Funny Convos

[Jadecavy]

#AMV hive mind...

[23:48:10] <Hacchinya_DS> now i feel stupid
[23:48:16] <MD|zZz> :/
[23:48:17] <Jadecavy> the shoe fits
[23:48:19] <Arashinome> You are stupid.
[23:48:20] <Otohiko> ...feel? >__>

[Enigma]

well #amv hasn't changed

[Jadecavy]

well #amv hasn't changed

That was from April ;P

[-MD]

Read this on the forums like...the first year I started I think.

kickass331 wrote:
I spent the last 2 days on this AMV, and this is the one I was supposed to spend a week on, so I have it, as it is sunday...
It is Okay, effects kind of suck, they hurt my eyes a little, the scenes are totally random, they don't make any sense...
There's no theme or story or whatever, the quality is so-so, the audio is strange due to the emphasis I put on it, hurts my ears a little..
The filesize is a little large, but you know I don't care... Basically the AMV I would give a score of 5 or 6 out of 10, maybe lower...
But you know, who cares really 0_0


Godix Reply: So if you knew all this then WHY THE **** DID YOU RELEASE IT? Good ****ing god,
when you were a kid the walls in your room had lead paint didn't they? I realize that your EEG is a flatline but come on,
this is a fairly simple concept to understand.I'm going to teach you a rule about AMVs that you should definately follow.
Now the rule is so simple I'm sure even a chimpanzee could be trained in this in a couple days so there's a slim chance you might be able to grasp this.

If you think it sucks then don't release it. That's it. That's the magic rule to make everyone lives happier.
If you know it sucks then keep it to yourself. Your assignment for the day is to write this out 100 times until you finally, at long last, understand it.

Once you manage to figure this out we'll move on to the next lesson. Which is 'if you don't think it sucks then you're wrong' but right now that's probably a bit beyond you.

And just so you can do a little advance study if you're so inclined, rule 3 is to go back to all your previous threads and actually read and follow the advise people have given you.
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We were on MSN

FrostReturns: "Well I'm working on a new amv with bleach, dbz, naruto and etc... and I'm trying to make a plot for it"
Autraya: *dies of laughter*
FrostReturns: " -_- I feel stupid now"
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Talking to Kojima on the phone

Me: man....I gotta pee badly...
Koji: Wait....am I on speaker phone.
Me: *sets phone down and starts peeing*
Koji: Uhhh.........really man.............really?!?!!.....

[Jadecavy]

Fucking lol'd at the last one.

[CodeZTM]

Just happened. XD

Staff: Just go place the dead and stuffed co#$%S in [Boss]'s office.
Me: O_o
OtherStaff: O_o
Staff's Son Who is Moving Things: O_o
Staff: That came out wrong.
[She was talking about stuffed ducks that my boss hunted and had mounted in the area that is about to become her office.]

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Chat the other night on Skype:

Rai: Why the hell do we bother anymore?
Code: Wha?
Rai: I mean, no matter what I do, all I seem to do is suck.
Code: I don't know about you, but I'm certainly not choosing that particular lifestyle.
Rai: So then you agree that I should learn After Effects?
Code: No, I mean I'm not fond of being a male prostitute on weekends. We really need to get you a better job.
Rai: >:\

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Texting With My MOTHER

Me: Need me to grab anything on the way home?
Mom: Can you run by the store can get some carrots for [Step Dad's] d#%@?
Me: WHAT?
Mom: AHHH. I MEANT DINNER.
Me: WHY IS THAT ON YOUR AUTOCORRECT? AHHH! IT BURNS....

[Jadecavy]

Texting With My MOTHER

Me: Need me to grab anything on the way home?
Mom: Can you run by the store can get some carrots for [Step Dad's] d#%@?
Me: WHAT?
Mom: AHHH. I MEANT DINNER.
Me: WHY IS THAT ON YOUR AUTOCORRECT? AHHH! IT BURNS....

So how does it feel to know that your mother is sexting?


Today on the phone with a customer:

Customer: "Oh, uh, can I get like, a talker in my car?"
Me: "Excuse me? Could you please repeat that?
Customer: "My brother told me I could get a talker installed for real cheap from you guys..."
Me: "I think you mean a speaker."
Customer: "No, I mean a talker. The things that talk the radio!"
Me: "Yes, it's called a speaker. They vibrate to create sound."
Customer: "No, you're wrong. He said it's a talker. My brother knows better than you, he works for best buy. I'm going to call back tomorrow, and maybe someone more competent will answer."

He'll probably call me tomorrow. Maybe he should just have his brother install his "talkers" if he knows so much. I mean, speakers are simple business to install, but I doubt even the best buy workers can figure it out. So many people come in with starters or stereos that aren't working, most of them installed at best buy or future shop.

[Moonlight Soldier]

Work-related convo over FB about a coworker who enjoys hearing himself talk.


D: sigh he's always right you know
Me: XD
D: I'm gonna try a new diet, modelled on what Ian eats
Me: so your left index finger?
D: hahaha yeah. and a solid helping of self-loathing when I gain any weight back
Me: you must also then tell EVERYONE of your success/failures and force your ideas on them, so they too can hate themselves as much as you
D: haha
Me: >>
D: deal
Me: win
D: aka preteen girl diet!
Me: \o/
D: sigh. he's a psychologist too oh and his son's a genius who is better at COD than my boyfriend. so I'm told. repeatedly.

One of these days I should record Ian secretly so you can get the extent of this...

[macchinainterna]

Couple of facebook convos of me and Bill (AKA balistik94) torturing our friend Cynthia (Who's another editor).

Cynthia: NY Jets > Patriots. Just sayin.

Me: The Broncos < EVERY FREAKING TEAM IN THE NFL. Just sayin.

Bill: Boxing > Every other sport in the world

Me: Are you dissin' my curling, son? *beams*

Bill: Pffft we would dominate this sport. You know how many black janitors there are in the world? We would sweep until there are holes in the ice.

Cynthia: LOL. You two are hilarious.

Me: You should see our ventriloquist act. :3

Cynthia: Anyone know a good pawn shop to sell used dvd's? I have a WHOLE bunch of dvd's I bought from blockbuster and I need to get rid of them.

Me: Try as you may, but you will never get rid of your Paulie Shore collection! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Cynthia: ‎:o WHO TOLD YOU!?

Me: I SEE ALL AND KNOW ALL.

Me: Translation: Bill =P

Bill: Why a pawn shop? Don't wanna walk into a big store with a bunch of used porn dvds? lol

Me: Paulie Shore did porn? His acting might actually improve if he did o.O

Cynthia: -____- you guys are awful lol.

Me: If that were true you would have blocked us by now =P

[Monitor Zombie]

Ok, so to set the scene, Josh, my roommate/BF of 10+ years wanders into my room while I'm reading fanfiction, and we start a hilarious conversation that I HAVE to dictate into AIM for another friend of mine.

scalesunlimited (8:02:51 PM): Josh - How do you spell Salmonella?
Me - Salmon-ella.
::Josh fiddles with phone::
Josh - How do you spell joust?
Mie - J-O-U-S-T.
Josh - I thought so, my phone didn't believe me.
Me - Well, it's not a very common word. ::Stares pensively at Josh as he types, until he looks up:: I'm wondering what statement you could possibly be writing that includes both "Salmonella" and "Joust."
Josh - Well, you'll just have to check twitter to find out.
ForeversNobody went away at 8:03:29 PM.
ForeversNobody returned at 8:27:12 PM.
ForeversNobody (8:27:34 PM): LOL
scalesunlimited (8:28:51 PM): he made cookies
scalesunlimited (8:28:59 PM): and tried to forcefeed me some of the dough
scalesunlimited (8:29:08 PM): we argued for like 5 minutes about it
ForeversNobody (8:29:27 PM): /me snickers
scalesunlimited (8:29:32 PM): him looming over my computer chair with a spoon of dough as i covered my mouth and cowered
scalesunlimited (8:29:37 PM): 'just eat it!"
ForeversNobody (8:29:41 PM): whereas jr made me chocolate chip cookie dough last night just to eat
ForeversNobody (8:29:43 PM): not cook
scalesunlimited (8:29:46 PM): "I don't want to! You can't make me!"
scalesunlimited (8:30:05 PM): "Why will you eat a cookie I hand you but not the dough? I Don't get it?"
scalesunlimited (8:30:22 PM): "Why do you want me to eat it so bad? You're freaking me out."
scalesunlimited (8:30:26 PM): "Just eat it!"
scalesunlimited (8:30:29 PM): "No!"
ForeversNobody (8:30:31 PM): lol
scalesunlimited (8:31:01 PM): he put the spoon down on my desk
scalesunlimited (8:31:03 PM): it's still there
scalesunlimited (8:31:11 PM): i twitted that i thought it was watching me
scalesunlimited (8:31:26 PM): and he twitted back that it can't watch me if i eat it.. so just eat it already
scalesunlimited (8:31:33 PM): and i twitted back that he can't make me
scalesunlimited (8:32:21 PM): ah, the roommate shinanigans
ForeversNobody (8:35:03 PM): lol
ForeversNobody (8:35:11 PM): your house gay is weeeeeeeeiiiird
scalesunlimited (8:35:31 PM): house gays.. like pets.. are usually quite similar to their owners
ForeversNobody (8:36:37 PM): LOL
scalesunlimited (8:37:20 PM): guh
scalesunlimited (8:37:43 PM): i hate it when dead characters get a POV thinking about how happy they are that their loved ones have moved on
scalesunlimited (8:37:58 PM): -Bawls- Poor Cedric
ForeversNobody (8:38:25 PM): ??
scalesunlimited (8:39:20 PM): sorry reading a fic
scalesunlimited (8:39:24 PM): hah
scalesunlimited (8:39:48 PM): Me (Goes into livingroom) - "Bawls as in cries really hard... b-a-w-l-s?
scalesunlimited (8:39:55 PM): Josh - Did you eat the cookie dough?
scalesunlimited (8:40:02 PM): -looks shifty- yes?
scalesunlimited (8:40:09 PM): lemme see the spoon
scalesunlimited (8:40:21 PM): -scrapes the dough off the spoon onto a piece of paper-
scalesunlimited (8:40:27 PM): 'see'
scalesunlimited (8:40:40 PM): 'now let me see the piece of paper you scraped it off onto
scalesunlimited (8:41:10 PM): -scrapes into onto another piece of paper- goes back licking her fingers- "See, it's even got a grease spot"
scalesunlimited (8:41:33 PM): 'so b-a-w-l-s?"
scalesunlimited (8:41:50 PM): "Now let me see the other piece of paper you scrapped it off onto while pretending to eat it..."
ForeversNobody (8:42:03 PM): wow
scalesunlimited (8:42:10 PM): -we both crack up, I leave- "Yeah that's what I thought"
ForeversNobody (8:42:10 PM): your house gay is smart
scalesunlimited (8:42:38 PM): that he is
scalesunlimited (8:42:47 PM): we've known each other for far too long
ForeversNobody (8:43:44 PM): yea
ForeversNobody (8:43:47 PM): i can tell
scalesunlimited (8:48:17 PM): Josh - Ok I really want to know what your issue is with the dough. Honestly, why wont you eat it? I want to know what you think.
scalesunlimited (8:48:28 PM): Me - It's dough, you aren't supposed to just eat the dough.
scalesunlimited (8:48:43 PM): Josh - When has that stopped... ANYone?
scalesunlimited (8:49:01 PM): Me - Well, I don't think all those hypochondriacs out there are eating raw dough
scalesunlimited (8:49:12 PM): Josh - are you a hypochondriac?
scalesunlimited (8:49:18 PM): Me - Right now... yeah
scalesunlimited (8:49:59 PM): Josh - god it's like i'm trying to force feed you poison or something -stalks off, calls back from the other side of the apartment- Which I'm not!
ForeversNobody (8:50:36 PM): /me snickers
ForeversNobody (8:50:40 PM): oh to be a fly on the wall
scalesunlimited (8:51:19 PM): as i'm typing that up
scalesunlimited (8:51:43 PM): josh came back with a cookie and started eating it obnoxiously loudly behind me.. i ignored him until I cracked up
scalesunlimited (8:52:01 PM): then he tried to hand me a cookie
scalesunlimited (8:52:07 PM): "No thanks"
scalesunlimited (8:52:12 PM): "Take it."
scalesunlimited (8:52:16 PM): "No I'm good."
scalesunlimited (8:52:27 PM): "Why are you suddenly against my cookies all of a sudden?"
scalesunlimited (8:52:34 PM): "I'm not."
scalesunlimited (8:52:40 PM): "Then why won't you eat it."
scalesunlimited (8:52:53 PM): "I don't want it."
scalesunlimited (8:53:08 PM): -He puts the cookie with the doughy spoon-
scalesunlimited (8:53:21 PM): "Are we starting a collection here?"
scalesunlimited (8:53:38 PM): "You didn't have a problem with my cookies earlier. What's stopping you now."
scalesunlimited (8:54:19 PM): "Why do you care? You never care this much what I eat. -Looks at cookie distrustfully- I'm just never going to eat anything you cook again."
scalesunlimited (8:54:46 PM): "Well, that'll make making dinner easier from now on." -Leaves-
scalesunlimited (8:54:53 PM): -Comes back- "Why won't you eat it?"
scalesunlimited (8:55:10 PM): "I'm a little hurt, I can't figure out why you won't just eat it."
scalesunlimited (8:55:15 PM): "I don't want it."
scalesunlimited (8:55:22 PM): "Fine! I'm never cooking again"
scalesunlimited (8:55:45 PM): -comes back- "Seriously, Why won't you eat the damn cookie?"
scalesunlimited (8:55:55 PM): "Honestly? Because it's driving you nuts."
ForeversNobody (8:57:22 PM): /me cracks up
ForeversNobody (8:57:30 PM): you are the WORST friend EVAR
ForeversNobody (8:57:30 PM): lol
scalesunlimited (8:59:12 PM): so
scalesunlimited (8:59:15 PM): should i eat it?
scalesunlimited (8:59:19 PM): cuz I think we're done
ForeversNobody (8:59:19 PM): ...the cookie
ForeversNobody (8:59:22 PM): lol
ForeversNobody (8:59:23 PM): i would
scalesunlimited (8:59:24 PM): ...and the dough
ForeversNobody (8:59:29 PM): up
scalesunlimited (8:59:31 PM): I also think I won
ForeversNobody (8:59:33 PM): *um
ForeversNobody (8:59:36 PM): ya
ForeversNobody (8:59:39 PM): yea you did
ForeversNobody (8:59:45 PM): go ahead
ForeversNobody (8:59:50 PM): but make it look like you didnt
scalesunlimited (8:59:54 PM): I feel like the moment I eat it, he's going to come find me out
scalesunlimited (9:00:07 PM): so put the spoon in the sink and then eat the dough
scalesunlimited (9:00:09 PM): ?
ForeversNobody (9:01:41 PM): yea
scalesunlimited (9:01:52 PM): he'll ask
ForeversNobody (9:01:57 PM): and crumble some of the cookie up and put it in the trash
scalesunlimited (9:02:00 PM): and I can't lie to him to save my life
ForeversNobody (9:02:14 PM): so he thinks you tossed it
scalesunlimited (9:02:25 PM): i don't want to actually hurt his feelings tho
scalesunlimited (9:04:15 PM): I'm totally saving this entire conversation too