3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest
- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
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Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- NS
- I like pants
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- The Origonal Head Hunter
- The Propheteer
- Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:21 am
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- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
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No shooting the contestants, please! The other sponsors............go ahead!The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Hunter's voice comes over the speakers: Can I shoot her Mega? I'm getting restless! If not shooting, can I blow her up?megaman917 wrote:Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- CodeZTM
- Spin Me Round
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- wurpess
- rabid fangirl
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:44 pm
- Status: BLAAAARGH!!!!! -_-
- Location: The happy place in my head
*wurpess timidly walks over to the judges carrying something white in her hand. She clears her throat to get their attention*
wurpess: Excuse me. I had kinda borrowed Riza's bathing suit which is why she couldn't wear it today. And she sure wasn't going to come out in her underwear. But I have it here. Is it too late?
Chuck: Well, no. But its customary for the contestant's sponsor to provide wardrobe in such cases.
wurpess: I know. But I don't want to see her get disqualified for my mistake. Will you at least take a look and decide from there if this is acceptable in this situation?
Bob: YES!! I really need to see her in her bathing suit! *Raised eyebrow from Chuck and wurpess* I mean, we really need to see for ourselves before we can make that decision.
wurpess: *gives Bob an odd look* Very well. I'll just go back and help her get into it.
Bob: *drools and says to Chuck as wurpess leaves* I hope we get to see some girl on girl action!
wurpess: *Gives Bob the look of death* I totally heard that. And neither of us swing that way.
*wurpess goes back stage. Suddenly, you hear Riza yell "WHAT?! You've gotta be kidding me! I'm not going out in front of those pervs like that!" wupess's voice is heard trying to talk her into it. The sound of fabric ripping and a gunshot is heard.
Riza: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
wurpess: COME ON! Buck up! You have to do this.
Riza and wurpess come running across stage. Riza runs across the stage shooting, followed by wurpess brandishing a white swimsuit and dodging bullets Matrix style. Riza is half dressed and her shirt is ripped.*
Bob/Chuck: *drool*
wurpess: Stop being a baby and put the stupid thing on!
Riza: NO! I'm a State Alchemist. I will not stoop to this level.
*More battling ensues backstage until Riza finally emerges onstage wearing her swimsuit and carrying a pistol. wurpess takes her pistol and switches it with a water gun. Riza starts to point the water pistol at wurpess. wurpess points Riza's actual gun at her and motions for her to get out on stage. Riza stomps out*
Riza: THERE!! Are you happy?!
Chuck:
Bob:
Riza: Ok, I'm taking this thing off now. I hope you're happy! *storms offstage, retrieving her pistol from wurpess as she passed.*
wurpess: Excuse me. I had kinda borrowed Riza's bathing suit which is why she couldn't wear it today. And she sure wasn't going to come out in her underwear. But I have it here. Is it too late?
Chuck: Well, no. But its customary for the contestant's sponsor to provide wardrobe in such cases.
wurpess: I know. But I don't want to see her get disqualified for my mistake. Will you at least take a look and decide from there if this is acceptable in this situation?
Bob: YES!! I really need to see her in her bathing suit! *Raised eyebrow from Chuck and wurpess* I mean, we really need to see for ourselves before we can make that decision.
wurpess: *gives Bob an odd look* Very well. I'll just go back and help her get into it.
Bob: *drools and says to Chuck as wurpess leaves* I hope we get to see some girl on girl action!
wurpess: *Gives Bob the look of death* I totally heard that. And neither of us swing that way.
*wurpess goes back stage. Suddenly, you hear Riza yell "WHAT?! You've gotta be kidding me! I'm not going out in front of those pervs like that!" wupess's voice is heard trying to talk her into it. The sound of fabric ripping and a gunshot is heard.
Riza: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
wurpess: COME ON! Buck up! You have to do this.
Riza and wurpess come running across stage. Riza runs across the stage shooting, followed by wurpess brandishing a white swimsuit and dodging bullets Matrix style. Riza is half dressed and her shirt is ripped.*
Bob/Chuck: *drool*
wurpess: Stop being a baby and put the stupid thing on!
Riza: NO! I'm a State Alchemist. I will not stoop to this level.
*More battling ensues backstage until Riza finally emerges onstage wearing her swimsuit and carrying a pistol. wurpess takes her pistol and switches it with a water gun. Riza starts to point the water pistol at wurpess. wurpess points Riza's actual gun at her and motions for her to get out on stage. Riza stomps out*
Riza: THERE!! Are you happy?!
Chuck:
Bob:
Riza: Ok, I'm taking this thing off now. I hope you're happy! *storms offstage, retrieving her pistol from wurpess as she passed.*
- Rapture**
- Joined: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:19 pm
- Location: Vilnius , Lithuania
Rapture** : Sorry for being late everybody,I was busy and stuff...
Bob : Yeah,yeah,okay let's just check out your contestant!
Chuck : Shut up you idiot! *smacks Bob*
Bob : Ouch... Well I just wanted to see some naked skin... *babling to himself while covering his left eye with ice package*
Rapture** : Yeah.. Right.. Well,let's just see my beaty contestant in her neat swimsuit. *runs off to backstage..*
*backstage becomes silent,just as the rest of contest.. Silent voice runs trough the hall*
Rapture** : Common - put it on and everything will go just fine,as long as you show up for a moment..
Yakumo : But.. It's.. Embarassing...
Rapture** : ... What are you talking about? You're not naked,so It's fine!
Bob : I would prefer being her naked instead...
Chuck : *smacks bob into right eye* there you go,now try to see that in your dreams idiot!
Rapture** : Did you hear that? They want to see you!
Yakumo : Maybe I shouldn't do this? I need to go and finish manga with Harima-san..
Rapture** : Damn that Harima bastard..
Yakumo : What?
Rapture** : Oh nothing... So let's move on with the swimsuit stuff!
Yakumo : As I said,I think maybe I shouldn't do this...
Rapture** : So it's decided! Let's change! I'll be leaving the room now..
*few minutes later*
Yakumo : I'm done...
Rapture** : Well don.. What's this? And this is supposed to be swimsuit? Oh well,let's keep it.. I'll just add this accessory and we're done!
Yakumo : Oh,it looks nice!
Rapture** : I know,that's why I picked it!
Bob : Will you finaly come up here and show yourself??
Chuck : Wait a bit longer,they'll come up any minute now!
Bob : I hope so!
................
Rapture** : And so we're done!
Yakumo : *comes up to the stage* Umm...
*runs off the stage*
Rapture** :
Bob&Chuck :
Rapture** : Erm.. Yakumo! Wait up! Where are you running?
Yakumo : *turns red* I just can't do this!
Rapture** : Just wait a sec.! *runs after Yakumo*
........
Chuck : Well that was weird... I guess that's it for this contestant...
Bob : Yeah,yeah,okay let's just check out your contestant!
Chuck : Shut up you idiot! *smacks Bob*
Bob : Ouch... Well I just wanted to see some naked skin... *babling to himself while covering his left eye with ice package*
Rapture** : Yeah.. Right.. Well,let's just see my beaty contestant in her neat swimsuit. *runs off to backstage..*
*backstage becomes silent,just as the rest of contest.. Silent voice runs trough the hall*
Rapture** : Common - put it on and everything will go just fine,as long as you show up for a moment..
Yakumo : But.. It's.. Embarassing...
Rapture** : ... What are you talking about? You're not naked,so It's fine!
Bob : I would prefer being her naked instead...
Chuck : *smacks bob into right eye* there you go,now try to see that in your dreams idiot!
Rapture** : Did you hear that? They want to see you!
Yakumo : Maybe I shouldn't do this? I need to go and finish manga with Harima-san..
Rapture** : Damn that Harima bastard..
Yakumo : What?
Rapture** : Oh nothing... So let's move on with the swimsuit stuff!
Yakumo : As I said,I think maybe I shouldn't do this...
Rapture** : So it's decided! Let's change! I'll be leaving the room now..
*few minutes later*
Yakumo : I'm done...
Rapture** : Well don.. What's this? And this is supposed to be swimsuit? Oh well,let's keep it.. I'll just add this accessory and we're done!
Yakumo : Oh,it looks nice!
Rapture** : I know,that's why I picked it!
Bob : Will you finaly come up here and show yourself??
Chuck : Wait a bit longer,they'll come up any minute now!
Bob : I hope so!
................
Rapture** : And so we're done!
Yakumo : *comes up to the stage* Umm...
*runs off the stage*
Rapture** :
Bob&Chuck :
Rapture** : Erm.. Yakumo! Wait up! Where are you running?
Yakumo : *turns red* I just can't do this!
Rapture** : Just wait a sec.! *runs after Yakumo*
........
Chuck : Well that was weird... I guess that's it for this contestant...
- megaman917
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Bob: mmmmm! (Ahhh!)
Chad: What's wrong, Bob?
Bob: rrr ast ooh cntstnts strmd fff.... (Our last two contestants stormed off....)
Chuck: ....and you wanted to take more pictures?
Chad: I wonder if there's a ruling against this...
Chuck: ...and the fact that wurpess took over for older_gohan.
Megaman: I'll allow it!
Chad: Good! Now all we have to is wait on our last two contestants C.C. and Shiho Matsuri.
Chuck: Let's hope they come out soon.
Chad: What's wrong, Bob?
Bob: rrr ast ooh cntstnts strmd fff.... (Our last two contestants stormed off....)
Chuck: ....and you wanted to take more pictures?
Chad: I wonder if there's a ruling against this...
Chuck: ...and the fact that wurpess took over for older_gohan.
Megaman: I'll allow it!
Chad: Good! Now all we have to is wait on our last two contestants C.C. and Shiho Matsuri.
Chuck: Let's hope they come out soon.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- The Origonal Head Hunter
- The Propheteer
- Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:21 am
- Status: Hooked on a Feeling
- Location: State of Denial
- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Megaman: Hunter, let's step into my office (outside). We got some catching up to do.
*both step outside and begin a battle of epic proportions*
*both step outside and begin a battle of epic proportions*
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)