by temjin » Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:02 pm
tis true what chef said. ff would make a horrible series. any of the games translated into an anime would be crap.
ff7: shitty ending that explained nothing. although it didn't have much to explain as the story was already just a bunch of cliches tried by previous story tellers and proven worthy marketing material. it would basically be xxx but with hot japanese ladies. wait...MAKE THIS A MOVIE! i need tifa..
ff8: if you dont think for a second that this game's story was last minute, mundane, cliche bull shit then i pitty you, you moron. the game was basically a trial for some new spiffy graphics that square was gonna try out on poor unsuspecting bastards who thought they were getting at least a portion of 7's crappy story. which they didnt even get. damn j00 square!
ff9: here's a little script i've developed for what square was thinking during the process of creating this game:
square official1: dude, lets totally make another ff
square official2: fusho, yo. but what dis story gon' be 'bout, yo?
square official2: we could like, make it a love story about some like, guy with a...hmmm...a-
square official3: A TAIL! HE COULD HAVE A FUCKIN' TAIL!
square official2: you smokin' again, yo?
square official3: im not, not smoking again! hahahahahaa
square official1: sure, he has a tail. then, he has to have this friend who's like...a girl...but she-
square official3: SHES A FUCKING RAT OR SOMETHIN! LIKE A DUCK RAT! HER NAME'LL BE DUCK RAT! AND SHELL LIKE...LIVE IN A CAVE!
square official1: i totally dig the duck rat thing. let's call her freya
square official2: word
i think you can comprehend what goes on through the course of the game's development. let's move on to ff10
ff10: you think i played this game? if i was the only one who quit playing these after nine...well then...i guess im an idiot. cause 10 must've ROCKED! yeah...im sure it did...
