My dream anime will see a collaboration between top artistes and filmmakers from North America and Japan. Gonzo, Pixar, Don Bluth, Warner Bros, Gainax, Studio IG, and Square as well as other companies their caliber will join forces to deliver this anime.
Music will be scored by a combined talents of Yoko Kanno, Timberland and Graeme Revell. Bjork, Tori Amos, Utada Hikaru, Sum 41, Ayumi Hamasaki, Save Ferris, Cochise, Missy Elliot, Busta Rhymes, Jermaine Dupri, Li'l Bow-wow,
Hironobu Sakaguchi, the Wachowski Bros. of Matrix, Mamoru Oshii, and Kevin Smith will co-produce it.
Character designs of the anime will be provided by Keiji Gotoh, Kia Asamiya, John Kricfalusi, Matt Groening, Don Bluth, Frank Cho, Toshihiro Kawamoto, Yasuhiro Nightow, the people who do designs for Animaniacs, Trey Park & Matt Stone, and CLAMP.
Voices will be provided by Adam Sandler, Megumi Hayashibara, Kikuko Inoue, Claudia Black, Seth MacFarlane, John Leguizamo, Rob Schneider, Orlando Jones, Bruce Campbell, Yûko Miyamura, Ben Browder, Ray Romano, Rowan Atkinson, Charles Adler, Tony Jay, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, Mike Myers, Mark Hamill, Samuel Jackson etc.
I don't know who might direct it, but I'm betting for someone who's edgy and a bit uncomprimising, someone like Joe Dante of Gremlins. Or maybe Terry Gilliam, but that'll be too trippy. Perhaps, the Wachowski Bros. after a few successes post-Matrix.
Story will be about two 'Toons ('baka-bakas' or 'Oh you're so kawaiiii!') joining forces with some Anime magical girls ('big eyes, long legs' or 'Holy Smokes! Who resurrected Peter Lorre from the dead?!') to save their respective worlds from taken over by a (cue operatic music) Greater Evil (don't they always?). Along the way, they pick up some allies (from a disgraced superhero to a wacked-out dodo), fighting odds that comes in forms of falling weights, vicious monsters, and flamethrower wielding chickens with Scottish-accents, get involved in a gang war between Jersey gangs and Osaka hoods, encounter giant robots, squish a few cute little critters, clashing ACME and Anime Law of Physics (Acme Physic Law: Toons can't be killed, only get backaches. Anime Physic Law: Anime charas CAN get killed) and comments on each others "unusual" traits, like the big eyes and dropping jaws. They also find romance with each other while they're at it. And that's just the starters.
Taglines:
The big eyes of the East are about to face the big mouths of the West.
This season, get stomped.
This season, this cute little critter is about to be squished.
Mech happens.
What do you guys here think?

