Wurpess: ZOMG! It's almost officially the end of the round. *runs over to u-queen and Yeiweh* Fellow fangirls, this might be the end of our time all together. We should have one last fling before the end.
Yeiweh/u-queen: Agreed!
Wurpess/Yeiweh/u-queen: Magical Fangirl Transformation-GO!!! [insert magical girl transformation sequence]
Wurpess: WURPESS!
Yeiweh: YEIWEH!
u-queen: U-QUEEN!
Wurpess/Yeiweh/U-queen: And together we're. . . .THE SUPER DUPER YAOI FANGIRL SQUAD!!
Sousuke: I have a bad feeling about this.
L: Agreed
Atemu: Where did they get those outfits?
Wurpess/Yeiweh/u-queen: *cross yaoi paddles* By our powers combined. . .SPARKLING RAINBOWS OF GAYNESS!!!
*Sparkling rainbows shoot out at Sousuke, L and Atemu, causing them to engage in PDY (Public Display of Yaoi)*
Mao: For the last time, SOUSUKE IS NOT GAY!!

He might not be particularly good with girls, but I do know that he likes them. And I can think of at least two who would be very upset if he came back from this contest gay!
Wurpess: But it's only temporary. See.
*The effects of the spell wear off leaving Sousuke, L and Atemu a bit disoriented, not to mention embarrassed.*
Mao: Oh, I see. But that's not the point! No more gayness

. . .unless I say so.
Wurpess: *sigh* Ok.
Kurz: Here, let's restore his hetero rep a bit here.
Sousuke: I'm starting to greatly dislike this contest.
