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Corbo BASH anyone?

Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 3:57 pm

So I'm irked. It seems like everyone I know in this scene is heading down to JACON to have a good time. So to get rid of the frustration that I have, since I can't party with you kids till Otakon, I figured I'd start the:

CORBO BASH 2K3 thread

For people who haven't been to one, basically it's the pinnacle of every east coast con, or at least the ones I've been to. Last years Otakon bash had about 60 awesome people at it, and around 600 dollars in booze.

Rumor has it, this Corbo Bash will be the biggest and most insane of all. I know it's a few months early to talk about the Otakon party, but what the fuck, we started last years thread sometime in early May.
Anyway expect:
More Alcohol than you could ever imagine fitting in a bath tub...and it's free!
Drugs!
Hookers!
Doing drugs off of the hooker's asses!
DDR!
Sick Rock n' Roll music!
HOT TUB!
At least 5 cartons of Camel smokes! (3 of which, reserved for Nate Bezner)

It's seriously a night filled with amazing times had with really amazing people...and everyone gets laid

That last statement was true, except for the getting laid part, no dice, unless you happen to be king of the stairwell

Everyone needs to attend a Corbo Bash at least once in their life. It's a great way to meet a lot of cool kids, and a lot of cool amv editors in an environment that isn't boring where you just sit around and talk shop. So lets get the ball rolling. Start talking about the drinks, the drugs, the hookers, make fun of Corbo, tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.

Here's to sex drugs and rock n roll, on 8/9/03
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Postby Kusoyaro » Mon May 19, 2003 4:10 pm

Two words: Hell and Yes.

Oh, and a few more words: I want a stairwell ho this time, you motherfucker.

I will never miss a Corbo Bash in my life. And maybe this time some of the More Than Toast people will make it up, which would kick total ass.

I can't wait. Aren't there rumors of Corbo Bash AWA 2K3 as well? That would possibly destroy the universe.
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Postby StealthVisions » Mon May 19, 2003 4:13 pm

heh, well moooooo took care of most of the explanation there...

Corbo Bash will make another glorious return to Otakon. This time, there will be more people, more booze, and it's THEMED THIS YEAR!!

Corbo Beach Bash 2003!!!!

Yes folks, I felt ritzy this year and got a suite with a jacuzzi and the adjoining room to party in. Everyone is encouraged to come in or come and change into their beach digs and enjoy the jacuzzi, but no, swimsuits are NOT required for our more modest guests.

So everyone start getting jazzed, psyched, stoked, or whatever the hell you get...Corbo Beach Bash is coming to Otakon 2003.


Start madness...
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Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 4:15 pm

Kusoyaro wrote:Two words: Hell and Yes.

Oh, and a few more words: I want a stairwell ho this time, you motherfucker.

I will never miss a Corbo Bash in my life. And maybe this time some of the More Than Toast people will make it up, which would kick total ass.

I can't wait. Aren't there rumors of Corbo Bash AWA 2K3 as well? That would possibly destroy the universe.


No stairwell for you kid. You are spoken for. I on the other hand, can whore my shit out left and right to the highest bidder.

I agree with the more than toast crowd should totally come up for the party. I havent met them and heard a lot of cool stories. They sound like they'd fit in perfectly with our debaucherous crew.

I haven't heard anything about AWA bash, but if he's there, I'm sure the bash will follow.

It's funny, Corbo really has become a Con God.
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Postby StealthVisions » Mon May 19, 2003 4:15 pm

Kusoyaro wrote:Two words: Hell and Yes.

Oh, and a few more words: I want a stairwell ho this time, you motherfucker.

I will never miss a Corbo Bash in my life. And maybe this time some of the More Than Toast people will make it up, which would kick total ass.

I can't wait. Aren't there rumors of Corbo Bash AWA 2K3 as well? That would possibly destroy the universe.


We cannot say at this time whether Corbo Bash AWA 2K3 will exist. Mr. Corbo has yet to purchase his plane ticket. When he does so, the preparations for that Corbo Bash(TM) will begin. No further information can be disclosed at this time, other than Mr. Corbo is wetting his pants in anticipation of Corbo Beach Bash. Thank you.

--Mr. Corbo's Assistant
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Postby Kusoyaro » Mon May 19, 2003 4:22 pm

StealthVisions wrote:--Mr. Corbo's Assistant


Your penis wrote that post? Nice.
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Re: Corbo BASH anyone?

Postby paizuri » Mon May 19, 2003 4:23 pm

moooooo wrote:Everyone needs to...tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.


Insanely sweaty drunken Tom will haunt my nightmares for years to come. But in a good way. :o
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Postby Nightowl » Mon May 19, 2003 4:25 pm

I only get three cartons? I'm shocked!

Now, here's the thing... can we do drugs off the hooker's asses while playing DDR and partake in unsafe sexual activity whilst downing a shot of tequilla courtesy of the almighty Whorebox?

And can there be naked people only in the hot tub? Only the naked people would consist of myself, a gaggle of hookers, Hsien, and Paizuri? Can ya hook me up?

This is exciting.

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Re: Corbo BASH anyone?

Postby Kusoyaro » Mon May 19, 2003 4:26 pm

paizuri wrote:
moooooo wrote:Everyone needs to...tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.


Insanely sweaty drunken Tom will haunt my nightmares for years to come. But in a good way. :o


Ooh, I've got a related story! After my girlfriend's sister decided to stay at the hotel instead of at my place, I left paizuri to stay with our Duke friends so I could have my apartment alone with my girlfriend for the night. And then our Duke friends ditched paizuri :D Which is why he was passed out on the floor there in the first place!

Corbo Bash is fun for everyone!!
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Re: Corbo BASH anyone?

Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 4:28 pm

Kusoyaro wrote:
paizuri wrote:
moooooo wrote:Everyone needs to...tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.


Insanely sweaty drunken Tom will haunt my nightmares for years to come. But in a good way. :o


Ooh, I've got a related story! After my girlfriend's sister decided to stay at the hotel instead of at my place, I left paizuri to stay with our Duke friends so I could have my apartment alone with my girlfriend for the night. And then our Duke friends ditched paizuri :D Which is why he was passed out on the floor there in the first place!

Corbo Bash is fun for everyone!!


...and then I almost stepped on that poor buca's balls as I snuck back into the room at 6 am.
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Postby paizuri » Mon May 19, 2003 4:30 pm

Nightowl wrote:Now, here's the thing... can we do drugs off the hooker's asses while playing DDR and partake in unsafe sexual activity whilst downing a shot of tequilla courtesy of the almighty Whorebox?
-N


We gotta be efficient with these things Nate...We have to do the drugs off the hooker's asses while playing co-ed naked cooperative DDR and partaking in unsafe sexual activities whilst downing shots of tequila courtesy of the almighty Whorebox IN THE HOT TUB.

Electrical cords and other hazards be damned, I say!!!
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Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 4:33 pm

Nightowl wrote:I only get three cartons? I'm shocked!

Now, here's the thing... can we do drugs off the hooker's asses while playing DDR and partake in unsafe sexual activity whilst downing a shot of tequilla courtesy of the almighty Whorebox?

And can there be naked people only in the hot tub? Only the naked people would consist of myself, a gaggle of hookers, Hsien, and Paizuri? Can ya hook me up?

This is exciting.

-N


Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. :wink: <----WINKY FACE

I'll bring you an extra carton if ya need it. I'm gonna buy a few here down at school before I go back home.
8.75 a pack at home = bad
Carton for under 30 at school = Good
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Re: Corbo BASH anyone?

Postby paizuri » Mon May 19, 2003 4:34 pm

moooooo wrote:
Kusoyaro wrote:
paizuri wrote:
moooooo wrote:Everyone needs to...tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.


Insanely sweaty drunken Tom will haunt my nightmares for years to come. But in a good way. :o


Ooh, I've got a related story! After my girlfriend's sister decided to stay at the hotel instead of at my place, I left paizuri to stay with our Duke friends so I could have my apartment alone with my girlfriend for the night. And then our Duke friends ditched paizuri :D Which is why he was passed out on the floor there in the first place!

Corbo Bash is fun for everyone!!


...and then I almost stepped on that poor buca's balls as I snuck back into the room at 6 am.


Not to mention that the reason you were sneaking back at 6 am was because I had suggested to you earlier the perfect hook-up spot in the hotel away from prying eyes! What goes around comes, I guess. :wink:
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Postby Kusoyaro » Mon May 19, 2003 4:36 pm

moooooo wrote:Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. :wink: <----WINKY FACE

YES, WE KNOW IT'S A WINKY FACE, DUMBASS!

Heh.

This time, you fuckers better not call me begging for me to bring soda because someone forgot...only for me to go to the gift shop and buy 10 20 ouncers for $2 each, and then have to lug them several blocks down the street in my backpack...and then arrive to find an entire bathtub full of soda waiting for me.
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Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 4:42 pm

Kusoyaro wrote:
moooooo wrote:Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. :wink: <----WINKY FACE

YES, WE KNOW IT'S A WINKY FACE, DUMBASS!

Heh.

This time, you fuckers better not call me begging for me to bring soda because someone forgot...only for me to go to the gift shop and buy 10 20 ouncers for $2 each, and then have to lug them several blocks down the street in my backpack...and then arrive to find an entire bathtub full of soda waiting for me.


I just got a particular penchant for the winky face asshole! Don't judge me!

Seriously man, at the time last year, it really looked like we we're gonna have no soda to mix drinks with, then a few randoms walked in with tons of soda, saving the day, and making you look dumb in the process. :wink: <-----WINKYYYYY FACEEEEEE

Only a less than 3 months away. Woohoo.
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