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Postby Sephiroth98 » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:14 pm

My friend bought me a anime movie, one he said i would like, but it was A PORN!!! now im in deep crap. any help with some pranks i can pull on my Friend?
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Postby MistyCaldwell » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:16 pm

Fill their shampoo bottle with nair hair remover.

Or nothing. You can return gifts graciously if they offend you. Whatever you wanna do.
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Postby kthulhu » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:17 pm

Was it GOOD porn? And what movie did he say it was?

As for revenge, set his house on fire, or cut off his genitals.
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Postby Sephiroth98 » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:22 pm

It was some movie called "Magical Twilight" when i opened it, he laughed and ran, that damn coward.....
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Postby kthulhu » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:24 pm

Ahh, hentai.

And I think it's less a matter of personal sensibilities and more a matter that he got in trouble with someone else for something that is not really his fault.
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Postby MistyCaldwell » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:25 pm

ahh...I see, I thought it was a gift. It was clearly a mean spirited prank.

In that cse, take all his porn vhs, set your vcr to the QVC channel and give him a shopping marathon.



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Postby kthulhu » Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:31 pm

Now Misty, that's all nice and rather harmless and will become a ROFL story later on. Some would even say it's the sensible thing to do.

But answer this:

Where is the justice, where is the punishment?! Where's the satisfaction that you have seriously hurt someone back, both mentally and physically?

No, sir, you must strike hard. And strike while you're in a fury of passion for revenge, not in that much ballyhoo'd mental state of logical thinking.

The charging are usually reduced that way.

I've given worse for less, BTW. Note the avatar :wink: .
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Postby MistyCaldwell » Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:53 pm

In that case, I'd better let you handle it ^_~ I am more of a 'Put chocolate ex-lax in their dessert' person when it comes to revenge. nothing that could psosibly get me sent to jail. . But I think he got scared away in any case
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Postby TokyoU15 » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:01 pm

you call that a prank? Man, that's nothing and it's fucking HARMLESS. Unless you popped the tape in while women and children where around...then that would suck :shock:
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Postby Mroni » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:14 pm

Yeah and magical twilight makes end of summer look hardcore.


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Postby Double O Ninety » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:50 pm

Hey! WOMEN AND CHILDREN AREN'T SO SENSITIVE. Anyway, if you act like you really feel sad about your gift, and still get him a good one, he'll feel bad. You can play the guilt. OR, like K said, light his house on fire. Or put o bomb on his car. Or pay a really old, and ugly whore to rape him.

Eh, he'd probably like it.

And Misty, I saw one of your banners today, and liked it, however, GRRR...

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Postby tacooe » Sun Dec 29, 2002 7:04 pm

What age are you and tell me what boy doesn't like a good hentai......... tenticale phallases or whatever that plural is pertruding this and that orifices'. Ah the splender for someone more sick than me but as a girl they're not really tailored for me are they?

Prank wise there is always the old trick of putting his finger in luke warm water when he's asleep and watching him piss himself if you're old fashioned like me. I myself am not big on revenge takes too much effort so sorry I can't offer anything descent.
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Postby Sephiroth98 » Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:34 pm

its not like i dont ilike hentai, its just that my family is very conservative, they dont like porn that much, but i actually did fill his shampoo with nail polish remover. very funny to see him the next day.
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Postby MistyCaldwell » Mon Dec 30, 2002 6:18 pm

No no! :D All you did was give him highlights. You must make him bald to complete the revenge.


Nah, that's good enough. Either he knows better now or some war has just begun.
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Postby Double O Ninety » Thu Jan 02, 2003 9:28 am

Sephiroth98 wrote:its not like i dont ilike hentai, its just that my family is very conservative, they dont like porn that much, but i actually did fill his shampoo with nail polish remover. very funny to see him the next day.

Did that burn his hair right off? Geez. Besides, you don't pour shampoo on your head, didn't he pour it in his hand first? What if it got in his eye? Are you willing to take that responsibility? Well, at least you got him back, and sorry for the late reply, I've been out.
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