Being twenty-five and still having pimples, especially since the worst ones are only ever on my face. I mean, what the hell? I know some people have it for life, but I seriously hope I'm not one of them. I tried a treatment regimen for a couple of years back in college, but all it did was destroy my skin. I was always dry and flaky, even long after I had "gotten used" to the skin cream (where it wasn't burning, I mean). So great, not only did I still have pimples, but I couldn't even wear makeup properly to cover them up. I said "fuck it" and went off of the meds. My breakouts didn't change at all. Now, I have a terrible fucking job where I'm around oil and smoke constantly, so my skin always feels nasty at the end of a day, and it's freaking out more than ever.
All I need is a penis and a neckbeard, and I'll be a perfect disgusting gamer stereotype.