

I know this isn't a dub, or even from an anime but...

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Postby Princess Garnet » Sun Sep 01, 2002 1:41 pm

"If you keep going round and round and round and round like that, you're going to get stupid!"
-Ryuichi, episode 10 (Gravitation)

"Why is that? I'm just luggage. I'm a suitcase! I don't need a passport!"
-Shuichi, episode 12 (Gravitation)
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I'm not a dog no da O_O
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I'll have to list more later...right now I don't have enough time.
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Postby NicholasDWolfwood » Sun Sep 01, 2002 2:00 pm

"Faye Faye" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"You know the 3 things I hate the most, Jet?" "No, Spike" "Animals, Kids, and *SOMETHING, can't think of word* Women. So why the hell do we have all three on this SHIP!?!?!?!" - Spike and Jet (Cowboy Bebop)
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Postby Anime Jedi » Sun Sep 01, 2002 9:36 pm

"That ridiculus man hasn't realized his weakness. His stupidity is beyond belief.!" Vegeta (when Satan says that he only lost his footing in the ring.)

"Hi, my name's Brock. That's B as in big brave Blastoise, R as in radiant Raichu, O as in only yours Oddish, C as in Charizard and K as in mesmerrizing Kadabra. Want to know my last name?" Brock (Pokémon)
-I bet I screwed up that quote big time, but the last time I heard it was so long ago, that I forgot most ot it.

"Is this wiley woman leading you astray?" Sparky (Pokémon - Pikachu Shocks Back) -Viz graphic novel

"Prepare for the thunder of damnation!!" Sparky
"Is damnation all they ever talk about?" Ash
"Yes! If you were hit by the thunder of salvation, then you would be saved, wouldn't you?" Sparky
"I'm looking for originality here!" Ash - same issue as above.

"Get too close and you might catch the stupidity and wind up stupid for life!" Misty - also same issue (funny novel)
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Postby Princess Garnet » Sun Sep 01, 2002 10:13 pm

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Pink! And purple! Whenever I say that people call me a faggot. O.o I'm not a bundle of logs no da!! I DON'T WANNA BE BURNED UP ON A FIRE!!! >_<
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