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The Swearing & Insults Thread

Post by AMVGuide » Sat May 25, 2013 2:51 pm

For those of us with vulgar tongues...

I'm currently in the process of trying to quit swearing because of Reasons.
You can find a bunch more with Google; and I'd like to see the swearing lowered a bit here on the Org too... as it can be intimidating for new members, especially around convention season.

That being said, I still think swears are a means of expressing oneself that people need. And you rob yourself of that if you don't do it every once in a while-- but it doesn't need to be out in public where others pick it up as habit. One thing that can help is substitutions like Frak and Shoot in place of Fuck and Shit (Bonus points to anyone that knows where Frak comes from!). Of course, if you have real words to express yourself, I believe that's the best course of action. I mean, most swears arise due to time-constraints where a quick swear is simply more convenient. But on a message board... that shouldn't be an issue. However, I do appreciate messing around *in a controlled environment* so he're a few swear quotes to get you started:

http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/1 ... otes-ever/

Got any good swears or insults?
Share them, or come up with your own below.

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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Post by Phantasmagoriat » Sat May 25, 2013 2:54 pm

My personal favorite:

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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Post by Dr. Derpface, J.D. » Sat May 25, 2013 6:38 pm

If someone uses 'frak' ('frack') WITHOUT knowing where it comes from, then they're just a useless gobshite arseclown who sucks on the teat of peer pressure to be 'cool'. In which case, they should be eternally tormented by having Saul Tigh skullfuck them under the watchful eye of a marmot-loving Centurion.

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Post by catgod » Sat May 25, 2013 7:39 pm

I can't wait until I'm 21 so I can say swear words but for now I'll stick with my 'meanie poopie heads' :bear:
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Post by AMVGuide » Sat May 25, 2013 9:15 pm

Fire_Starter wrote:If someone uses 'frak' ('frack') WITHOUT knowing where it comes from, then they're just a useless gobshite arseclown who sucks on the teat of peer pressure to be 'cool'. In which case, they should be eternally tormented by having Saul Tigh skullfuck them under the watchful eye of a marmot-loving Centurion.

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In proper spirit of this thread, I deem this comment fuckable as a Cylon-raping bull cock.

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Post by Jadecavy » Sun May 26, 2013 12:29 am

My favourite is "shitwizard". It just cracks me up every time. I can't call someone a shitwizard with a straight face.

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Post by Dr. Derpface, J.D. » Sun May 26, 2013 1:55 pm

I'll be honest, some of the lines the 3rd Blade movie were rather amusing. I was especially amused at whats-her-name being referred to as a "cock-juggling thundercunt".
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Post by ZephyrStar » Tue May 28, 2013 11:54 am

My favorite swear is "asshat." It conjures such a silly image.
The act of being an asshat can be referred to as "asshattery."
Excuse my asshattery.

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Post by AlphaCoreX » Tue May 28, 2013 2:27 pm

But im just a very polite individual that doesn't get mad at anyt-

WELL FUCK THIS I CAN SWEAR?! SHIT ON MY BALLS AND CALL ME GREG!
I CAN FUCKING SWEAR! SOUNDS FUCKING COOL.

no no.. Im controlled. Im control- FUCK. CONTAINMENT IS NOT VALID. SHIT COCK.


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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Post by ZephyrStar » Tue May 28, 2013 3:01 pm

Goddamnit Jade.... shitwizard, I lol'd
fucken stealing that one.

Also I discovered "sperglord" recently.

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