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Funny Convos

Postby CastielTheFallen » Sun May 23, 2010 9:37 pm

'Cause I'm too lazy to search to see if we already have this thread. If not, essential thread is essential? Sticky?

I'll start this off here...

DZ Arashinome 10:34 pm
http://dz-studios.com/arashinome/ThroughTheWindow.mp4
IM ON FIIIIIYAAAH
PUT ME OUT MAN
PUT ME OUT
unlimit3drice 10:35 pm
through the wall?
DZ Arashinome 10:35 pm
not quite
my balls are indeed sweaty thoo
too much info?
D:
unlimit3drice 10:35 pm
or not enough
DZ Arashinome 10:35 pm
HOBABY
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK
unlimit3drice 10:36 pm
lolol
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby godix » Sun May 23, 2010 11:03 pm

You forgot to bring the funny.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Fri May 28, 2010 1:02 am

Had this conversation with someone at work, removed his name at his request:

Cal [1:45 PM]:
according to amy
or at least someone amy knows
egg whites can be used as lube
Blanked [1:45 PM]:
that sir
is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard
i mean
as heat builds up, doesnt that turn them into some demented form of yellowless scrambled eggs? What kind of world do you live in, where fucking with the old scrambled eggs, is acceptable?
in some demented situation
if you used the yellow and the white as lube.
and the yelloe was actually still a working embryo.
you could end up having some kind of baby-chicken hybrid.
a Chicken man, should not have to go through the process of learning that mum and dad originally was planning to use his embryo lining as lube callan
that aint right
the kids would tease his half-feathered ass at school
Cal [1:48 PM]:
WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?!
Blanked [1:49 PM]:
theyd call him, chicken lube man
CLM for short
theyd write on the toilet walls
'CLM loves chicken dicken
and theyd tickle him in class, just to get him to make the chicken sound
ba-gaaaaaaaark
Cal [1:51 PM]:
srsly
what the hell
Blanked [1:51 PM]:
Im saying
im JUST saying
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby JaddziaDax » Fri May 28, 2010 5:14 am

:pizza: :rofl:
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby ZephyrStar » Fri May 28, 2010 9:24 am

Prod. That was fucking hilarious. And pretty gross D:
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby guy07 » Fri May 28, 2010 9:43 pm

Prodigi wrote:I win


Agreed. [/thread]
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:50 pm

Jester's is the name of a jaffle-pie shop throughout Australia and NZ (not sure if you guys have it in the states).

Cal [11:46 AM]:
what are your plans for lunch?
Rachael [11:46 AM]:
eating
Cal [11:46 AM]:
i'm thinking jesters
Rachael [11:46 AM]:
the pies or the entertainer
Cal [11:46 AM]:
... the pie place.
i just want their chips
nommy
Rachael [11:46 AM]:
ohh
you just said nommy
i am judging you
Cal [11:47 AM]:
i have an obsession with jesters
hence my first tattoo
Rachael [11:47 AM]:
the pies?
Cal [11:47 AM]:
NO
THE ENTERTAINERS
CHRIST WOMAN
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CastielTheFallen » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:50 pm

DZ Arashinome 8:47 pm
whatup honnypie
<3
unlimit3drice 8:48 pm
i thought that said hornypie for a sec
lmao
DZ Arashinome 8:48 pm
hornypie
that's even better
unlimit3drice 8:48 pm
see, this is how relationships work, we build off of each other

I giggled.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:52 pm

An oldie but a goodie....

<Moon> less than three Brad
<Pwolfamv> wtf does that mean?
<Pwolfamv> >.<
<raenof> woah
* raenof stares at the cursing people
<Pwolfamv> o.o
<Moon> pwolfamv: less than three?
<Pwolfamv> yea
<Moon> <3
<Moon> :P
<Pwolfamv> o.O
<Atom> #amv is not family friendly
<raenof> wtf??????????????????????????????????
* Pwolfamv is confused
<Atom> omg
<Atom> scott
<Atom> go back to school
<Moon> hahah
<Pwolfamv> -_-
* raenof is also confused
<Moon> < (less than) 3 (three)
<Pwolfamv> OH
<Pwolfamv> my
<Pwolfamv> god
<Pwolfamv> -_-
<Moon> 5 out of 4 people are confused by fractions
<Moon> psh
* [Krat]amv pats Pwolf
* Pwolfamv finds a building to jump off
<metro> i'll give you a push if you need it
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Pwolf » Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 am

A few from my archive >.>


Private Caboose: wanna see my seven seconds of man-faye video?
PieRowM: May you burn in the mightiest hell ever cultivated by either God or man
Caboose: is that a yes or a no
PieRowM: YES

Bell> hey
Bell> just so you all can have a good
Bell> laugh
Bell> I contracted a sexually transmitted disease.
Bell> bye,
Bell> .*
* Bell (~jesus@ZiRC-7257EB25.plmthm01.pa.comcast.net) has left #AMV
King_Of_NoPants> o_O
Pwolfamv> ...
Pwolfamv> thanks for sharing?
Pwolfamv> LMAO!!!
Pwolfamv> sharing
Pwolfamv> get it?
Pwolfamv> hahah
Pwolfamv> >.>
King_Of_NoPants> -_-

Moon> stupid internships don't pay at all ~_~
Moon> "This is a unpaid position, but it can be quite fun."
* Moon waves a lil flag of joy
Moon> |:

Moon> I think I'm getting tanned through the window
Moon> oO
Scoot> o.o
Scoot> natural tanning while being a geek
Scoot> awsm
Moon> it takes talent
Moon> it really does
Scoot> mmhmm
* Aqua|Editing has a bitchin' monitor tan.

Prodigi249 (2:52:24 AM): why is it that both you AND scott want to belittle me and Cal? :p
Atom is OK (2:55:10 AM): Could be the aussieness
Prodigi249 (2:55:16 AM): i'm hurt
Prodigi249 (2:55:19 AM): i thought we were pals
Atom is OK (2:55:48 AM): you ARE PALs. Thats the problem. We're NTSCs.
Atom is OK (2:55:53 AM): See the problem?
Prodigi249 (2:55:57 AM): -_-

<[Kristyrat]> what did we ever do to you?
<Kitsuner> you sent us your cold weather
<Kitsuner> D:
<[Kristyrat]> hey man, it's warm here
<[Kristyrat]> oh
<[Kristyrat]> point taken

<Fire_Starter> gotta love how "Out for delivery" on the UPS tracking page really means "anytime between now and the heat death of the universe"

Patrioil: lol u guys kept saying "pwolf" I thought it was another way of saying "phuck" sorry ^^;

AIMCANBURNINHELL: making fun of the avant garde position those PG fucks are taking.
Pwolfamv: i'm in PG o.o
AIMCANBURNINHELL: oops.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:47 am

Seth: What would happen if you named a variable 'Rape' in VBA?
Cal: Guess it brings a whole new meaning to 'object invalid'.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby guy07 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:41 pm

I was watching Karate Kid in the theater and there's one scene where he's marking his height, and one of the marks says "when dad died" then my friend Dave turns to me and says"Holly shit ... Will Smith's dead?!"
I thought it was hilarious and ended up laughing for like 2 minutes solid.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:02 am

Tim: if i die bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Cal: but then if a tree grows above you the roots would grow into your ass.
Cal: raped by a tree
Karl: You like to get to the root of the problem.
Cal: Rooted.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CodeZTM » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:30 am

Text messages I just had with a friend not 10 minutes ago.

Me: Where's Ryan at?
Friend: He's out beating his dog.
Me: ...
Friend: Uh..
Me: PLEASE tell me you mean he's committing animal cruelty, or I really need to reconsider my taste in friends.
Friend: Reconsider.
Me: Asshole.
Friend: Sorry, I'm not into that.
Me: At least without a YOUKNOWWHAT involved.
Friend: LOL.BUTTSECKZ.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby SQ » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:17 am

In the military, calling my mom over the phone to look through this box to send me a book. Keep in mind I'm 22.

Me: Did you find it yet?
Mom: No. This isn't a thin magazine, right? Because I threw that out.
Me: You threw out what?
Mom: Scarlet letters or something. It was porn. I won't have porn in my house.
Me: YOU THREW OUT MY PORN?!
Mom: Well I'm certainly not sending it to you.
Me: I don't need you to send it, but it was mine, how could you throw out my porn??
Mom: I won't have porn in my house.
Me: But it wasn't even pictures! It was text! YOU THREW OUT MY PORN.
Mom: The cover was sultry enough. It's sitting in your trashcan now. And I'm not taking it out.
Me: Okay, fine, whatever. Just don't throw away my other book, that's my porn comic.
Mom: The one with the girl and the whips on the cover? In a Metal Web?
Me: Yes. (realization) NO WAIT NO. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
Mom: (Deep sigh)
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