*** ANIMEMUSICVIDEOS.ORG FLAME FORM ***
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Windows Movie Maker User
[ ] RealMedia User
[X] Lamer
[ ] Pervert
[X] Geek
[ ] DBZ Fan
[X] Dumbass
[ ] ErMaC
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You're a newbie and you made a DBZ video
[ ] You made your Nth DBZ video
[X] You made a typo. Obviously you have no command of the English language
[ ] You really do have no command of the English language
[ ] You point out other people's typos all the time
[ ] You correct your own typos in another post
even though it's obvious what you meant
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You asked for free hosting
[ ] You screwed up the HTML in your post
[X] You tried to be clever/funny and failed
[ ] You compared yourself to Kevin Caldwell
[ ] You didn't capitalise your username
[ ] You talked trash in your journal
[ ] You asked how to edit RealMedia files
[ ] You added Various / Unknown to the anime/music databases
[ ] You posted a "which video is better" message
[ ] You posted a recipe
[ ] Your video link is broken
[ ] You said my video link is broken, but it's not
[ ] You overhyped your video(s)
[ ] Your incessant namedropping is annoying
[ ] You added something that obviously doesn't belong in the database
[X] Your question was lame and didn't give enough info
[ ] You didn't help me with my lame question
[ ] You asked how to rip Final Fantasy X
[ ] Your sucking up sucked
[ ] You added someone else's video to the database
(that was already there)
[ ] You asked for something already on the TODO list
[ ] You asked/posted something already asked/posted less than a week ago
[ ] You asked about something easily found via Google / the
guides / searching the forums / the Premiere manual
[ ] You posted something asking for warez (software or A/V material)
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread (not in the off-topic forum)
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between email and forums
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You won some contest. The judges were blind/deaf/clueless!
[ ] Your lame-ass attempt at a flame was boring
[ ] You use ALL-CAPS too much and use too many exclamation marks!!!!
[X] You suck
[ ] Your video sucks
[X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a boring "LP / DBZ / LBZ sucks" message
[ ] You posted a boring "LP / DBZ / LBZ rules" message
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't write "ErMaC" correctly
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You trashed perfectly good series for no good reason
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] REFG
[ ] RATFAG
[X] Review all of my videos
[X] Pay for my video hosting
[ ] Watch all the Linkin Park videos listed on the site
[ ] Watch all the DBZ videos listed on the site
[X] Light yourself on fire
[ ] Light the RealMedia creators on fire
[ ] Be banned
[ ] Stop watching/editing videos for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your capture card/DVD-ROM with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Actually post something worthwhile
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] All of the above
*** END FLAME ***
There. I filled one out for you Yo Oh Yoku. If you want to flame this guy differently, feel free to copy it and change it around.
