Hilarious Quotes...

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Hilarious Quotes...

Postby OmniStrata » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:22 am

Ok, I'd prefer dubbed since some subs are "culture morphed" to fit the audience.

What's some of the most hilarious single phrases/quotes you've heard from any and all anime you've seen?
If at all possible, I'd like to use some of them for my update quote on my website. (I really need to update more...)

Here's a few that I like to hear and bust a gut...

"Let's shake the dew off this lily shall we!?" - Washu (Tenchi Muyo OAV)
"Now RIP EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF!" - Hibio's/Eric's Father (Tatoon Master)
"It's the Big O, something Celcia's NEVER gonna have..." - Junpei (Those Who Hunt Elves)
"Why won't you have sex with me?" - Kaori (City Hunter)
"Alright sun! It's time to NOOKY-CISE!! 1-2-3-4 [pelvic thrusts...]" - Ryo Saeba (City Hunter)
"EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!" - Celcia (Those Who Hunt Elves)
"Because now we can consumate our marriage by engaging in the physical act of... LOVE!" - Nima/Bala (Tatoon Master)
"GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!" - Carrot Glace (Sorcerer Hunters)
"WAGH! PRINCESS PRINCE- PRINCEST PRINSET PRINCESST [whip] AAAUUGGHHH!!!" - Carrot Glace (Sorcerer Hunters)
"Please step into the glowing green square." - transport officer (Shinesman)
"OH NO, You killed Kenny! You bumpsters!!" - Princess (Shinesman)
"I think it was just... an accident..." - Rane (Elf Princess Rane)

Anymore you think would just laugh your arse off?
Also, if you find outtakes (which I'm seeing alot of as DVD Extras, include those too!)

:lol:
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby BaHaRa » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:30 am

hmm i dont know much about dubs...but maybe i should just paste the entire translation for Excel Saga :D
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Postby RyanGlazner » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:31 am

Yup. That'd do it! A lot of the Excel humor is visual, but there's still plenty there!
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Postby BaHaRa » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:33 am

It doesn't get much better than Pedro yelling "NOOOOO!!!!"
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Postby kthulhu » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:36 am

How about a Puchu saying "Fall to hell!"
I'm out...
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Postby dokidoki » Sun Aug 18, 2002 3:29 am

"If this is justice, then I'm a banana!" -- Angel Cop

"That's wiggedy-wacked, girlfriend!"
"And you know I ain't down with that!"
-- Magic User's Club outtakes

"PEPTO BISMOL URINE SAMPLE?!?!" -- Dirty Pair outtakes

"Blistering bullshit!" -- not sure of the anime... see CPF's "Bad American Dubbing"
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Re: Hilarious Quotes...

Postby TaranT » Sun Aug 18, 2002 3:45 am

Shinesman:

"Heeeeeere's Sheena!"
"Look at this bimbo. It's gotta be an anime store."

"I AM NOT A BIMBO!!"
"I'm gonna die in a Godzilla suit!"
"Hey, he's kinda cute. I think I'll keep him....You love me. You just don't know it yet."

"Guys, I don't think her elevator goes to the top floor."
"Yeah, if you ask me, I think she's one O-V-A short of a series."
"I can't die now. I have a date with Turkish twins."
"I can't let her win. She's got bad hair."

Elf Princess Rane:

"Fart french fries ??"
"Beef scallion ??"
"Modeh clack nobak. Modeh clack nobak ?? Modeh clack nobak."
"I'm going to find Rane. And when I do, I'm going to poke her ears and kick her ass so hard it'll make her teeth shake....Maaaaybe I'd better eat something first."

No point in quoting the "Marie Rap". That has to be seen to be believed.

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Postby Anime Jedi » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:36 am

"Damn! Haven`t they ever heard of moderation." I`ll check his name later :oops: (Death & Rebirth)

"So what do we play now?"
"How about strip pok..." Davis (Digimon 02) oh course somebody interrupts him.
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Postby aaronlye » Sun Aug 18, 2002 8:31 am

Can't talk much about dubs, but I was sufficiently amused by the subtitles on various HK DVDs to rant about it on my website not too long ago.

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Postby leathelanime » Sun Aug 18, 2002 9:43 am

"THE COLOR OF DEFEAT IS A DARK DARK BLUE!!!!!"
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Re: Hilarious Quotes...

Postby Yosho » Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:16 am

OmniStrata wrote:"Let's shake the dew off this lily shall we!?" - Washu (Tenchi Muyo OAV)


I rather like this quote but I think the original is better. I don't know the exact line but it goes something like this:

"We can do this one of two ways: with my hands or with my mouth."
-Brick Wall Productions

"It takes a man very confortable with his heterosexuality to have sex with another man!"
-Jeremy "Donny Gayeman" Simmons
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Postby mexicanjunior » Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:40 am

Shinji after a successful wack off at the hosptial bed of Asuka..."I'm so fucked up! :oops: " - End of Eva dub
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Postby leathelanime » Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:44 am

mexicanjunior wrote:Shinji after a successful wack off at the hosptial bed of Asuka..."I'm so fucked up! :oops: " - End of Eva dub


REALY!!?.......I need to get that boxset and those damn movies....
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Postby mexicanjunior » Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:48 am

leathelanime wrote:
mexicanjunior wrote:Shinji after a successful wack off at the hosptial bed of Asuka..."I'm so fucked up! :oops: " - End of Eva dub


REALY!!?.......I need to get that boxset and those damn movies....


Not sure if the EoE dub is out yet. We saw a screening of it at Akon. Funny stuff. =P
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Postby leathelanime » Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:59 am

Well I know It will be out if it isnt when I complete the series....Man I wish I had 100 bucks right now....
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