Worst thing to say at a con

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Postby Zero » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:23 am

What's with your useless posting?

It happens dude. A triple request shot is a bit uncomon, but you don't need to point it out.

Anyway:

"I am Mr. Oni! Bring me your lolis!" or "You look whackable."

Go Mr. Oni. You're my hero.

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Postby MadNavigator » Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:32 am

Woo! Sheesh! This thread's still around?

I know of certain conventions where if those phrases are uttered and you hear the sound of combat boots beating the convention hall ground in rapid succession followed by the crackle of 2-Way radios...it's already too late.

So remember, kids! Discretion IS the better part of valor at anime conventions! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
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Postby genestarwind21122 » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:32 am

Mr.Oni would say something like "Would you put on this green wig for me and be my Lum." "I want plushie love"

Keep it up Mr.Oni

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Postby infernal0321 » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:33 pm

Frat Boy: Man are Inuyasha and Naruto lame. Only geeky loser anime posers would like them...

**Turns around to face the furry of the Fan Girls**
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Postby fatandpowerful1 » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:03 pm

"Man, I need to pee but my Naruto pants zipper is stuck. Shit." Say that REAL loud.
I can claim the title as being the first person on a-m-v.org to submit an AMV with the artist KJ-52 on it. Yay. Hahaha.
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Postby [The Perverted] Lain » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:41 am

Honestly, this year at Otakon, I'm going to totally make all kinds of 4chan references EVERYWHERE and to EVERYONE. I hope they bring their panel to Otakon.
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Postby OtakuForLife » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:20 pm

My god this thread still lives..
Probally the worst thing to do is say your the voice actor
in disquse for random anime bishie :)
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Postby SuperFusion » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:33 pm

"OMGZ UR TEH LOSAR!!ONEONEONE"...- :lol:
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Postby fatandpowerful1 » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:43 pm

"Give me the pocky you freak!" haha.
If you're 21 and older, dress up in a police uniform and "patrol" around everywhere. Then start acting like a real police man and try to catch somebody for a (loosely put) "crime" at a con. If they've got pocky or ramune or just any kind of japanese goody, there "punishment" is that YOU get they're watever it is they have.
I have a sick and twisted mind. Muahahahahahaha!
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Postby Artzangel » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:46 am

MadNavigator wrote:"Would you like to bear my children?"


GAHHH!!! NOOO I got that four times at Akon when dressed as Hinata! *shivers* my friend and I were going off to smoke when this Fanboy man thing grabs me and states "Will you Bear my children!" The smell was so Noxtious that I couldn't even kick him and he rubbed my face into his chest *rocks back and forth* although I did reach out for my friend who just looked back laughed and walked off. Oh yeah beat the living crap out of my friend later men are supposed to be there to help out girls in trouble from Fan boys and nooo he didn't, ran upstairs to my group's room and took around 12 showers.

Idiotic Statements Made when I was around.

"EWW YAOI... That's two guys right? THAT'S DISGUSTING SICK SICK! behind a horde of Yaoi tranced girls and some homosexuals. Not a bright boy.

"DUDE You're from Pokemon right?" towards a guy dressed up as Naruto and sadly she was completely serious

"AWW MAN THESE VOICE ACTORS *****ING SUCK!" In a voice actor's panel

"No way man I only watch Dragon Ball Z all the other stuff suck and Goku's Da Bomb." yes people still say this sort of stuff and it pisses me off to no end because THERE ARE MORE THINGS OUT THERE!

"CAN I **** YOU PLEASE?" <- minor to a VA
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Postby Tsunami Jones » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:38 am

MadNavigator wrote:"Would you like to bear my children?"


I asked that to the kid who was constantly trying to keep the line for the AMV contest viewing in order at NDK this past year. He looked pretty freaked out :P
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Con quotes / Pi-ka-BOOM!

Postby Geirr » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:58 pm

- "Is this a game character convention or an anime convention?"
- "Murakami sounds Japanese, so Teen Titans -IS- anime!"
(Touches off the infinite loop of "izz2, izz not, izz2, izz not, izz2,
izz not, izz2, izz not, izz2, izz not, ...)

Godaistudios wrote:Speaking of Pikachu Sacrfices... a few friends and I got together about 3 years ago, cut him open, stuffed him with fireworks... well, you can just imagine the rest...

A half-pound of [deleted by the 'Patriot Act'] works well and leaves a dandy crater to boot:
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... hp?v=41471

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Postby Darkseid » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:02 pm

-"Hey, I just won a 42 inch TV!"
"Had I known one human's death caused you pain, I would have killed MORE... and kill more I shall!"
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Pocky is Crack

Postby Malificus » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:08 pm

Heres a best and worst...

Worst- run around to people with pocky yelling "GIVE ME POCKY NOW OR ELSE!" :x

it doesn't work and alot of the swords are real and sharp....
REALLY SHARP :shock:

Best- a sign that says "will work for pocky"
That got me tons of free pocky in an hour. :lol:
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Postby OtakuForLife » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:36 am

endless pocky lines continue....

Hmm... How about loudly talking about "your hotel room having
a better arcade setup then there actual game room :)"

Or asking video programming "if you should start bringing your
dvds down from the hotel room, to replace thier programming"
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