Stuff you don't see in any giant mecha anime....

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Stuff you don't see in any giant mecha anime....

Postby Madzack » Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:21 pm

Giant mechas giving their opponents the "finger"

"I once caught a fish THIIIIIS BIIIIIIIG"

Mechs with sign "I'm with stupid" with arrow pointing at pilots cockpit

"Hey! Watch me put this flamethrower at my steel ass!"

A cockpit complete with coffee machine, cup holder, hanging dices, good air-conditioning, BBQ grill, poster of Ayumi Hamasaki, & other needless but essential stuff.

Giant mechas doing the Staying Alive salute

"How's my mech-ing? Call 1800-EAT-FOOT"

"You know, that (insert hero) is one mean mecha----!"
"Shut yer mouth!"
"Hey, I was only talking about (insert hero)"
"We can dig it"

"Oops! Wrong target!"

"Oops! Wrong planet"

"Oops! Wrong mecha!"

"Oops! Wrong anime!"

Playing ball with severed mecha-head

"Hey, babe. You wanna come up my mech & see my cockpit?"

Spam. Just saying Spam.

Giant mecha poke opponent mecha's eye, Three Stooges style.

"Yo, Shinji! You're ass's on fire"

Giant mechs "Play that Funky Music, White Boy"

"I like pie"

Mecha marching in formation to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries.

"Pull my finger"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

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Postby Beefmaster10000 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:55 pm

I actually like Giant mecha anime. I really like Gundam Wing, Neon Genesis Evangelion, etc.

Nothing beats a kick ass poster of Washu in the cockpit.
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Postby kthulhu » Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:58 pm

Beef, if you were in the Canuck Air Force, would you have a picture of Washuu in your cockpit, or airbrushed on the nose of the jet? And if you got shot down and the image was destroyed, would you go Rambo style over it?

Just wondering.
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Postby Rini210 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:59 pm

You'll never see Mecha's doing rythmic gymnastics..

I had a dream about that (it was eva's doing the dancing) and I still thnk my imagination is a little off.
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Postby Beefmaster10000 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 8:28 pm

kthulhu wrote:Beef, if you were in the Canuck Air Force, would you have a picture of Washuu in your cockpit, or airbrushed on the nose of the jet? And if you got shot down and the image was destroyed, would you go Rambo style over it?

Just wondering.


Damn right I will have a Washu picture in the cockpit. There is no such thing as a cockpit with Washu in it. :d

Oh, and if a single hair was even damaged on the picture, all hell would break loose and you can expect dead bodies littering the ground on every damn news station.

Messing with a picture of Washu equals death by my hands. :evil:
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Postby Rini210 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 10:17 pm

You should make a religion and have the G-d be Washu then. Try to get people to follow the relgion too... then you can call it a colt!
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Postby kthulhu » Tue Oct 08, 2002 10:20 pm

Rini210 wrote:You should make a religion and have the G-d be Washu then. Try to get people to follow the relgion too... then you can call it a colt!


I think you mean "cult". A colt is either a type of horse, or slang for a .45 caliber pistol.

And he would need to charge money to make it worthwhile.
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Postby Rini210 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 10:23 pm

cult.. colt... I knew I spelled it wrong... but still

Yeah, and soon he'd be really rich and at least 1 out of every 3 people you asked on the streets would say they belonged to his religion.. and then he could take over the world somehow!
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:15 pm

you never see a giant mech stay the same size from one shot to the next

you never see a giant mech play jump rope

you never see a giant mech mid fight fall over and the pilot gets out opens up the back of the mech, and then the anouncer says," He should have used duracel."

You never see a giant mech pilot decide to step on an anopying nex tdoor neghbor.
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Postby Lyrs » Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:21 pm

I've never seen mechs having sexual intercourse.

I've never seen mechs have diareaha.

I've never seen mechs masterbate.

I've seen mechs getting blown up, that's all.
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Postby CaTaClYsM » Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:22 pm

you havent seen Kamocs Eva love have you?
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Postby Beefmaster10000 » Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:36 pm

Rini210 wrote:cult.. colt... I knew I spelled it wrong... but still

Yeah, and soon he'd be really rich and at least 1 out of every 3 people you asked on the streets would say they belonged to his religion.. and then he could take over the world somehow!


Oh, I'd do much more than take over the world. Much, MUCH more!!!!! :twisted:
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Postby Madzack » Wed Oct 09, 2002 8:00 am

Ash from the Evil Dead series. Just wait til you see him ride a mech and says "Groovy!" and "Come get some!!"

Al Pacino as the devil, if only to smite the giggles of the Hanagumi Division, including Sakura's, in Sakura Taisen.

Dustin Hoffman. It work for Joan of Arc, why not Shinji Ikari of EVA?

"Get in me belly"

"*THIS* *IS* *MY* *BOOMSTICK*"

A mech pilot on a caffeine binge
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Postby Heero_Yuy84 » Wed Oct 09, 2002 9:04 am

Lyrs wrote:I've never seen mechs having sexual intercourse.


Check out Gundam 0083 sometime...while technically not intercourse there IS a scene where one of the more experienced GM pilots has his GM dry-humping a rookie's GM Cannon...
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Postby Ashyukun » Wed Oct 09, 2002 9:42 am

CaTaClYsM wrote:you never see a giant mech play jump rope


Actually, unless I'm mistaken this actually happened in the first episode of Gunbuster...
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