Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

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Postby Malificus » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:13 pm

It was the first thing he said. So his parents shortened it a little and named him that.



Q: Why is it DBZ? why not DBB or DB2?
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Postby Millenear » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:12 pm

A: All the balls between A and Y were blown up in a freak Dairy Queen accident caused by Goku during his short stint as a drive thru clerk.

Q: Why doesn't anyone on Bebop ever expire from starvation or have to be treated for dehydration, even though they eat almost nothing.. ie. one mushroom for several days??
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Postby kitsunebeolnet » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:49 pm

Millenear wrote:Q: Why doesn't anyone on Bebop ever expire from starvation or have to be treated for dehydration, even though they eat almost nothing.. ie. one mushroom for several days??


A: What they don't show you is the freezer full of Einie clones...

Q: In Jungle deIkou, the observant will note that Amem has no balls showing below the rhino horn covering his penis. Does he have any? If he did, what happened to them?
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Postby Kitsuner » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:55 pm

A: He has balls, but they were shrunk by voodoo magic. He has since gotten back at the prankster, which is why the 3rd Hokage looked so old, though he was only 27.

Q: What was the one case that Conan Edogawa was never able to solve?
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Postby older_gohan » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:58 pm

A. Aparently he was on the O.J. Simpson case. When he turned up nothing they killed him.

Q. Why didn't Excel eat Menchy after talking about it for so long?
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Postby Super Shanko » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:32 pm

A. it comes from the sound of his farts.

Q. who is more depraved than that fat police officer on Paranoia Agent who took the bribes and so on?
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Postby megaman917 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:49 pm

A: Conan Edogawa/Jimmy Kudo for drug and sex scandals (with Reachel) and other reasons that can't be discussed here.

Q: Another game of "He Said, She Said"
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What did he say? What did she say? What will Kagome do next?
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Postby Millenear » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:38 pm

A Alrighty...

She Said: Hey, look! I got half of my boob job; next week I can.... [THUNK] eh?

He Said: I think I'm blind..

Q: If Miroku is such a ladies man, why does he always get turned down? Are all the nominees who said yes to him sucked into the 'windtunnel'???
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Postby Super Shanko » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:51 pm

A. its not his fault entirely, its most because he reeks of demon blood and demon crap.

Q. why is in just about every modern day anime of they always have a hospital?
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:38 pm

A: Because nurses are hot. Green, cat-girl nurses being poked by tentacles... :twisted:

Q: Why is it Anime hair is almost always in technicolor.
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:42 pm

better than no color

Q: Why is there tentacles at all?
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Postby Super Shanko » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:06 am

A. would you wanna see nasty old men.

Q. how it a simple nice series with a nice simple concept turn all big and world wide. for example Dragonball, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon Adventure.
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Postby megaman917 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:23 am

A: Mass hypnosis. The Japanese are trying to keep their world domination plot under wraps. Mass hypnosis via anime is one small part.

Q: Winry seems to carry the wrench Ed gave her everywhere she goes. When she has no pockets, no purse, no toolbox, etc., where does she keep the damn thing?
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Postby 76 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:28 am

somone once told me girls hav more hiding places than boys
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:46 am

Q: Which is the best way to destroy an entire planet:
1. Become the Second Messiah and bring about the Apocalypse
2. Just blow the F&%#ER up!
3. Create an enormous gateway between the Demon World and ours
4. Summon forth a demonic god whose name sounds disturbingly like a band's
5. JUST BLOW THE F&%#ER UP!
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