He forgot to mention that they were 15 - 16 year old girls ....... and his hand was making its way to their asses as he said ... "Wanna look at my map baby?"JaddziaDax wrote:i think that those people were probably the smartest of the bunch >.>godix wrote:- 15 people threatened me with death if I so much as look at them.
Canadians Only
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godix wrote: I decided to test how much Americans know. So I took the following map with me to the mall and asked random people to point to Canada on this map
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8079/canadaae6.jpg
The results:
- 12 people thought I was selling a GPS system.
- 15 people threatened me with death if I so much as look at them.
- 3 people threatened to turn me into security as a terrorist threat for asking funny questions
- 5 people were astounded that Greenland is as large as America (I didn't bother correcting them)
- 8 people told me Canada is misspelled.
- 4 people pointed to Russia for some unknown reason
- 2 people pointed to Australia
- 1 person correctly pointed to Canada
So there you have it, 2% of Americans know enough to correctly identify Canada on a world map. Which is actually far better results than I expected.
minion wrote:are you writing a book about how to lie on the internet?
and actually, all this shit did happen. I see no reason to lie about stuff like that ... or at all : /
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All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Annie: All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Ash: “All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons.”
Annie: First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn’t talk too much but I didn’t mind. I was all set to marry him, but
before we could consummate Ed was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: Then it was Daddy
Ash & Scott: “Daddy”
Annie: Who I could count on.
Ash & Scott: “Awoo”
Annie: “He loved to read the Necronomicon”
Ash & Scott: “Book of the Dead”
Annie: He also enjoyed playing board games.
But he can’t sink my battleship now ‘cause Dad was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: They say love is cruel and I believe them, my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons. Why?
Scott: I don’t know.
Ash: Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does!
But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean.
I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons,
but that’s only two men, isn’t it?
I mean there’s no way that
ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
Annie: Oh, no? It was high school
Ash & Scott: “High School”
Annie: Senior prom.
Ash & Scott: “Oh yeah!”
Annie: Going with my steady Howie Brown.
Ash & Scott: “Howie Brown”
Annie: A perfect night
Ash & Scott: Howie Brown?
Annie: Like I always dreamed.
Ash & Scott: A little girl’s dream…
Annie: But when “Stairway to Heaven” began
Howe was killed by (damn!) a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands!
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends.
Gay Friends: “Hey!”
Annie: Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed.
And now that I’ve met you two guys I know you’ll soon be dead!
Scott: What the f--?
Annie: They say love is cruel (Shoop shoo-wa) and I believe them (Shoop shoo-wa),
my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men
in my life—and I mean ALL the men (in my life)
EVERY single man!—in my life,
keeps getting killed by Candarian Demons!
Ash: Candarian Demons
Scott: Oo-ee-oo-oo!
Annie: All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Ash: “All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons.”
Annie: First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn’t talk too much but I didn’t mind. I was all set to marry him, but
before we could consummate Ed was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: Then it was Daddy
Ash & Scott: “Daddy”
Annie: Who I could count on.
Ash & Scott: “Awoo”
Annie: “He loved to read the Necronomicon”
Ash & Scott: “Book of the Dead”
Annie: He also enjoyed playing board games.
But he can’t sink my battleship now ‘cause Dad was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: They say love is cruel and I believe them, my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons. Why?
Scott: I don’t know.
Ash: Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does!
But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean.
I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons,
but that’s only two men, isn’t it?
I mean there’s no way that
ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
Annie: Oh, no? It was high school
Ash & Scott: “High School”
Annie: Senior prom.
Ash & Scott: “Oh yeah!”
Annie: Going with my steady Howie Brown.
Ash & Scott: “Howie Brown”
Annie: A perfect night
Ash & Scott: Howie Brown?
Annie: Like I always dreamed.
Ash & Scott: A little girl’s dream…
Annie: But when “Stairway to Heaven” began
Howe was killed by (damn!) a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands!
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends.
Gay Friends: “Hey!”
Annie: Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed.
And now that I’ve met you two guys I know you’ll soon be dead!
Scott: What the f--?
Annie: They say love is cruel (Shoop shoo-wa) and I believe them (Shoop shoo-wa),
my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men
in my life—and I mean ALL the men (in my life)
EVERY single man!—in my life,
keeps getting killed by Candarian Demons!
Ash: Candarian Demons
Scott: Oo-ee-oo-oo!
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