The Swearing & Insults Thread

[Mr. Fuzzyflippers]

I don't know where this one came from, but my friend and I used to say "derpdolphin" quite often...

[requiett]

Chungus

[Druzaik]

Cuntface, shout it in an insulting tone and you'll harm a person psychologically.

"YOU FUCKIN CUNTFACE."

[Kionon]

I'm not a huge fan of "cunt" for reasons which should be apparent to just about EVERYONE.

My favorite is anything related to the word douche. Especially if it makes no sense. I mean, sure douchebag is perfectly serviceable, but I think my favorite is probably douchecanoe. Douche rocket is also amusing. Douche nozzle is tolerable.

But wait, you say, isn't a douche a feminine hygiene product? Aren't you participating in that which you oppose? NO. Douching is bad for the vagina, which is a self-cleaning organ anyway. There are all sorts of negatives to douching. Thus, a douche-whatever is someone who should, never ever be near a vagina, either because of the harm that person will cause to a vagina, or because that person is just generally a really shitty person.

Usage:

"Holy fuck, that douchecanoe of a health and human services committee just tried to pass a personhood amendment! And his ENTIRE House of Reps just agreed to it!"

"Remember brodude from that party last night? Yeah tried to stick a hand down my pants, and then celebrated it by orderding another round of beers for his friends!" "That loser douche rocket! Did you call the cops on him?"

"My roommate just refused to pay her half of the utilities for another month in a row." "Time to drop that douche nozzle. She's stressing you out!"

Etc.

[Hagaren Viper]

I actually probably find replacing all curse words with 'cuss' far more amusing than I should.

[Miaka999]

i prefer to swear in Spanish and Italian as well as in French sometimes. Interesting conversations that way

[Otohiko]

Fuck your shit

[Miaka999]

Govnodavy