by hackerzc » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:42 pm
Zero: Avatar or not, I will pretend to be whatever sex is needed for whatever actions you may be willing (even if tied up) to um.... take part in.
Nate: !DUDE! .... I thought you were dead man? Actually Yeah Uno's has many forms of liquid to make everyone look more pretty.
Oh and you prolly don't know me... but I'm that guy outside ur place in the bushes at 3am! I'm not stalking you or anything... I just really like bushes. So can you please stop calling the cops on me?
Darkseid: It's a crappy(by crappy I mean super happy fun time go!) parody, by this weird Scott Melzer guy (who wears very shiny underwear to cons. How I know this I can not say, but only that I know it *cringe*)..... not something you need to see... ever.... nope, lets not go there. I mean the parody, not the underwear..... not that you would want to see the under... um... *runs away*
Digitalex: "alleged editor(s)" have actually sent me personal emails requesting their AMV's be withdrawn from the con and that they were quitting editing....... wow that sucks (play nice)
SarahtheBoring: No personality!? NAW! You have one.... it's just the kind where when you get some liquor in ya, your head starts to spin around and you start to channel the forces of hell. THAT IS SO HOT!
Black Sun Productions: It was a dark and stormy night. I was just finishing up a night of editing and about to save when all of a sudden Premiere had an error and had to shut down! Then my hard drive crashed! And caught on fire! And a plane crashed into it! Which put out the fire.... THEN THE PLANE CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!
There was also a bunch of stuff about dragon balls and Sailor Moon doing a strip tease, a reference to fire+heat=steam, and in the end everyone dies!
Anyway, the most important thing for everone to remember.... you should write this down, it is THAT important.....
The most important thing for everone to remember is, "if you don't have sex with me, the terrorists win".
Thank you, and good night!
John Westbrook
Otakon, Fan Parody Dept. Head