How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A man walks into a bar and sees an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He goes to grab it.
Bartender: Hey, man. That bottle is 40 bucks.
Man: I was going to show you a magic trick.
Bartender: What trick?
Man: I bet you 5 bucks I can drink this whole bottle without touching it.
Bartender: Oh, YOU'RE ON!
The man takes a deep breath...then grabs the bottle, cracks it open and drinks the whole thing. Meanwhile the bartender laughs.
Bartender: You stupid drunk, you lost the bet!
Man: I did? *hic*
Bartender: Yeah! You touched the bottle.
Man: Aw dammit, I guess I did.
The man pays up 5 bucks. The bartender walks away waving his reward around. The man chuckles at him and leaves the bar with a big smile on his face
Bartender: Hey, man. That bottle is 40 bucks.
Man: I was going to show you a magic trick.
Bartender: What trick?
Man: I bet you 5 bucks I can drink this whole bottle without touching it.
Bartender: Oh, YOU'RE ON!
The man takes a deep breath...then grabs the bottle, cracks it open and drinks the whole thing. Meanwhile the bartender laughs.
Bartender: You stupid drunk, you lost the bet!
Man: I did? *hic*
Bartender: Yeah! You touched the bottle.
Man: Aw dammit, I guess I did.
The man pays up 5 bucks. The bartender walks away waving his reward around. The man chuckles at him and leaves the bar with a big smile on his face
Almost as hard as fighting a Holy Paladin.
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?
How did the brown-billed duck get its name?
Whats brown and sticky?
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
what's grey and comes in cans?
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw your mother in a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb; the other to hold thepenis ladder.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
Confucius says, "Man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted."
I wish that my first word was "quote" so that when I died, I could say "unquote".
One to change the bulb; the other to hold the
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
Confucius says, "Man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted."
I wish that my first word was "quote" so that when I died, I could say "unquote".
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
how many members of PETA does it take it screw in a light bulb? it's not possible because PETA only knows how to bitch about change but not do anything about it
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
It's interesting how most puns do not work in text.
But some require text.
For example.
"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. (Unless it's a bass)"
But some require text.
For example.
"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. (Unless it's a bass)"
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
Why is the sniper so good with a frying pan?
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Re: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bu
Why did the sperm cross the road?
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