The 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe Contest

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Postby Immorrel » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:51 pm

Ijexis wrote:Imorrel shouts from the bar: I concur good sir!


Immorrel:The next person that can't spell my name right is going to incur my wrath. And I might even be nice and ask Louise to be my wrath when the time comes :twisted:

Louise: I don't think I want to know what you mean.
Immorrel: If you don't ask, then I won't tell ;)
Louise: That shall work for now, and since you asked, I'll have what everybody else is having.
Immorrel: You sure about that? Last time I let you imbibe, I ended up regretting it.

*Louise glares*

Immorrel: Alright, Alright, whatever you say.

*Immorrel somehow fills the glass with more ice that it can hold before mixing the drink, and makes sure there's a lot more coke than jack*

*Louise uses her whip to knock the glass in Immorrel's face*

Louise: Do it right, or regret it even more than last time.

*Immorrel remixes the drink properly and starts slamming his own*

Immorrel: This is going to be a very long few days.
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Postby wurpess » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:30 pm

Ijexis wrote:

*With that being said, Yoruichi vanishes again and this time shunpos into the arms of Wurpess. Startled Wurpess falls out of her seat onto the floor with Yoruichi on top of her. Slowly Yoruichi caresses a claw on Wurpess' cheek, drawing a prick of blood as she cuts into the skin. She then reaches up and licks the fresh blood off.*

Yoruichi: Thank you.

*Without another word Yoruichi shunpos, leaving the dazzled Wurpess wondering what exactly just transpired. A second later, Yoruichi appears in front of the dazed Ijexis.*

*Wurpess lay on the ground, already groggy from being pummeled by Aerith, fainting from the excitement of meeting Cloud, the alcohol, and now this. She slowly and tiredly got up, still dazed. As she started to clumsily get back onto her barstool, she suddenly remembered the lock of hair she pulled from Cloud. She frantically crawled around on the ground looking for it. She finally located a few strands of it, contentedly taped it inside the cover of her FFVII yaoi doujinshi, then put it back in the inside pocket of her jacket for safe-keeping. She finally got back onto her barstool*

Wurpess: Yeah, I think it's time to break out the 151 now. Baccardi 151 and coke please!

*Gets drink, then turns to Tifa*

Wurpess: Yeah, um, sorry about before. My fangirl senses kinda took over and got out of control. Cloud IS one of my favorite bishies and all. But now it's out of my system, so it shouldn't happen again. Sorry again. :oops: *downs drink and demands another*
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Postby b00omshakalaka » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:46 pm

Immorrel wrote:
Ijexis wrote:Imorrel shouts from the bar: I concur good sir!


Immorrel:The next person that can't spell my name right is going to incur my wrath. And I might even be nice and ask Louise to be my wrath when the time comes :twisted:


Tifa: *whispers* What's wrong with imoral?
Boomy: *giggles* Don't let him hear you call him that.
Tifa: Why, isn't that his name?
Boomy: *walks away*

*tifa walks over towards wurpess*
Tifa: HEY! how u feeling there?
Wurpess: Yeah, um, sorry about before. My fangirl senses kinda took over and got out of control. Cloud IS one of my favorite bishies and all. But now it's out of my system, so it shouldn't happen again. Sorry again.
Tifa: Not to worry. I been wanting to pummel cloud for a while now. he had it coming.
*grabs a drink with wurpess*
Wurpess: hey, what that on your cheek?
Tifa: huh? OW! Must of been when that cat scratched me. Eh, it'll go away. I heal pretty fast. I wonder where that cat went, sure was acting rather weird.
I'll be back in a few and finish this with you. *puts drink down*

Tifa: Now where can she be...?
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Postby CodeZTM » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:26 pm

b00omshakalaka wrote:
Tifa: *whispers* What's wrong with imoral?


Dawn: Whoops. That can't be good.

CC: Let's duck and cover shall we?

Dawn: Are you kidding? This is a perfect oppurtunity!

*Giant Sign Appears*

ATTENTION: DAWN DOES NOT APPROVE OF VIOLENCE, NOR DOES SHE ADVOCATE ACTS OF NOMENCLATURE BASED REVENGE !VOTE DAWN!

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Postby megaman917 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:20 am

*Megaman, Nami, Head Hunter, and Faye are sitting in the back of the bar watching the insanity coming from everyone else*

Megaman: Look at what we started. *raises glass* Here's to violence. *Megaman and Head Hunter tap glasses*
Nami: *gets up*
Megaman: Going to join the insanity?
Nami: The others are pushing for more votes, and there's no way I'm letting a cash prize get away from me without a fight.
Megaman: OK
*Nami gets up on the bar table, uses her weapon, the Clima Tact*, to create a small fog around her.*
Megaman: *play music*
Nami: *She steps out of the for in a new outfit* *She then repeat this process a few more times*
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Megaman: I'll Definitely allow it!
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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Postby megaman917 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:31 am

Nami: I got one more. *the fog lifts*
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Nami: *notices the fog is gone and stops* Sorry, no free peeks! Pay up and maybe.......
Megaman: Nami! *gives her a towel*
Nami: *winks at all the guys and rejoins Megaman, Hunter, and Faye at the back of the bar.*
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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Postby L.Fist » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:50 am

L.Fist: WHAT THE HELL? I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR, AND YOU GUYS WERE HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME? ARGH!!! *lights 1/4 of the field on fire* Okay, if that's how you what to be. . . Kagura, take this.

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Kagura: A breadroll?

L.Fist: Just eat it.

*puzzled at first, Kagura eats the roll*

Kagura: ... ... *snap*

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L.Fist: :twisted: Let's cause havoc!

*L.Fist throws fireballs in random directions, while Kagura attacks the next poster*
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Postby Immorrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:36 am

Immorrel: Hey Kagura!

Kagura: *looks over* What?

Immorrel: Why don't you join the rest of us for a drink, while I deal with your hyperactive sponsor.

Kagura: *looking puzzled* What do you mean?

Immorrel: This. *picks up a bottle of everclear and throws it at L. Fist. One of his fireballs causes the bottle to explode engulfing him in liquid fire* If that doesn't cool him off, I've got an entire bar of alchohol to disabuse him of the use of fire.

Kagura: *shrugs* If you're offering, I might as well enjoy it. This looks to be a long couple of days.

Immorrel: I agree wholeheartedly.
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Postby L.Fist » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:55 am

IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!

*stops, drops, and rolls most of the fire out*(not sure if it's that easy, I know nothing about alcohol)

L.Fist: Damn you. You try to ignite ME on fire and then offer Kagura a drink without my consent?

Kagura: You know your not my father, right?

L.Fist: *ignores Kagura* YOU'RE GOING DOWN, IMMORRAL!
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Postby Immorrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:24 am

Immorrel: I said vengence would be mine for those who can't speak properly.

*Immorrel pulls out a controller and pushes the big red button on it. The satellite that happened to be waiting for this particular moment fires a beam of pure light at L. Fist finishing the job of the everclear*

Immorrel: Now does anyone else want to play, or shall we all be civil and have a drink while we wait for our sponsors to properly start this competition?
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Postby Vivaldi » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:37 pm

*vivaldi, hiding under the hover bike:* is the madness over yet?

Yoko: nah, you might wanna hid some more.

*pulls out electro-rifle*

Vivaldi: wha... what do you think you're doing?!

*Yoko smiles innocently*: Just some hunting, all those animals that girl's got over there has to be considered cheating.

Vivaldi: eeh.. WAIT!

*BLAM*
*BLAM*
*BLAM*

*yoko puts an arrow in the head of all dawn's pokemon, and blows up sign.*

Yoko: that'll teach her to cheat. I also don't take kindly to being threatened.

*shoots controller out of immorrels hand* "There, now I'll have that drink bartender."

"Hey vivaldi, why don't put those posters? I didn't put up with all that photoshoot crap yesterday for nothing."

Vivaldi: uh, ok, just give me a second sort though them.

Yoko" *sigh* okay... hey, toss me those colour coded laughing gas grenades.

*tosses*

*loads into gun*

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

2000 feet in the air, the brightly coloured laughing gas explodes, leaving a huge "vote Yoko Ritona" plastered across the sky. As it slowly disipated and fell, the deluted gas put everyone in a good, and calm, mood.
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<Kenzichu> HAHAHA!!
<Kenzichu> everyone died!
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Postby Vivaldi » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:43 pm

vivaldiscool wrote:*vivaldi, hiding under the hover bike:* is the madness over yet?

Yoko: nah, you might wanna hide some more.

*pulls out electro-rifle*

Vivaldi: wha... what do you think you're doing?!

*Yoko smiles innocently*: Just some hunting, all those animals that girl's got over there has to be considered cheating.

Vivaldi: hunh?.. WAIT!

Yoko: say what?

Vivaldi: nothing....

*BLAM*
*BLAM*
*BLAM*

*yoko puts an arrow in the head of all dawn's pokemon, and blows up the sign.*

Yoko: that'll teach her to cheat. I also don't take kindly to being threatened.

*shoots controller out of immorrels hand* "There, now I'll have that drink bartender."

"Hey vivaldi, why don't you put up those posters? I didn't deal with all that photoshoot crap yesterday for nothing."

Vivaldi: uh, ok, just give me a second to sort though them.

Yoko" *sigh* okay... hey, toss me those colour coded laughing gas grenades.

*tosses*

*loads into gun*

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

2000 feet in the air, the brightly coloured laughing gas explodes, leaving a huge "vote Yoko Ritona" plastered across the sky. As it slowly disipated and fell, the deluted gas put everyone in a good, and calm, mood.

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Vivaldi: *sigh* I need to start getting more sleep.
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Postby wurpess » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:09 pm

*In a semi groggy state, between everything that's happened plus several 151 rum and cokes, Wurpess decides to stumble back to see how Sakaki and Kaorin were doing. She was rather disturbed with what she found.*

Kaorin: So, Miss Sakaki, it looks like we're alone, now. . .together.

Sakaki: Yeah.

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Kaorin: Oh, Miss Sakaki, you are just so awesome. I want to be with you always!

Sakaki: *shifts uncomfortably* Uh. . .oh.

Kaorin:*Climbing on top of Sakaki* Miss Sakaki, I think about you all the time.

Sakaki: Um. . .:uhoh:

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Kaorin: MISS SAKAKI, I MUST HAVE YOU!!!!

*At this point, Kaorin starts pulling off Sakaki's clothes and molesting her*

Sakaki: No. Please stop that.

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Wurpess: :shock: Kaorin, what do you think you are doing? You know you can't molest the contestant before the contest. What you do after is up to you.

Kaorin: But I saw you molest that guy in the stands.

*moment of silence as a tumble weed blows past*

Wurpess: Well. . .that's different. He's a spectator. He doesn't need to be in perfect condition to watch. Sakaki is a contestant and needs to be in tip-top shape if she's going to win.

Kaorin: *sighs and gets off of Sakaki* Okay, you win. But after. . .?

Wurpess: Go nuts.

Kaorin: YAY!!!

Sakaki: Uh, do I get a say in this?
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Postby Ijexis » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:48 am

*Ijexis stops and stares*

Ijexis: I wonder if what's left of my sanity will stay intact after this competition...

Yoruichi: That's irrelevant, all that matters is that I win...and why is your nose bleeding?

Ijexis: Wha? *hurriedly wipes his nose* hehe, nothing, nothing.

*Yoruichi sighs and rolls her eyes*

Yoruichi: I do believe that is a beautiful tactic, however...hm... Soi Fon!

*A figure immediately appears behind Yoruichi*

Soi Fon: Yes, Yoruichi-sama?

Yoruichi: We shall make sexy lesbian poses to win over Sakaki!

Soi Fon and Ijexis: What?!

Yoruichi: You heard me. Make the most seductive pose you can. We must win at all costs!

*Soi Fon blushes and turns away mumbling to herself. Yoruichi comes up behind her and starts to put her arms around her neck. Startled, Soi Fon jumps away from her touch*

Yoruichi: Aw, Soi Fon, you're such a party pooper.

Soi Fon: It's not that...it's just...

Yoruichi: Just what?

Soi Fon: It's just...just that...I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!

*Immediately Soi Fon leaps up and wraps her arms around Yoruichi*

Yoruichi: hehe, that's more like it! Now, victory is ours! :twisted:
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Postby Immorrel » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:08 am

Immorrel: *mixes up a drink and hands it to Yoko* I hope you know how much those remotes cost. It's a major pain in the ass to replace those. *Looks around at all the yuriness that is going on* While I agree that yuri does has a certain appeal, I was always a fan of hot springs myself. Now on that note... *snaps his fingers*

*A hot spring randomly appears behind the bar, and in it are Louise, Siesta, Kirche and Tabitha*

Louise: What do you think you're doing?
Immorrel: Appealing to some of the baser motivations of our voters, what does it look like?

*Louise flushes in anger and grabs a nearby rock*

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Louise: I'll show you baser motivations *throws it at Immorrel*
Immorrel: *catches the rock* I think I skip the abuse this time, thank you.
Louise: *grabs her wand* That's what you think. *the bar explodes*
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