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Postby Kitsuner » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:01 am

A: Rikdo wouldn't have gotten all that money from the life insurance policies he took out on her.


...oh, wait. He's a manga artist; he'd be poor no matter how many times she died.

Q: What would Spike Spiegel do for a Klondike bar?
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:00 am

A: Kill you, take your wallet, and then yoink the bar from your cold dead hands.

Q: Inu-Yasha has a gigantic sword, so does Ichigo, so does Cloud... what's WITH the Japanese and big swords!?
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Postby older_gohan » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:51 am

A) One word: Compensation

B) Where did Ed get his armor for Al?
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Postby Tabula Rasa » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:55 am

Walmart, where all good armour is souled. (Ahahaha.)

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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:40 am

Tabula Rasa wrote:What should be done to the artists of yaoi loli furries?


A: Buried up to their necks and stoned with plushies. (On the other hand, I vote for godhood for artists of >yuri< loli furries. :P )


Q: Are most japanese girls naturally yuri oriented...or does it just seem that way?
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Postby Tabula Rasa » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:34 pm

Yuri is the native state of all matter in the universe. 8-)

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Postby Merm » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:28 pm

Exceleration. Duh.

Does Geico in the future run mecha insurance, and if so, how much does it cover for, say, Unit-03?
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Postby older_gohan » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:41 pm

Yeah they have it. But it's hard to find. An expensive as well. Not many companies like to pay billions of dollars for damages done to the units. It's like trying to pay for hurricane insurance. That's the number two highest cost insurance then as well.

Exactly what happens to the people around sailormoon when she transforms?
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:55 pm

older_gohan wrote:Exactly what happens to the people around sailormoon when she transforms?


In a word...FREESHOW! :D

In Fruits Basket, why aren't they knee deep in dust from the constant changing from animals to humans?
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Postby Kitsuner » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:52 pm

A: If you're referring to the clouds that appear, that isn't dust. The other part of the Sohma curse is that when a member of the Zodiac transforms, they have major fart problems. It disappates after about five hours.

Q: In Spirited Away, what would have happened if Chihiro had filed an identity theft report after the witch stole her name?
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:05 pm

Witch would have been racially profiled and beaten by the LAPD :D

Q: What would Goku do if all the food of the world disappeared?
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Postby megaman917 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:44 pm

A: He will go berserk, go on a killing spree until he found some food, and become the greatest threat the universe has ever known.

Q: There are events that occurr in anime that the producers don't want you to see. Undercover agents were able to do a sketch in which we see Inuyasha over Kagome. Our agents were too late to see what had transpired. So can someone tell me what happened here? What did he say? What did she say? because this scene may have "domestic violence" written all over it.
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Postby Super Shanko » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 am

A. im sorry Kagome but you know how much i hate it when you say how my sword compensates for junk.

Q. who's the hottest "non-sexy" character.
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:58 am

A:
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Q: Now that G.I. Joe has been turned into an Anime, what's the next iconically American franchise that will suffer such a fate?
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:23 am

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q: Now that G.I. Joe has been turned into an Anime, what's the next iconically American franchise that will suffer such a fate?



A: The Frinstones


Q: What would happen if Richard Gere and Ebichu got together?
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