by kthulhu » Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:39 pm
Gats, the solution to your problem is as follows:
1. Get a Zorro costume. Or even better, a Spike costume. Wear the costume and a mask.
2. Lure him into the alley behind the store, or some abandoned place.
3. Tackle him, keep him pinned down, and whisper in his ear "Tonight I dine on suckling piggy".
4. Sodomize the FUCK out of him. Keep saying "What's Spikey doing? That's right, Spikey's riding the fucking train. Mass in the ass!".
5. After you're done (you should stop when he's nearly unconscious or, worse, dead), say "Vicious was a better lay".
Afterwards, you can buy at Suncoast in peace. To further torment him and keep him in his place, ask to look at Cowboy Bebop DVDs with Spike on the cover.
8)
I'm out...