Corbo BASH anyone?

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Postby Gigundous » Mon May 19, 2003 6:20 pm

well considering that i was the premature corbo bash ejactulator last year i feel ashamed and apalled at being so late in delivering my stylistic remarks.

Word

With all the red tape out of the way i'm simply going to list some expectations

1) more stairwell hook ups from Murder City Moooooo
2) more fun with shaving cream
3) less underage fan girls who have to take a shoulder tackle by pairzuri to get the fuck out of dodge
4) a proportional more intoxicated Amv panel without people bitching so loudly and crudely that the last two people leave
5) a midnight streak lead by the original basher himself, M.C. Corbo, photographs curtisy(man i can't even spell that damn word) of me to be immediately posted onto the web before they decide to sober up
6) We definitely need a little Way getting with random hot anime school girl chick, that was too much fun as a group project.
7) Hookers Hookers Hookers!
8) That annoying budha looking kid brad, yeah he shouldn't show up, i don't think anyone likes him...... him and his aikido!

WOOO! thats all i expect! HOT DAMN THE TRAILER PARK IS GONNA BE ROCKING WITH STORIES OF THIS CORBO BASH!
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Postby getzburg » Mon May 19, 2003 10:24 pm

Let me open by saying: I propose that we do drugs off the hookers' asses, while banging them, in the hot tub, while they play DDR with their hands, and we yell the directions as we watch the displays.

"YEAH, BABY, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT RIGHT FORWARD! OH SHIT, HERE COMES A COMBO!"

That being said, WOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAA! I'm already crazy psyched for this year's Otakon. Some events I hope to partake of once again:

- the 100-meter drunken AMV competition viewing!
- the Bob-sitting! First one to kill him, wins!
- the annoying jailbait fangirl shotput! Paizuri is our reigning champion, but ten bucks says I can put her through drywall!
- the lingual biathlon! Have extended, intelligent conversations in what, to onlookers, sounds like Swahili!
- and of course, the DDR balance triathlon! All you have to do is stay standing, and I'll be impressed!

For those of you who didn't make it into last year's Corbo Bash, or for those who're just looking for some fond remembrances, I direct you to my photo album, where many a happy picture of drunken, sweaty yahoos is said to reside.

ATTENTION: If anyone fucking cockblocks me, I will pitch you out the goddamn window. Believe me when I say this. If you are under 6 feet tall, it'll be off the roof.

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Postby moooooo » Mon May 19, 2003 11:18 pm

Jesus christ I forgot how disgusting sweaty it was in there. Why don't I remember it being that bad? Seriously, there is no way that is all sweat on Tom. He had to have jumped into the booze tub or something. If he didn't though, it's freaking horrific.

I'm glad I was too drunk to remember the insane heat, but I do remember you and Charlene sitting on the floor talking through grunts and strange half words. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but it seemed to make sense to you guys at the time. All of this was happening over a passed out Andy if I remember correctly.
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Postby getzburg » Mon May 19, 2003 11:34 pm

I think Tom mostly looks that bad because he was DDRing. I look that bad because I'm a fat bastard and I sweat standing perfectly still in a blizzard. :shock:

Thankfully, the room should be a bit bigger this time, so it won't be quite so stuffy.

Crapfully, the hot tub is gonna make the humidity go through the roof.

Ah well, guess I'll just pack mad extra t-shirts. :D
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The Bob-sitting huh?

Postby Random Battle » Tue May 20, 2003 1:31 am

Well this year seems pretty promising, and in addition to all the crazy shit we're bringing, I'll be bringing the greatest party accessory of all,............ calm yourselfs,........it's me! Yes, me, Bob!
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.....uh, maybe I hyped that one up too much, but whatever.

Man, crazy memories, very few at that, from last year:

- Me, Brad, and Rick explaining, teaching, and talking about Martial Arts for about an hour and a half, geez, and then me falling for Brads "Hey Bob lay down for a minute, I want to show you a hold........of course it won't hurt."

- Mike. Nuff said.

- Brad sitting on me. Now, it wasn't as painfull as it looked in the picture, even though my face turned the same color as my shirt.

- and it being my first Corbo Bash.

This year will be soooooooooooooooooooo much crazier.
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Postby StealthVisions » Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 am

Let us not forget the 50+ person shot of tequilla!!

I poured over 50 shots of tequilla, sprinkled salt on 50+ hands, and served up 50+ slices of lime. It took probably 10 minutes or more to get everyone so that they were ready for the big Corbo Bash Joint Tequilla Shot. When we were just about ready to go...

Very Drunk Paizuri: Wait, wait, wait a second...we didn't take the shot yet?
Corbo: No, we're just about to!
Very Drunk Paizuri: Aw fuck, I already took my shot!
::Whole room (50+ people :D) laughs at Paizuri::
Very Drunk Paizuri: Screw it, just pour me another one!!
::Room cheers for Paizuri while Corbo pours another shot::
Very Drunk Paizuri: Alright, let's do this thing!!
::Random speech from Corbo, then everyone shoots::
Very Drunk Paizuri: Oh man, I think that was a mistake...

Ahhh, good times...never seen Paizuri quite like that before...to say the least it was oh so very humorous.
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Postby Kusoyaro » Tue May 20, 2003 8:15 am

StealthVisions wrote:Let us not forget the 50+ person shot of tequilla!!


Damn, did I miss that? I must have already gone home with Leandra :P

I remember there being one early on that I turned down, but I don't think most people were drunk by then yet.
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Jack Circle

Postby FinalCut-Kun » Tue May 20, 2003 9:45 am

No, there's nothing gay about this post friends. :) Some of you know me, some of you don't, but it's I, James, creator of bad AMVs back in my younger days when I was misguided and had far more free time. I was at the *original* Corbo Bash, where myself, nick and brad corrupted poor tom who "Didn't drink". Poor boy. Thus the jack circle began. Where we stood in a circle and took off our... I mean all took swigs out of a jack bum bottle until it was gone. That my friends, was when we decided to go down and observe people SNUGGLING in the hentai theater. At Katsucon. There were people being romantic to TENTACLE RAPE! Anyway.... I'm wordy if you can't tell, so I'll spare you all. My point: Jack circle is priority 1 and it in no way involves my, or anyone elses naughty bits. AFTER the jack circle, that's a different story. see you there. :)
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Re: Jack Circle

Postby moooooo » Tue May 20, 2003 10:17 am

FinalCut-Kun wrote:No, there's nothing gay about this post friends. :) Some of you know me, some of you don't, but it's I, James, creator of bad AMVs back in my younger days when I was misguided and had far more free time. I was at the *original* Corbo Bash, where myself, nick and brad corrupted poor tom who "Didn't drink". Poor boy. Thus the jack circle began. Where we stood in a circle and took off our... I mean all took swigs out of a jack bum bottle until it was gone. That my friends, was when we decided to go down and observe people SNUGGLING in the hentai theater. At Katsucon. There were people being romantic to TENTACLE RAPE! Anyway.... I'm wordy if you can't tell, so I'll spare you all. My point: Jack circle is priority 1 and it in no way involves my, or anyone elses naughty bits. AFTER the jack circle, that's a different story. see you there. :)


Hsien, it 50+ person shot was really early in the night. I think you went outside the steaming hot room to talk with Leandra (I think you can see that in one of Brad's pictures actually) but yeah, man I totally remember Andy looking like he was gonna yack on my shoes right after that second shot. Hysterical.

James- good to hear from you again man. They'll be plenty of Jack Daniels again this year. I personally can assure you that. Looking forward to making some drinks with you again, and the general bullshit.

PS...don't cock block Brad bro. It seems like that wound just never healed.
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Postby Random Battle » Tue May 20, 2003 11:38 am

Man, I've been hearing alot about this Jack Circle, and as cool as it probaly was I think you guys should call it something else, I mean it was a bunch of guys in the room and they were having a Jack Circle, whiskey isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think about it. He he......or maybe I should go seek help.........
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Postby getzburg » Tue May 20, 2003 11:44 am

See, that's the thing! Once we're done drinking, we get in a circle and take off our....


Umm, perhaps we should discuss this in a slightly less public manner. Yeah....
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Postby LadyPeorth » Tue May 20, 2003 11:45 am

I'm not sure what your interpretation of Jack Circle is and I think I might not want to know, particularly because I participated in one on New Year's and am already calling in for the one at this year's Corbo Bash, assuming that I'm not dehyrdrated before the party starts and feelign like crap (just to head off any comments it was from lack of water not from alcohol).

Having been reminded on the temperature in the room last year I'm thinking "Beach Bash" clothes (swimsuit and boardshorts) might be a good idea. Let me be the first one to request that anyone dressing in beach attire be considerate of others and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD no thongs. Thank you.
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Postby StealthVisions » Tue May 20, 2003 11:47 am

rys, konash and I all participated in a Jack Circle at Konash's last New Years party at his apartment in NYC. When I announced that we would be having a Jack Circle, I clearly had a bottle of Jack Daniels in my hand. Most people understood immediately what I meant, but most notably...Konash's friend (who's name I've forgotten...he's there everytime I go there too...damn...Iwanna say Chris is his name) turns around and gives me the most incredulous look as if to say, "dear god man what are you thinking??". After seeing the bottle of Jack in my hand, he rejoiced and happily drank at least a fifth of the liter.

So you see, it's all about context, and not incriminating yourself...be sure to have the Jack bottle in your hand when saying "it's time for a Jack Circle". The more you know....
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Postby StealthVisions » Tue May 20, 2003 11:48 am

Thongs are quite welcome, but getzburg and I shall be the ones who determine if your thong is appropriate. That is all. ;p
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Postby getzburg » Tue May 20, 2003 12:17 pm

Thong Approval Guidelines:

1. You are female. No exceptions. None. I'll fucking kill you. Know this.
2. You have never been the topic of this sentence: "Spandex: its a privilege, not a right."

All thong permits are issued in person, and only after a thorough visual inspection of said thong. Please be aware that this may require removal of the thong, so as to check it for contraband.
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