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Sooper Powers

Postby Fall_Child42 » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:55 pm

So if you had a stupid super power what would it be?
These are not A-List super hero level powers here. No laser eyes, strength of 100 men, flying etc.

Stupid super powers only.

Mine I think would be to apparate food out of thin air.
Seemingly useless, but if I was falling a great distance BAM POOL OF JELL-O
I could make soup which would scald people.
And also I could have a pulled pork sandwhich ANY TIME I WANTED.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Animated » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:05 am

Dr.Dinosaur wrote: ANY TIME I WANTED.

NO WAI.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Jadecavy » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:33 am

Honestly, I'd like to have the power that everything I ate tasted like peppermint. \o/
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Enigma » Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:52 am

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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Castor Troy » Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:11 am

I want the power to turn any food into whatever I want and it would still retain the nutritional value and calories of the original food.

For example, I would turn a piece of lettuce into a pizza and I would only gain the calories and nutrition of the lettuce.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby godix » Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:22 am

The ability to stab people in the face over the internet. ESPECIALLY the type of people that comment on youtube videos.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby kenisama » Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:24 am

I want the ability to shit out high speed internet connectivity to any device I choose from anywhere in the world. and yes, I want to literally shit it out...
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Ingow » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:14 am

the power to think in little yellow boxes
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby mirkosp » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:24 am

The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Jadecavy » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:38 am

I'd also like the power to prevent hasteroth from ever being able to access the internet.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby ngsilver » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:15 am

The power to do math problems really really fast! The up shot of this would simply be that I can annoy the heck out of anyone by making really cheezy math jokes :D
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby ZephyrStar » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:34 am

mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN :ying:
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby ZephyrStar » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:36 am

ZephyrStar wrote:
mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN :ying:



Oh, and my useless superpower would be to be able to regulate my body at a comfortable temperature no matter where I was. So I could wear a bitchin tshirt outside when it is -25 and a stylish parka in the Floridian summers.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby NS » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:26 am

Idk. Some of these aren't "useless" XD. If you have the ability to do math really fast, On would assume that's some form of super intelligence, which many super heros have. But I suppose it's kinda hard to think of something that's absolutely useless but that would be wanted.

As for mine...Talk to animals...they don't listen to me, so not like aquaman, I can just understand them, and them me.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Brad » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:30 am

I want to be able to fly, but I really don't need to go far. Just, like, to the ceiling...

That thing in the corner... it bugs me... I don't know what it is, but it's up there.


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