Megaman: *meditating with zanpakuto sitting in front him. gets annoyed by commotion*
Megaman: URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!! (Japanese: SHUT UP!) *gets up, pulls out zanpakuto, gets ready use zanpakuto*....................
Chad: Ladies & gentlemen, our next contestant is emerging from the hot spring, please welcome Ms. God.
Chuck: He means, Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!
Haruhi: *steps out of hot spring and drops towel*
Megaman: *sheaths zanpakuto and sighs* Haruhi! You do realize that you're standing naked in front of all these people, right?
Haruhi: So what?
Yoruichi: You go, girl!!!!!
Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Anyway, this is the swimsuit and lingerie contest. Do you mind?
Haruhi: I'm kinda bored of this now.
Bob: Zey Wht? (Say what!?)
Chuck: It seems that Ms. Suzumiya has lost interest in the competition.
Chad: However, she is standing our here completely naked! And that's something to be happy about!
Bob: Dmn screyt!
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch again)
Chad: Bob, I'm rather glad that you're all bandaged up like that.
Chuck: Ditto................Wait a minute!!!!!! Kyon, and one of last year's winners, Mikiru have rushed to the arena floor!
Kyon: *rushes to Haruhi with Mikiru and covers her up with a towel* Haruhi! What the hell!? (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you............)
Haruhi: Hey Kyon! What's up Mikiru?
Mikiru: Um, you have to wear a bathing suit or lingerie.
Haruhi: What do you think, Kyon?
Kyon: (I know there is a God! I know there is a God!) (As much as I'm enjoying this right now, )
*looks at Haruhi's ass* I rather not see you get disqualified. If you don't mind......
Haruhi: Ok, but only because it's you, Kyon. *puts on swimsuit and drops towel*
*strips and changes into second swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
*strips and changes into third swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
Kyon: (Damn, she's hot! And so is her competition!)
Haruhi: *sees Kyon eying her and blushes. strips and proceeds back to hot spring* Mikiru come join me. *grabs Mikiru forces her to get her clothes off*
Mikiru: No! Noooooooooo!
Lucy: Nyu! Nyu!
*strips and proceeds to help Haruhi with Mikiru*
Mikiru: No you too! Nooooooo!
*all three end up in hot spring*
Bob: Wht ee sid! (What he said!)
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen....................wait a minute! Who was using the arena cameras to take pictures? Bob? *looks at computer screen in announce booth* You've been taking pictures since this part started!
Chad: Figures. Bob, you think you can hook mee up with some copies?
Chuck: You do know that Lucy might kill us if she ever sees thes, right?
Chuck: We'll be right back.