Becoming the guy

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Becoming the guy

Postby Fall_Child42 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:26 pm

Part something:
Conflicting emotions.

After Triumphing over the highly dangerous Mecha Birdo, our hero (me) finds himself in a room with a fan and some spikes.

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Hmm, Simple enough, go up top, turn off the fan, jump across.

Now that room has fewer spikes than many of the rooms that I have already traversed. However the spikes don't prove to be any less dangerous.

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Well Shit, this is a more difficult jump than I had previously envisioned.
but never the less I persevered. I got on to the second part and...

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Fuck.

Here is where I tell you, these are not just spikes, they are INSTANT DEATH SPIKES. If your toe, Nay your FUCKING TOENAIL even thinks about touching the BASE OF THE SPIKE you FUCKING EXPLODE. and this is what happened.

I did however manage to make it up to the top. But i did not record all of my deaths.

so instead I present a reasonable facsimile.
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Fuck
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Shit
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O hey! I Made I...
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ASSSHITFUCK
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BAww :;_;
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I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
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CUNRAGBLARGESALKHDLFkjdmfndfhldsaf

etc.

But I made it. I turned off the fan. and now to make it back down.
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damnit.
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I think this game has physically caused me to have internal bleeding.

After leaving countless gallons of blood on the floor of this monstrous creation, I made it back to the bottom.

The fan is off.

now a leisurely double jump across those instant kill fan blades and ...
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JESUS TITS ON A GOAT

RYU

FUCKING RYU FROM SFII

APPEARS OUT OF THE FUCKING GROUND AND HURRICANE KICKS ME IN THE FACE.

HIS MASSIVE MEATY FOOT TWICE THE SIZE OF MY YOUNG BEING CRUSHING MY SKULL AND SPLATTERING MY FUCKING BRAINS ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN FLOOR.

and then there was darkness.
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Postby NS » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:29 pm

Sounds like an awesome game.
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Postby BasharOfTheAges » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:31 pm

There's a 35 (or so) part run through of this on youtube... it's just insane.
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Postby dokidoki » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:33 pm

I've heard of this, but I think You Have To Burn The Rope is more my speed.
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:49 pm

That is good to know. Thank you kindly Doki.

(p.s.) I forgot to tell you why this was named conflicting emotions.

The sheer awesomeness of getting pooned in the face by ryu vs the maddening anger at getting killed.

More parts coming soon, Or I might just kill myself.
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Postby Tsunami Jones » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:46 pm

I need to play this more.
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Postby guy07 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:10 am

I'm already the guy. 8-)
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Postby ngsilver » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:36 am

No you're not.
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Postby guy07 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:51 am

Am too. Prove me wrong. :P
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Postby Kitsuner » Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:14 am

guy07 wrote:Am too. Prove me wrong. :P

You aren't THE guy. You're guy #7. There are six before you.
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Postby guy07 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:03 pm

MrDoctorDoctorGimmeDaNews wrote:
guy07 wrote:Am too. Prove me wrong. :P

You aren't THE guy. You're guy #7. There are six before you.

Is that all I am to you? Am I just another number? :cry:

I was also considering "I may be a number, but i am a man first and foremost."
And correction, there WERE six before me. May they rest in peace. :twisted:
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Postby Niotex » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:51 pm

A shitty number at that =|
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:11 pm

WAT.
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Postby Copycat_Revolver » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:24 pm

Protip: Jump over that one thing.
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Postby CodeZTM » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:56 pm

I was intriged, so I downloaded the game.

I'm now not only addicted but very irritated. :P
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