It's like a battle for supremacy, dude. I hate people who think they are gods and everyone else thinks we should bow to them.
My vent is a customer who acts like that and decided to tell me I was slow getting her receipt. I was slow getting her iPad. I was slow setting it up for her. I was slow making A FUCKING APPLE ID FOR HER IGNORANT BITCH ASS.
Bitch...I CAN'T JUST GRAB A SERIALIZED PRODUCT OUT OF OUR LOCKED CAGES IN OUR BACK HOUSE, OUR INVENTORY TEAM BRINGS IT OUT.
Bitch...BECAUSE YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO SEND YOU JUNK MAIL EVERY FRIGGIN DAY, YOU DIDNT WANT AN EASY EMAIL RECEIPT SO I HAVE TO CHANGE THE PAPER ROLL AND PRINT YOU ONE.
Bitch...GET YOUR OWN FUCKING APPLE ID AND STOP USING YOUR HUSBANDS ACCOUNT. AND YOU WONDER WHY HIS CONTACTS ARE ON YOUR SHIT??!!!
Bitch...if you are DONE...PRESS THE FUCKING BRIGHT BLUE BUTTON THAT SAYS "DONE"!!! REEEEEEAAAADDD!
Bitch...JUST GET THE FUCK OUT IF MY STORE WITH THIS IPAD THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TYPE ON. YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SHIT I DID FOR YOU??!! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD A FUCKING APP WITHOUT ME OR YOUR HUSBAND WHO'S IN FUCKING PARIS.
While I was screaming that in my head, I had to smile in front of her. I left for lunch, my manager says take an extra 15 minutes.
Btw, she was clearly in her 50s...in 20s clothes. I just wanted to tip her over her 6 inch heels and step on her face to wipe her makeup off.
God freakin dammit, what makes people turn into such...HORRIBLE people??!! I do nothing wrong but people just hate me for no reason. Its just fucking unfair and ridiculous.
Almost as hard as fighting a Holy Paladin.