by H3LLPoWeR » Sun Sep 15, 2002 11:01 am
Yuck sailor moon sucks ass..This is why (I post this somewhere already but gonna post it again):
By far the corniest, cheesiest, most ludicrous, tedious, repetitive, omnoxious, and down right plane idiotic show I ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on.
Theme song:Any explanation needed?To this day when I hear it, I *STILL* cringe at least 3 or 4 times.
It's REPETITIVE!!!Anyone who says DBZ is repetitive needs to take a look at this sorry fruitcake of a show. This is basically a season:
Serena starts off doing some nutjob thing, like stealing food from little kids or running out of hairspray or something like that. Some crazy stranger somehow becomes intertwined with Serena because of some stupid emotional problem that doesn't make any sense (think soap operas). The supreme monarch of the negaverse tries to steal people's souls in order to take over Tokyo (using soul power), the victim usually being the emotional nutjob, sailor moon goes in and putzes around for 5 minutes (until she finally remembers she has the secret finish move, "tiara love magic") and turns the bad guy into a black bean, or some crazy equivalent. The whack-job somehow gets better, and everybody is la-de-da happy. Now do it 82 times, and you've got a series.
The voices, the music, the animation: The music is basically a mixture between some messed up Walt Disney song and the sound of someone scratching a black board. The voices and animation are also downright horrible.
The humor:Their attempted "humor" consists of people going crazy over nothing and making really stupid facial expressions while moving quickly and yelling. Funny.
The "battlescenes": I'm not sure you can really call the sailor moon battles "battles". The characters are so ridiculously weak it's not even funny. They've got absolutely no fighting skills, and all in all very weak power. My puppy dog could probably take them on.
The corny awkward romance moments: No explanation needed
The art is plain ugly
I could rant on and on and keep explaining why sailor moon sucks so much dick, but I'm too lazy to go on -_-. Besides, this post is long enough, so I will no reveal the #1 reason WHY I hate it so much:
THE FANS!!!!!MOST OF THEM ARE 100% GRADE A IDIOTS!
Well, that was pretty damn long. Those were my 2 cents. Tata.
-H3LL