I have lots of con stories that are fun. Most have been told, and I'm sick, so this post won't take long. There's the classic Crazy Bald Guy, there was the ant invasion, the guy in Baltimore who shared two kegs with me and some homeless guys then tried to stab us all to death (that turned into the night of wandering the streets of Baltimore insanely fucked up); there was the fan who got a little too personal with me and I ended up vomiting on her at a most inoppertune time... Driving up to AUSA I had no brakes and had to turn off overdrive in order to stop my car due to transmission failure... there were several times at AWA when I was near death... anyway, they're all decent survival stories - like ACTUAL survival, not "I missed the sucky con, sucks for me." Maybe I'll feel well enough later to share them, as I don't want to actually win anything
-N