D_V Anime Pole*: What is Gendo trying to say?

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D_V Anime Pole*: What is Gendo trying to say?

Postby Declan_Vee » Tue Nov 12, 2002 9:53 am

This is the first and probably the last "D_V Anime Pole", creative parodies of some of the worst cases of over fandom. At least, that's how it won't end.

[pointless rant]
Madman recently had some problems with their distribution causing several delays. As a result the Evangelion Box-set box, which I was supposed to get tomorrow, won't be available for another 2 weeks (Not Happy Tim!). So I'm in an Eva mood at the moment... And the question with no real answer came to mind...
[/pointless rant]

What is Gendo trying to say, just before he shoots Dr Akagi?

<li>I love you</li>
<li>My seiyuu (voice actor) is a lazy little bitch</li>
<li>I was the one who killed your cat</li>
<li>I am your father</li>
<li>1 h4xx0r3d 7h3 m461 w17h my |337 5k1||z</li>

What do you think?
Or can anyone think of anything else. Preferably something that has some relevance, that could actually work.

*Spelled incorrectly on purpose.
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Re: D_V Anime Pole*: What is Gendo trying to say?

Postby Rozard » Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:24 pm

Declan_Vee wrote:*Spelled incorrectly on purpose.


What, is this supposed to be some reference to giving us the shaft? :roll:
Well, I just thought of something mildly amusing:

Damn Tech forgot to turn the mic on.
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Postby OhMyBelldandy009 » Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:33 pm

I think he just needed a hug. :lol:
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Re: D_V Anime Pole*: What is Gendo trying to say?

Postby Declan_Vee » Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:42 pm

Rozard wrote:
Declan_Vee wrote:*Spelled incorrectly on purpose.


What, is this supposed to be some reference to giving us the shaft? :roll:
Well, I just thought of something mildly amusing:

Damn Tech forgot to turn the mic on.


I'm not sure why I did that, it could be anything from: hitting my head last night on an outdoors lamp (Got lost last night trying to find a cinema), to wondering what an anime pole might look like?, or even "some reference to giving us the shaft?"
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Postby Koopiskeva » Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:24 pm

any of these will work....


I'll see you in hell.
Sucks to be you.
There's a dickfor on your shirt. HAHA made you look! *Bang!*
Your mom was better in bed.
Wipe yourself off woman, you dead.


and i'm spent... :O
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Postby HellBlazer » Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:51 pm

Koopiskeva:
Wipe yourself off woman, you dead.



Lol u mean like wut Cris Tucker said in Rush Hour!?!?
dat wuz a funny movie...

I think he meant to say 1 of these:

EVA's and little girls(Rei) make me horny
You only live once..might as well die now :twisted:
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Postby OhMyBelldandy009 » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:45 pm

What about:

-This is because you always bought the low-fat ice cream
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Postby kthulhu » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:44 pm

Maybe his dick had LCL'd at that moment? What CAN you say when that happens?
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Postby OhMyBelldandy009 » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:58 pm

O.O ...
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Postby HellBlazer » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:46 pm

Ok...how did this pop back up :shock: This thread iz old..
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Postby RadicalEd0 » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:56 pm

he says 'I truly did love you'
really :O
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Postby Anime Jedi » Sat Nov 23, 2002 11:06 pm

I'd say "I am your father" would be a pretty good bet. It might even make sense if you think about it. :shock:

It was funny, in the Audio Commentary of the vid, they talked a bit about this. They said that a bunch of people who could read lips could actually make out what he said. Though that's unlikely, since he doesn't really have lips, only a mouth that opens and closes. Then they said he might as well have said "That dress makes you look ugly". :lol: Man I'm glad i watched that Commentary. :D
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Postby RadicalEd0 » Sat Nov 23, 2002 11:20 pm

yeah, the commentaries were pretty funny :lol:
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Postby OhMyBelldandy009 » Sun Nov 24, 2002 1:02 pm

RadicalEd0 wrote:he says 'I truly did love you'
really :O

HAHAHAHAHA! YOUR AVATAR IS HILARIOUS! Did Fyrt, the cactus licker, see it yet? My guess is, yes. Anyway, I think Gendo wasn't trying to say anything because he didn't open his mouth, and there was definetly nothing to make me think he was struggling to.
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Postby OhMyBelldandy009 » Sun Nov 24, 2002 1:04 pm

When I say he didn't open his mouth, I meant that he was inaudible.
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