Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
- Immorrel
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Immorrel: *backstage with Louise* Well I guess we should get up and present your talents, Louise.
Louise: I think you are right, but you better not do what you did last year.
Immorrel: Hey, I was just showing everyone all the extraordinary talents you possess.
Louise: While you may think that, I am still an aristocrat and there are some things that people don't need to know about.
Immorrel: Ok, fine. we'll play by your rules. I'll go talk to Chad so he can announce you.
*Immorrel walks out to the announcers table*
Immorrel: *talking quietly* Ok guys, I've been told that I've got to "play nice", so I'm going to need a little help. *Huddles up with C&C with the occasional evil chuckle* Think you guys can handle that?
C&C: *nod with evil grins*
Immorrel: *speaking normally* Hey Chad, I think Louise is ready to do her portion of the talent contest.
Chad: Well in that case, without further ado, Louise.
Louise: *walks up on stage and bows* Thank you, Chad. I think my first talent I'll demonstrate is my magic. *Pulls out a book and prepares a spell*
*and then...*
Louise: *cough, cough* I don't understand, I'd been practicing all year for this.
Immorrel: It's alright, Louise. You are still studying, so these things can happen. Here's a picture of you doing some of that studying.
Immorrel: Though I'm not quite sure what you're actually studying here.
Louise: *glancing narrowly at Immorrel* And what, pray tell, might you be implying?
Immorrel: *looking everywhere but at Louise* Nothing, nothing at all.
Louise: I happy to hear you say that. Moving on then, I've actually been practicing dance of late.
Immorrel: Oh, I remember some of that. I think I might have some pictures of it.
*Chad and Chuck dive for cover*
wait for it..............
wait for it..............
*Immorrel explodes*
Louise: I think you are right, but you better not do what you did last year.
Immorrel: Hey, I was just showing everyone all the extraordinary talents you possess.
Louise: While you may think that, I am still an aristocrat and there are some things that people don't need to know about.
Immorrel: Ok, fine. we'll play by your rules. I'll go talk to Chad so he can announce you.
*Immorrel walks out to the announcers table*
Immorrel: *talking quietly* Ok guys, I've been told that I've got to "play nice", so I'm going to need a little help. *Huddles up with C&C with the occasional evil chuckle* Think you guys can handle that?
C&C: *nod with evil grins*
Immorrel: *speaking normally* Hey Chad, I think Louise is ready to do her portion of the talent contest.
Chad: Well in that case, without further ado, Louise.
Louise: *walks up on stage and bows* Thank you, Chad. I think my first talent I'll demonstrate is my magic. *Pulls out a book and prepares a spell*
*and then...*
Louise: *cough, cough* I don't understand, I'd been practicing all year for this.
Immorrel: It's alright, Louise. You are still studying, so these things can happen. Here's a picture of you doing some of that studying.
Immorrel: Though I'm not quite sure what you're actually studying here.
Louise: *glancing narrowly at Immorrel* And what, pray tell, might you be implying?
Immorrel: *looking everywhere but at Louise* Nothing, nothing at all.
Louise: I happy to hear you say that. Moving on then, I've actually been practicing dance of late.
Immorrel: Oh, I remember some of that. I think I might have some pictures of it.
*Chad and Chuck dive for cover*
wait for it..............
wait for it..............
*Immorrel explodes*
- Immorrel
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Louise: I swear, how do you find these pictures. There isn't any way you should be able to have pictures of this.
Immorrel: I have my sources.
Louise: *thinks for a second, then scowls* Saito, that dog. How could he go spreading such filth.
Chuck: *from behind the announcer's table* Because he's a guy
Immorrel: *trying to redirect Louise's attention before the announcer table explodes* I think I have a few more pictures from your time at school.
Chad: Hey, wait a second. How is that even possible. Louise isn't from Japan? Where did she ever get those close.
Immorrel: Apparently Saito has his sources, or is better with Photoshop than I give him credit.
Chuck: Photoshop?
Immorrel: Don't ask.
Louise: *with a dangerous look in her eye* Are you gentlemen quite done? *Immorrel takes a step away from everyone else* That dog will pay for this when I get home, but for now *Immorrel explodes again and Louise storms off*
Chad *waiting until Louise has left* Thanks for taking one for the team there buddy.
Immorrel: *cough cough* Well I knew you I'd find something to get this show moving eventually. I just needed the right situation. Thanks for the assist.
Chuck: Well you did provide a good motivator.
Immorrel: Indeed, let's move on to some of Louise's other talents. I think we'll start with the old stand by of maid.
Chad: And how exactly do some of those pictures make her a maid.
Immorrel: Well she's in the outfit, so she must be about to do something. How "maidly" that might be is up for debate
Chuck: *drooling* Makes sense to me.
Chad: Fair enough, majority rules. What else you got for us.
Immorrel: I have my sources.
Louise: *thinks for a second, then scowls* Saito, that dog. How could he go spreading such filth.
Chuck: *from behind the announcer's table* Because he's a guy
Immorrel: *trying to redirect Louise's attention before the announcer table explodes* I think I have a few more pictures from your time at school.
Chad: Hey, wait a second. How is that even possible. Louise isn't from Japan? Where did she ever get those close.
Immorrel: Apparently Saito has his sources, or is better with Photoshop than I give him credit.
Chuck: Photoshop?
Immorrel: Don't ask.
Louise: *with a dangerous look in her eye* Are you gentlemen quite done? *Immorrel takes a step away from everyone else* That dog will pay for this when I get home, but for now *Immorrel explodes again and Louise storms off*
Chad *waiting until Louise has left* Thanks for taking one for the team there buddy.
Immorrel: *cough cough* Well I knew you I'd find something to get this show moving eventually. I just needed the right situation. Thanks for the assist.
Chuck: Well you did provide a good motivator.
Immorrel: Indeed, let's move on to some of Louise's other talents. I think we'll start with the old stand by of maid.
Chad: And how exactly do some of those pictures make her a maid.
Immorrel: Well she's in the outfit, so she must be about to do something. How "maidly" that might be is up for debate
Chuck: *drooling* Makes sense to me.
Chad: Fair enough, majority rules. What else you got for us.
- Immorrel
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Immorrel: I think we'll go with the cosplay callgirl dominatrix.
Chuck: Isn't that like three talents?
Chad: Why don't you let the man speak his piece.
Immorrel: Thanks Chad. You are correct Chuck, they could be three talents, but Louise tends to combine them as necessary. Here we have the cosplay callgirl.
Immorrel: And then there's the callgirl dominatrix.
Immorrel: Here's the rather famous dominatrix at work.
Immorrel: And to close up the talent portion we have a little bit of the callgirl.
Chuck: *rubbing his eyes and staring* Honestly, where do you get this stuff?
Immorrel: A man never divulges his sources.
Chuck: You a reporter?
Immorrel: No, but I don't want to lose the source to an unexpected explosion. And on that note, I think it's time for me to be scarce. You guys are on your own when she gets back. *sprints the opposite direction Louise went*
Chuck: Isn't that like three talents?
Chad: Why don't you let the man speak his piece.
Immorrel: Thanks Chad. You are correct Chuck, they could be three talents, but Louise tends to combine them as necessary. Here we have the cosplay callgirl.
Immorrel: And then there's the callgirl dominatrix.
Immorrel: Here's the rather famous dominatrix at work.
Immorrel: And to close up the talent portion we have a little bit of the callgirl.
Chuck: *rubbing his eyes and staring* Honestly, where do you get this stuff?
Immorrel: A man never divulges his sources.
Chuck: You a reporter?
Immorrel: No, but I don't want to lose the source to an unexpected explosion. And on that note, I think it's time for me to be scarce. You guys are on your own when she gets back. *sprints the opposite direction Louise went*
- wurpess
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Wurpess: *sitting on Sousuke with black Speedo in one hand and the other hand trying to undo his pants* Come on! You've gotta wear it! Please! @_@
Sousuke: Miss Wurpess, I do not believe your behavior is appropriate, and it is hindering my ability to fullfill my duty as announcer.
Mao: So, are we going to get on with this, or not?
Wurpess: Huh? Oh right. Talent. Let's do this. *lets Sousuke up* Announce her.
Sousuke: *quickly getting up and away from wurpess* Roger. And now, presenting her talents is SGM Mao!
Mao: Right. Well, first, I'm an Arm Slave pilot.
And next. . .
Kurz: She drinks like a fish!
You'd definitely not want to challenge her to a drinking contest!
Mao: KURZ! What the hell do you think you are doing?!
Kurz: Just trying to help. Geez, sis.
Mao: Well, stop, or I'll kick your ass.
Kurz: Fine, fine.
Sousuke: Miss Wurpess, I do not believe your behavior is appropriate, and it is hindering my ability to fullfill my duty as announcer.
Mao: So, are we going to get on with this, or not?
Wurpess: Huh? Oh right. Talent. Let's do this. *lets Sousuke up* Announce her.
Sousuke: *quickly getting up and away from wurpess* Roger. And now, presenting her talents is SGM Mao!
Mao: Right. Well, first, I'm an Arm Slave pilot.
And next. . .
Kurz: She drinks like a fish!
You'd definitely not want to challenge her to a drinking contest!
Mao: KURZ! What the hell do you think you are doing?!
Kurz: Just trying to help. Geez, sis.
Mao: Well, stop, or I'll kick your ass.
Kurz: Fine, fine.
- wurpess
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Mao: Next, I'm great with disguises.
Wurpess: OOOO! And you can also operate a rocket launcher on a moving vehicle while wearing an evening gown. That's a pretty cool talent!
Mao: Yeah, I guess it is.
Kurz: Well hey, she was also shooting at people and dealing with a pervert at the same time. That takes a lot of skill.
Mao: I had to deal with a couple of perverts that night.
Kurz: What are you talking about?
Wurpess: OOOO! And you can also operate a rocket launcher on a moving vehicle while wearing an evening gown. That's a pretty cool talent!
Mao: Yeah, I guess it is.
Kurz: Well hey, she was also shooting at people and dealing with a pervert at the same time. That takes a lot of skill.
Mao: I had to deal with a couple of perverts that night.
Kurz: What are you talking about?
- wurpess
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Mao: And finally, I've been dealing with the military for a while, so obviously, I'm somewhat decent with guns.
In fact, I've really come to like them.
Sousuke/Kurz/Wurpess: Scary!
Mao: What do you mean I'm scary?
Kurz: Um, nothing. We didn't mean anything. Now I think I have some business with some lovely ladies over there. *runs away*
Mao: GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT! *sigh* Anyway, I think that's it.
Sousuke: Excuse me SGM, but you have also written a training manual. I think that is a worthy talent.
Mao: Um, right: Thanx! Anyway, I'm done. I need a beer.
Wurpess: Well, now that we're done, Sousuke. . .
Sousuke: Um, I just remembered I have some other matters I need to attend to. I appologize. *runs away*
In fact, I've really come to like them.
Sousuke/Kurz/Wurpess: Scary!
Mao: What do you mean I'm scary?
Kurz: Um, nothing. We didn't mean anything. Now I think I have some business with some lovely ladies over there. *runs away*
Mao: GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT! *sigh* Anyway, I think that's it.
Sousuke: Excuse me SGM, but you have also written a training manual. I think that is a worthy talent.
Mao: Um, right: Thanx! Anyway, I'm done. I need a beer.
Wurpess: Well, now that we're done, Sousuke. . .
Sousuke: Um, I just remembered I have some other matters I need to attend to. I appologize. *runs away*
- Ruby-Eye
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Ruby-eye: Hurry, hurry Fate we are late!!!
Fate: What do you mean late? Late for what?
Ruby-eye: The next round of the Ms. Anime Universe contest of course! It’s time to show of your talents!
Fate: Why does this sound so suggestive coming from you…
Ruby-eye: I don’t know what you mean.
Chuck: It seams our next contestant to show her talents will be Ms. Fate T. Harlaown!
Ruby-eye: Anyway Fates first and most obvious talent is her ability to nuke everyone into oblivion…..ahem I mean her magic!
Fate: You seem to confuse me with Nanoha….I don’t “nuke” people!
Ruby-eye: Don’t be so modest, you have at least as much destructive power as Nanoha! Anyway are you ready to show some of your magic skills?
Fate: Okay….Bardich Assault set up!
Bardich: Get set!
Chuck&Chad: Nice!!!
Fate: Lets start with something simple, Photon Lancer!
Fate: Next Haken Saber!
Fate: Jet Zanbar!
Fate: What do you mean late? Late for what?
Ruby-eye: The next round of the Ms. Anime Universe contest of course! It’s time to show of your talents!
Fate: Why does this sound so suggestive coming from you…
Ruby-eye: I don’t know what you mean.
Chuck: It seams our next contestant to show her talents will be Ms. Fate T. Harlaown!
Ruby-eye: Anyway Fates first and most obvious talent is her ability to nuke everyone into oblivion…..ahem I mean her magic!
Fate: You seem to confuse me with Nanoha….I don’t “nuke” people!
Ruby-eye: Don’t be so modest, you have at least as much destructive power as Nanoha! Anyway are you ready to show some of your magic skills?
Fate: Okay….Bardich Assault set up!
Bardich: Get set!
Chuck&Chad: Nice!!!
Fate: Lets start with something simple, Photon Lancer!
Fate: Next Haken Saber!
Fate: Jet Zanbar!
- Ruby-Eye
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent
Fate: Now for my strongest magic.....Overdrive....Shin Sonic Form....Riot Zanber!!!
Ruby-eye: Another of Fates telents is singing....she has such a beautiful voice!
Ruby-eye: Another of Fates telents is singing....she has such a beautiful voice!
- Ruby-Eye
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- Ruby-Eye
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Ruby-eye: For her last talent I will again need the help of our beloved white devil Nanoha and her private collection!
Nanoha: Hello everybody. Fate I´m so Happy that you made it to the next round!
Fate: Nanoha what are you doing here again?
Ruby-eye: Well actually Nanoha is one of the only two peaple who actually know of this talent of you! The other one beeing Hayate whoforced you introduced you to this hobby/talent!
Fate: Nanoha knows and Hayate introduced me....you can`t mean-!!!
Ruby-eye: YES it`s of course...COSPLAY!!!!
Ruby-eye: At first a little costume switch!
Ruby-eye: Next FATE/Stay Night!
Ruby-eye: Agito!
Ruby-eye: Cheerleader!
Ruby-eye: Gothic-Lolita!
Ruby-eye: And something borrowed from one of our contenders...moe moe kyun!
Ruby-eye: If this doesn`t get us some votes, than I don`t know what will!
Fate: Nanaoha! why do you always have to show everyone embarrasing pictures of me?
Nanoha: They are not embarrasing! They are CUTE!!!!!!
Nanoha: Hello everybody. Fate I´m so Happy that you made it to the next round!
Fate: Nanoha what are you doing here again?
Ruby-eye: Well actually Nanoha is one of the only two peaple who actually know of this talent of you! The other one beeing Hayate who
Fate: Nanoha knows and Hayate introduced me....you can`t mean-!!!
Ruby-eye: YES it`s of course...COSPLAY!!!!
Ruby-eye: At first a little costume switch!
Ruby-eye: Next FATE/Stay Night!
Ruby-eye: Agito!
Ruby-eye: Cheerleader!
Ruby-eye: Gothic-Lolita!
Ruby-eye: And something borrowed from one of our contenders...moe moe kyun!
Ruby-eye: If this doesn`t get us some votes, than I don`t know what will!
Fate: Nanaoha! why do you always have to show everyone embarrasing pictures of me?
Nanoha: They are not embarrasing! They are CUTE!!!!!!