Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
- megaman917
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Megaman: *makes phone call* Where are you? This is going to very difficult to do if you're not here. You know how she gets when it come to things like this.
Voice on phone: I'm about to leave right now.
Megaman: Did you get everything I told you to get?
Voice on phone: All that and much more.
Megaman: Excellent!
Voice on phone: Just one problem. Just how the heck am I supposed to get here!?
Megaman: Just leave that to me. Megaman out. *heads backstage, hangs up, and pushes button on pda (transports person to backstage area)*
(backstage area)
Megaman: Ah, you're here! Show me.
Voice: Everything you told me to get and much more.
Megaman: You can save some of this for later. Ok, let's go.
Chad: I wonder which one of our young ladies is going to come out next? *belches*
Chuck: *smacks Chad* Seriously, could you be more impolite?
Chad: I would love to see Mio Akiyama right about now! Her milk.....
Chuck: *smacks Chad* Seriously, what the hell has gotten into you!?
Chad: Sorry, I don't know what's come over me.
Megaman: But if it's a Mio you want! It's a Mio you get!
Chad: But she's still in her street clothes!
Mio: *gets scared and nervous* I can't go out there like that! I don't want to do it! It's too embarrassing!
Ritsu: Come on Mio, you know you want to do it! I've seen your room, littered with bathing suits and lingerie.
Mio: D-Don't say that so loud!
Ritsu: I can always show everyone those pictures!
Mio: Ahhhh! Please! No!!!!!!!
Yui: Come on Michan! You'll look so cute in your different........
Mio: *fetal position and in panic mode* I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
Tsumugi: Just give it your all. *smiles*
Mio: I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
Ritsu: We lost her again.
Megaman: Who didn't see this coming?
Mio: *still in panic mode and now grabbing Megaman's sleeve* I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Let me drop out! Please!
Megaman: Look, I won't force you to participate in this round or do anything else.
Mio: *turns her face and stops panicking* Really?
Everyone in the immediate area: *sees the expression and moe-ness on Mio's face, pause* MOE MOE KYUN!!!!!!
Megaman: I won't. That's why she's here.
Mio: Huh?
Sawako: Hi everybody!
Mio, Yui, Ritsu, Tsumugi: Sawako sensei!
Megaman: Ms. Sawako, I leave her to you.
Mio: Huh? No! No! No! Someone save me! *gets dragged off by Sawako to dressing room*
*minutes later backstage and off camera*
Mio: Nooo!!! Save me!!!
Sawako: There's no escape! *evil laugh*
Mio: Nooo!!!
*minutes later*
Chuck: Is she ready?
Sawako: Yes she is!
Chad: Ladies and gentlemen, she was the seventh person to enter this competition and now the seventh to show off her bathing suits and or lingerie.
Chuck: Isn't she lucky?
Chad: Aren't we all, Chuck?
Chuck: Indeed.
Sawako: Now just go out and give your best. And remember to smile! *pushes Mio on stage and Mio falls on her back*
Chad: Wardrobe malfunction!
Chuck: Yup.
Mio: *freaks and runs backstage*
Sawako: You know your not done yet, right? *drags Mio off to change her into another bathing suit*
Mio: Ah!!!!
Sawako: *shoves Mio back on stage*
Sawako: Come on we've got one more. *drags her backstage again*
Mio: When is this going to end?
*minutes later*
Mio: I can't go out like this! This even more embarrassing than the others!
Sawako: I know. This one is for shock value! *drags her back to the stage*
Mio: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chuck: Talk about shock value!
Chad: Marry me!
Chuck: *smacks Chad*
Mio: *walks backstage mumbling to herself* I scarred for life. No one will ever marry me. I'm going to grow old alone with not but a bunch of cats. My life is ruined. No one will marry me.........
Chuck: Let's give it up for Mio Akiyama!
Chad: Isn't see cute?
Chuck: Now on to our next contestant.
Voice on phone: I'm about to leave right now.
Megaman: Did you get everything I told you to get?
Voice on phone: All that and much more.
Megaman: Excellent!
Voice on phone: Just one problem. Just how the heck am I supposed to get here!?
Megaman: Just leave that to me. Megaman out. *heads backstage, hangs up, and pushes button on pda (transports person to backstage area)*
(backstage area)
Megaman: Ah, you're here! Show me.
Voice: Everything you told me to get and much more.
Megaman: You can save some of this for later. Ok, let's go.
Chad: I wonder which one of our young ladies is going to come out next? *belches*
Chuck: *smacks Chad* Seriously, could you be more impolite?
Chad: I would love to see Mio Akiyama right about now! Her milk.....
Chuck: *smacks Chad* Seriously, what the hell has gotten into you!?
Chad: Sorry, I don't know what's come over me.
Megaman: But if it's a Mio you want! It's a Mio you get!
Chad: But she's still in her street clothes!
Mio: *gets scared and nervous* I can't go out there like that! I don't want to do it! It's too embarrassing!
Ritsu: Come on Mio, you know you want to do it! I've seen your room, littered with bathing suits and lingerie.
Mio: D-Don't say that so loud!
Ritsu: I can always show everyone those pictures!
Mio: Ahhhh! Please! No!!!!!!!
Yui: Come on Michan! You'll look so cute in your different........
Mio: *fetal position and in panic mode* I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
Tsumugi: Just give it your all. *smiles*
Mio: I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
Ritsu: We lost her again.
Megaman: Who didn't see this coming?
Mio: *still in panic mode and now grabbing Megaman's sleeve* I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Let me drop out! Please!
Megaman: Look, I won't force you to participate in this round or do anything else.
Mio: *turns her face and stops panicking* Really?
Everyone in the immediate area: *sees the expression and moe-ness on Mio's face, pause* MOE MOE KYUN!!!!!!
Megaman: I won't. That's why she's here.
Mio: Huh?
Sawako: Hi everybody!
Mio, Yui, Ritsu, Tsumugi: Sawako sensei!
Megaman: Ms. Sawako, I leave her to you.
Mio: Huh? No! No! No! Someone save me! *gets dragged off by Sawako to dressing room*
*minutes later backstage and off camera*
Mio: Nooo!!! Save me!!!
Sawako: There's no escape! *evil laugh*
Mio: Nooo!!!
*minutes later*
Chuck: Is she ready?
Sawako: Yes she is!
Chad: Ladies and gentlemen, she was the seventh person to enter this competition and now the seventh to show off her bathing suits and or lingerie.
Chuck: Isn't she lucky?
Chad: Aren't we all, Chuck?
Chuck: Indeed.
Sawako: Now just go out and give your best. And remember to smile! *pushes Mio on stage and Mio falls on her back*
Chad: Wardrobe malfunction!
Chuck: Yup.
Mio: *freaks and runs backstage*
Sawako: You know your not done yet, right? *drags Mio off to change her into another bathing suit*
Mio: Ah!!!!
Sawako: *shoves Mio back on stage*
Sawako: Come on we've got one more. *drags her backstage again*
Mio: When is this going to end?
*minutes later*
Mio: I can't go out like this! This even more embarrassing than the others!
Sawako: I know. This one is for shock value! *drags her back to the stage*
Mio: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chuck: Talk about shock value!
Chad: Marry me!
Chuck: *smacks Chad*
Mio: *walks backstage mumbling to herself* I scarred for life. No one will ever marry me. I'm going to grow old alone with not but a bunch of cats. My life is ruined. No one will marry me.........
Chuck: Let's give it up for Mio Akiyama!
Chad: Isn't see cute?
Chuck: Now on to our next contestant.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- megaman917
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Megaman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We're not done yet!
Mio: *freaking out and crying* Huh! Sawako sensei?
Sawako: It took a while just to get her in her swimwear, but we did get some lingerie shots!
Mio: You took pictures!?
Sawako: Actually, Ritsu did while you weren't looking. And we did get a couple of extra swim suit pictures.
Mio: Y-You lying! I-I never saw a flash go off!
Sawako: She didn't need it.
Ritsu: *snickers*
Mio: *grabs Ritsu by the neck and lifts her up by the neck* Destroy them! Destroy them now!
Ritsu: I can't they're about to put them on the big screen. *faints*
Mio: ...... *turns to the screen*
Chuck: I am so glad to that I'm an announcer for this competition!
Chad: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Mio: *faints*
Megaman: That's it for now. We have more in store for later.
Mio: *wakes up and starts crying*
Tsumugi: Come on now. That wasn't so bad.
Yui: Don't cry. Look, everyone is cheering you on!
Crowd: Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio!
Mio: *calms down* Th-thank you all! *heads backstage*
Mio: *freaking out and crying* Huh! Sawako sensei?
Sawako: It took a while just to get her in her swimwear, but we did get some lingerie shots!
Mio: You took pictures!?
Sawako: Actually, Ritsu did while you weren't looking. And we did get a couple of extra swim suit pictures.
Mio: Y-You lying! I-I never saw a flash go off!
Sawako: She didn't need it.
Ritsu: *snickers*
Mio: *grabs Ritsu by the neck and lifts her up by the neck* Destroy them! Destroy them now!
Ritsu: I can't they're about to put them on the big screen. *faints*
Mio: ...... *turns to the screen*
Chuck: I am so glad to that I'm an announcer for this competition!
Chad: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Mio: *faints*
Megaman: That's it for now. We have more in store for later.
Mio: *wakes up and starts crying*
Tsumugi: Come on now. That wasn't so bad.
Yui: Don't cry. Look, everyone is cheering you on!
Crowd: Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio!
Mio: *calms down* Th-thank you all! *heads backstage*
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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- megaman917
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Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to our attention that we made one small error earlier.
Chad: We stated earlier that we had 10 contestants moving onto this round, when we actually have 11.
Chuck: However, our July 5th deadline still remains, only 7 will be moving on to our next round.
Chad: If any of our remaining contestants fail to show up by the designated deadline will eliminated.
Megaman: I'd prefer that the rest of you not drag this out to the deadline. The sooner you show up, the better.
Chad: We stated earlier that we had 10 contestants moving onto this round, when we actually have 11.
Chuck: However, our July 5th deadline still remains, only 7 will be moving on to our next round.
Chad: If any of our remaining contestants fail to show up by the designated deadline will eliminated.
Megaman: I'd prefer that the rest of you not drag this out to the deadline. The sooner you show up, the better.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- Ruby-Eye
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Chad: Hey Chuck, some of our ladies are sure taking there time…what’s up with them, to embarrassed to show themselves?
Chuck: Yeah! It’s not like we will undress them with our eyes and droll all over there bodies!
Chad: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, especially in your case…
*Ruby-eye enters the Stage and drags Fate behind him*
Chuck: Oh it seems our next contestant has arrived!
Fate: Eh? Where are we and why are we here???
Ruby: We’re in Water 7, the place where the first round of the Ms. Anime Universe contest, to which I entered you, is held!
Fate: And what’s in this bag you just gave me?
Ruby: Oh well since this is the swimsuit & lingerie round what else should be in there other than several swimsuits you will wear and present the audience!!!
Fate: No way! I will not show myself in a swimsuit in front of so many strange and creepy people!
Ruby: Oh come-on, the Barrier-Backed you normally wear is not really less revealing than these swimsuits.
Fate: My Barrier-Jacked is NOT revealing! Besides that design is necessary to enable a faster movement!
Ruby: But I especially asked Nanoha to go pick some swimsuits for you and she said that she would love to see fate wear them.
Fate: Nanoha did?! Well in that case…I think...I...will...
*Fate leaves for the changing area*
…
Ruby: Oh Fate I droped that beach-ball, could you pleas pick it up for me?
Fate Sure why not.....Hey why is there a camara?!!!!
*sound from the changing area*
Fate: Eh? Did Nanoha really pick all of this swimsuites herself?
Ruby: Of course!!! It`s not like I picked something myself and placed it between the swimsuits Nanoha picked.... >_>
*Fate enters the stage*
Fate: B....b...but is this even a swimsuite???
Loli-Bonus!!!
Chuck: Yeah! It’s not like we will undress them with our eyes and droll all over there bodies!
Chad: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, especially in your case…
*Ruby-eye enters the Stage and drags Fate behind him*
Chuck: Oh it seems our next contestant has arrived!
Fate: Eh? Where are we and why are we here???
Ruby: We’re in Water 7, the place where the first round of the Ms. Anime Universe contest, to which I entered you, is held!
Fate: And what’s in this bag you just gave me?
Ruby: Oh well since this is the swimsuit & lingerie round what else should be in there other than several swimsuits you will wear and present the audience!!!
Fate: No way! I will not show myself in a swimsuit in front of so many strange and creepy people!
Ruby: Oh come-on, the Barrier-Backed you normally wear is not really less revealing than these swimsuits.
Fate: My Barrier-Jacked is NOT revealing! Besides that design is necessary to enable a faster movement!
Ruby: But I especially asked Nanoha to go pick some swimsuits for you and she said that she would love to see fate wear them.
Fate: Nanoha did?! Well in that case…I think...I...will...
*Fate leaves for the changing area*
…
Ruby: Oh Fate I droped that beach-ball, could you pleas pick it up for me?
Fate Sure why not.....Hey why is there a camara?!!!!
*sound from the changing area*
Fate: Eh? Did Nanoha really pick all of this swimsuites herself?
Ruby: Of course!!! It`s not like I picked something myself and placed it between the swimsuits Nanoha picked.... >_>
*Fate enters the stage*
Fate: B....b...but is this even a swimsuite???
Loli-Bonus!!!
- Ruby-Eye
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Ruby: For the second part of this rount I invited a special guest.
*Nanoha enteres the stage*
Fate: Wha-...Nanoha what are you doing here?!
Nanoha: well of course I wanted to see Fate-chan wear the swimsuetes I chose for her and besides Ruby-eye asked me to bring some slides from my private collection.
Fate: Slides? Private collection?
*the light turns off and a scrren apears*
Fate: Wha-
Nanoha: I espacially like the last one! Neko-Fate-chan sooo cute!!!!
Fate: Nanoha!!! You said you woun`t show that picture to anyone!
Nanoha: But I want tho whole world to see howe cute Fate-chan is!!!
Fate: ......
Chuck: Hey Chad you think those two have something going on?
Chad: No they just live together.
Chuck: And you really bilive that...
Loli-Bonus!!!
*Nanoha enteres the stage*
Fate: Wha-...Nanoha what are you doing here?!
Nanoha: well of course I wanted to see Fate-chan wear the swimsuetes I chose for her and besides Ruby-eye asked me to bring some slides from my private collection.
Fate: Slides? Private collection?
*the light turns off and a scrren apears*
Fate: Wha-
Nanoha: I espacially like the last one! Neko-Fate-chan sooo cute!!!!
Fate: Nanoha!!! You said you woun`t show that picture to anyone!
Nanoha: But I want tho whole world to see howe cute Fate-chan is!!!
Fate: ......
Chuck: Hey Chad you think those two have something going on?
Chad: No they just live together.
Chuck: And you really bilive that...
Loli-Bonus!!!
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Oh shit I forgot about this.
I need to find some Mariya pics.
I need to find some Mariya pics.
- megaman917
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Chad: Loli-Bonuses! I wonder, is that sort of thing is even allowed?
Chuck: Well, those are pictures of Ms. Fate.
Megaman: I'll allow it!
Megaman: To our 3 remaining contestants, this your final reminder. In the past I have gone through the trouble of PMing and even emailing folks to remind them. No more. If anyone else wishes to do so feel free.
Chuck: Well, those are pictures of Ms. Fate.
Megaman: I'll allow it!
Megaman: To our 3 remaining contestants, this your final reminder. In the past I have gone through the trouble of PMing and even emailing folks to remind them. No more. If anyone else wishes to do so feel free.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- wurpess
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Wurpess: So, do we have a strategy?
Mao: You've been too busy molesting my subordinate for us to come up with one.
Wurpess: Oh, right. Well, I guess we should get on that.
(Yeah, so there was more of a lack of Mao swimsuit/lingerie pics than I thought. Apparently, she's usually either fully dressed, or completely naked. So I'm drawing most of my entry this round. But I'm almost done and should be posting within the next 48 hours.)
Mao: You've been too busy molesting my subordinate for us to come up with one.
Wurpess: Oh, right. Well, I guess we should get on that.
(Yeah, so there was more of a lack of Mao swimsuit/lingerie pics than I thought. Apparently, she's usually either fully dressed, or completely naked. So I'm drawing most of my entry this round. But I'm almost done and should be posting within the next 48 hours.)
- wurpess
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Re: Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round2: Swimsuits & Lingerie
Mao: Uh, yeah. So, I'm supposed to be wearing a bathing suit or lingerie, huh?
Wurpess: Yep.
Mao: Ok, how 'bout this?
Wurpess: No! Yer dewing it wrong!
Mao: Well, the rules just said that I had to be wearing underwear. They didn't say I had to be wearing it properly.
Wurpess: True. But I don't think that will get you many votes.
Mao: Yeah, yeah.
Wurpess: Got a swimsuit?
Mao: Yep. Brought one just in case. *pulls a small wad of black fabric and string out of her pocket and sets it down*
Wurpess: Cool. We'll start there.
Mao: Gotcha. *goes over to get changed*
Sousuke: *comes over* So how is the SGM doing? Is she almost ready?
Wurpess: Yeah. She's just putting her swimsuit on.
Mao: SHIT! Just dropped my shirt behind the bench. Oh! Hey Sousuke! Could you hand me that swimsuit over there by Wurpess?
Sousuke: *Looks around* Um, SGM. I'm sorry, but I do not see a swimsuit over here. The only thing over here is a pile of black string.
Mao: Yeah. That.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I don't mean to question you, but I do not believe that this. . .
SGM!!!!!!!!
Mao: Huh? Oh thanks. Just set it down on the bench.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I would ask that you please put some clothes on!
Mao: Well, that's why I asked you to hand me the bathing suit.
Sousuke: That's not what I meant.
Mao: Whatever. Just give me the suit. *puts bathing suit on* Ok, let's fucking do this thing!
Sousuke: Um, SGM, I don't mean to be rude, but I believe you need a new swimsuit. That one doesn't appear to fit. It seems a little too small.
Mao: I think it's fine. Why? Are your pants getting too small?
Sousuke: My pants fit just fine. Thank you. But while I appreciate your concern for my comfort, I don't see what my pants have to do with the poor fit of your swimsuit.
*Wurpess and Mao facepalm*
Mao: I'll tell you when you're older. Now lets get this over with. *Goes out to announcers* I'm ready.
Chuck: About time.
Mao: Hey! Don't fucking give me that shit! It wasn't my fault my sponsor was distracted.
Chad: Let's just get on with this.
Mao: Right. *strikes a pose*
Chuck: *whispers to Chad* Is it me, or did her boobs just get bigger? *Chad shrugs*
Mao: Ok, I'm tired. Who's up for a beer?
*Chad and Chuck raise their hands*
Wurpess: Yep.
Mao: Ok, how 'bout this?
Wurpess: No! Yer dewing it wrong!
Mao: Well, the rules just said that I had to be wearing underwear. They didn't say I had to be wearing it properly.
Wurpess: True. But I don't think that will get you many votes.
Mao: Yeah, yeah.
Wurpess: Got a swimsuit?
Mao: Yep. Brought one just in case. *pulls a small wad of black fabric and string out of her pocket and sets it down*
Wurpess: Cool. We'll start there.
Mao: Gotcha. *goes over to get changed*
Sousuke: *comes over* So how is the SGM doing? Is she almost ready?
Wurpess: Yeah. She's just putting her swimsuit on.
Mao: SHIT! Just dropped my shirt behind the bench. Oh! Hey Sousuke! Could you hand me that swimsuit over there by Wurpess?
Sousuke: *Looks around* Um, SGM. I'm sorry, but I do not see a swimsuit over here. The only thing over here is a pile of black string.
Mao: Yeah. That.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I don't mean to question you, but I do not believe that this. . .
SGM!!!!!!!!
Mao: Huh? Oh thanks. Just set it down on the bench.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I would ask that you please put some clothes on!
Mao: Well, that's why I asked you to hand me the bathing suit.
Sousuke: That's not what I meant.
Mao: Whatever. Just give me the suit. *puts bathing suit on* Ok, let's fucking do this thing!
Sousuke: Um, SGM, I don't mean to be rude, but I believe you need a new swimsuit. That one doesn't appear to fit. It seems a little too small.
Mao: I think it's fine. Why? Are your pants getting too small?
Sousuke: My pants fit just fine. Thank you. But while I appreciate your concern for my comfort, I don't see what my pants have to do with the poor fit of your swimsuit.
*Wurpess and Mao facepalm*
Mao: I'll tell you when you're older. Now lets get this over with. *Goes out to announcers* I'm ready.
Chuck: About time.
Mao: Hey! Don't fucking give me that shit! It wasn't my fault my sponsor was distracted.
Chad: Let's just get on with this.
Mao: Right. *strikes a pose*
Chuck: *whispers to Chad* Is it me, or did her boobs just get bigger? *Chad shrugs*
Mao: Ok, I'm tired. Who's up for a beer?
*Chad and Chuck raise their hands*