The "TO BE CONTINUED..." Game [read 1st post]

[TEKnician]

>Post something at most 4 lines long so that the next person continues your story.

>Dont quote them, just continue in a new post

pretty simple...

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This will be the beginning of our journey:

*engage pirate accent*

Was a hoooorrible smell, I tell ya. Tharr I be, in that dark cave all by meh self...following that stench to whatever foul demons nest lay at the end of the slimy tunnel. Dem ol fellers corpses scattered about long the rocks cast eeeeerie shadows onto the walls, me be pissing my timbers bout this time.

Suddenly...


...a tentacle.

[CodeZTM]

Even though Bob had JUST started playing his new computer game, he could hear the shattering scream coming from 3 doors down in his apartment complex. The tentacle mini-game would have to wait!! Rushing into action he rushed out of his apartment and into the hallway. There, he saw of the absolute worst things that a person could ever see...

[drewaconclusion]

Slowly lurching around the corner of the hallway, Bob saw a giant tentacle comprised of dirty, bent and misshapen silverware. The silverware clattered and screeched as the tentacle curled around itself. As his momentary surprise-induced stupor wore off, Bob noticed that the base of the tentacle had wrapped around...

[Dr. Derpface, J.D.]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[TEKnician]

Those words lit up Bobs screen as his slight daydream came to a dramatic halt. How long was he in this trance? Had his love for tentacles grown dull and listless in his peculiar void of boredom that he had once embraced as his life's purpose? He pushed himself away from the desk, rubbing his eyes as his chair rolled towards the window. He reopened them halfway and gazed out into the sky...

A sky full of...

[Chez]

Pigs today the pigs grew wings soaring ever higher like bacon flipping in a pan. Bob confused and wondering if this trance or the twelve bags of mushrooms he just finished eating were going to wear off before he had to go to work. Upon exiting his haven of security, hope, and the best mushrooms on the north eastern side of America he walked into the Grocery store.

What he saw there.....

[Ijexis]

Did not interest him in the least. Of course, the situation was quite serious, after all, the store clerk was staring at an absurdly long katana pointed at his chest. The weapon, wielded by a red-headed woman, appeared to be quite sharp and quite as dangerous, however, try as he might Bob could not bring himself to warrant a single iota of care. Maybe it was the mushrooms, or he just assumed it was another daydream. Deciding to just get what he came for, he however, begun to care when the red-headed woman turned to him and said...

[Eake4]

Don't you dare ever tell anyone that I'm a crossdresser!! Bob shuddered at her coarse and deep voice while thinking back and wondering whether the mushrooms really did have such an effect. Returning to himself, he replied...

[TEKnician]

"As a fellow spy, I cannot blow your cover. But just tell me where I can find the mushroom man."
Lighting up a cigarette, the [wo]man replied, "He's gone underground. Doubt you'll catch up to him, though. He's a whole world ahead of you. But you can start by heading down that outrageously wide green pipe over there next to that brick wall."

And with that, I left and glared down the pipe.

And at the bottom of the pipe I saw...

[Hagaren Viper]

A blue hedgehog dart by him. Bob paused, feeling both nostalgic and sick at the sight of the critter. He shook off his emotions and chased after it, while it might not be the Mushroom Man himself, he figured that could be a clue as to start looking. Not long after, his foot snagged on something and he fell to the ground. He turned around to see what it was and gasped, not believing his eyes, he picked up...