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Postby Fall_Child42 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:23 pm

guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol


Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.
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Postby wurpess » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:20 pm

Fall_Child42 wrote:
guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol


Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.

Then you get your tea as made by ISO 3103 guidelines, but your 200 ml, 105g white porcelain bowl was "accidentally" dropped into the unflushed toilet of a person with the bubonic plague who had ODed on laxatives and had anal sex with someone with AIDS, gonorrhea and herpes, then barely (if at all) washed before pouring the tea. (Since I did not see it specify anywhere that the bowl had to be clean. :P)


Ok, I wish my apartment could clean itself. :roll:
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Postby EvaFan » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:20 pm

wurpess wrote:
Fall_Child42 wrote:
guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol


Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.

Then you get your tea as made by ISO 3103 guidelines, but your 200 ml, 105g white porcelain bowl was "accidentally" dropped into the unflushed toilet of a person with the bubonic plague who had ODed on laxatives and had anal sex with someone with AIDS, gonorrhea and herpes, then barely (if at all) washed before pouring the tea. (Since I did not see it specify anywhere that the bowl had to be clean. :P)


Ok, I wish my apartment <b>could</b> clean itself. :roll:


Wish granted, it can clean itself now but that doesnt mean it has to.

I wish to know what the best tasting alcoholic drink EVAR is.
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:51 pm

Eva-Fan wrote:
I wish to know what the best tasting alcoholic drink EVAR is.


You now know, but the alcohol required to make it no longer exists and cannot be replicated, so you will never taste it.

I wish that the effects of any wish following this one are applied strictly to Niotex, and that no party may experience the negative or positive effects of any wish unless that person is Niotex; this wish may not be nullified by any being that has existed, exists or will exist, and the effects will remain in effect until the end of time.
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Postby Zarxrax » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:08 pm

I grant Fall_Child42's wish, but only after my own:
I wish that Fall_Child42 will hereby be known as "Niotex".
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Postby CodeZTM » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:59 pm

FallChild is now Niotex, but due to a wittness protection program, Niotex is changed to Billy Bob.

I wish I could move my effin leg. :O
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:24 pm

CodeChrono wrote:FallChild is now Niotex, but due to a wittness protection program, Niotex is changed to Billy Bob.

I wish I could move my effin leg. :O


Thank God I'm not FallChild :roll:

P.S. If zarxs faulty and shoddy logic works ... my wish is also granted.
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Postby Koopiskeva » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:25 pm

love me? |:
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Postby Serv0 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:20 am

Koopiskeva wrote:love me? |:


You got it. But guess what? You find it in a jail cell with a large male looking to give somebody a reach-around.
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Postby Savia » Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:23 pm

Serv0 wrote:
Koopiskeva wrote:love me? |:


You got it. But guess what? You find it in a jail cell with a large male looking to give somebody a reach-around.


You didn't make a wish : |

I wish you had.
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Postby Kitsuner » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:06 am

Alright, Servo wished for someone from Britain to post after him, but it was you.

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Postby AquaSky » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:05 am

It's magically finished for you while you sleep, but all the missing parts have been filled in with Boku no Pico.

I wish airfare was cheaper. :|
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Postby Savia » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:08 am

Your airline calls you up to inform you that your flight is cancelled, but that they're refunding you half of what you paid.

I wish that the next poster's wish were about fish.
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:44 am

I wish that I was as immensely powerful as a trout.
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