Avoid the anime step altogether. Break out the camera, then put a wasp next to a spider, play some Slipknot in the background, and pour red & green gummibears on whoever wins...
Apologies to Yahtzee for paraphrasing Zero Punctuation
<Fire_Starter> Stirspeare: college=failsauce?
<Stirspeare> Fire_Starter: Electoral college etc."Then you weeaboo faggots need to stop thinking that Japan is ZOMG awsmsauce where all ur waifu dreams come true."
-Kionon / Athena - January 12, 2010