AMVLTLOTD - Compiling [Waiting on Intro/Audio]

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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Chez » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:11 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:I put in a request form "Lolita Acquisition 4025-A" in triplicate, and have yet to receive my loli shipment or my statement of rejection.

What gives?

Your mail was not received, your pedo-bear stamp statement was invalid please go to the nearest police and or news station to requisition another one. If this process is too slow for you /rs/ should supply temporary loli replacements until your stamp statement has been filled out. Once processed your loli amount will be verified on the amount of script time dialogue as set by film commission standards. For every minute of dialogue you will gain one loli. If the dialogue is nothing but a single letter for one minute you will lose two lolis. If you don't have lolis to lose then repossession will be in effect and items from your personal home will be put into our custody. Hope you enjoyed Sanchez Loli Emporium S.L.E if you have any complaints code would be our customer service representative.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby CodeZTM » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:15 pm

I make no guarantee that my telephone representatives speak english. :up:
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:24 pm

Question: If I have 3 hours of script audio, but its wurpess and I reading Chaucer's Canterbury Tales verbatim in funny voices, would I still gain the requisite 180 lolis?
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Chez » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:33 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Question: If I have 3 hours of script audio, but its wurpess and I reading Chaucer's Canterbury Tales verbatim in funny voices, would I still gain the requisite 180 lolis?

Negative 180 lolis working around the system and making something not based on the mep project creates an issue on the fine print of the loli document. Anything longer then the meps over all length will result in in a loss of home and or family. If you run out of both distant relatives will be confiscated.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:35 pm

_Sanchez_ wrote:Anything longer then the meps over all length

Technicality! The overall length of the MEP includes its production time, which clearly takes up more than 3 hours, so i have several months of dialogue with which to work. Alright, if it must be based on the MEP we will simply be reading off the winning Texas Lottery numbers for the past 6 years. in order chronologically.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby superdrunkenpenguin » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:39 pm

I am interested. Send me the audio please.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby CodeZTM » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:41 pm

superdrunkenpenguin wrote:I am interested. Send me the audio please.


Oh good. I was wondering if you'd make it in time. =D The deadline is Sept 11, but you'll obviously get more time that that if you need it!
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Chez » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:57 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Technicality! The overall length of the MEP includes its production time, which clearly takes up more than 3 hours, so i have several months of dialogue with which to work. Alright, if it must be based on the MEP we will simply be reading off the winning Texas Lottery numbers for the past 6 years. in order chronologically.


Clarified statement. The meps time as allocated now does not include the dialogue therefore its time variant is not dependent on the script. So it can not pass the time allotted by the length of the standardized audio tracks already in place. There for anything longer then the mep time with out dialogue will result in repossession. Any further regards to this matter will result in repossession. Any attempt to further change statements into your favor will result in repossession. That is all.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby CodeZTM » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:59 pm

Why the hell are you a film student? Go into law or business, and you'd make a fucking fortune. :awesome:
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:00 pm

So, just so that we're finally clear, I just have to make sure my scripted dialogue falls one frame shorter than the combined total length of the tracks, correct?

Excellent
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Chez » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:08 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:So, just so that we're finally clear, I just have to make sure my scripted dialogue falls one frame shorter than the combined total length of the tracks, correct?

Excellent

Correct. Thus one loli will be awarded per minute as stated previously. Meaning the maximum amount of possible lolis is equal to nineteen yet this is only if all the audio tracks given are equal to one minute the minimal am mount of lolis is equal to nine. If there is a fraction your loli amount will be rounded down. Once the dialogue is revived your lolis will be sent to you accordingly.

All previous notions apply to shota's Also shota loli total amount will be split between both voice actors. There for neither editor can send two tracks both equal to the amount of non dialogue audio. Who ever writes the bigger portion will get the extra loli and or shota if the split is uneven.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Angelyco » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:17 pm

Just sent my beta. Can I trade my lolis for kittens? My husband offered to take my lolis, but then I'd be responsible for any harm that would come to them.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Chez » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:24 pm

Angelyco wrote:Just sent my beta. Can I trade my lolis for kittens? My husband offered to take my lolis, but then I'd be responsible for any harm that would come to them.

Each loli not only has a transmitter but is also trained in multiple M.M.A fighting styles. Self defense and preservation is the second nature to the lolis with out that they would be lost more frequently. If your husband has found a way to procure capture of the lolis and they will be found easily before harm is done to them. Though this business may sound shady we do take care of our lolis.
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby Nygmatech Enterprises » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:26 pm

I promise to feed them and give them water and change their litter bo--

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, lolis. Right.

I promise to feed them and give them water and change their litter box...
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Re: AMVLTLOTD- Due Sept 11 - (6 Finished)

Postby AaronAMV » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:31 pm

Code wrote:Why the hell are you a film student? Go into law or business, and you'd make a fucking fortune. :awesome:

fucking this. goddamn sanchez
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