Hilarious Quotes...

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Postby RichLather » Sun Sep 01, 2002 10:24 pm

(Paraphrased) "I like moss green! It's a manly color!" --Shinesman

Dittos on the Excel Saga "I love you so...f*cking...much!" line. Jessica Calvello's delivery on it is golden.

"A monster saw me naked! Now I'll never be a bride!" --Villgust
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Postby OmniStrata » Sun Sep 01, 2002 10:59 pm

"Oh yes, unlike the body, the spirit never runs out of energy, heh heh..." - Eikichi Onizuka (GTO)

"Hey, she understands what we're saying!" - foreign soldier (Excel Saga)

"Menchi, don't act like you understand human language. It's rude to the other animals..." - Excel Excel (Excel Saga)

Damn Excel is hot. I love that left fang... And the rest of her is quite tasty too.

^_^
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby Abbadonos » Mon Sep 02, 2002 11:28 pm

mexicanjunior wrote:
leathelanime wrote:
mexicanjunior wrote:Shinji after a successful wack off at the hosptial bed of Asuka..."I'm so fucked up! :oops: " - End of Eva dub


REALY!!?.......I need to get that boxset and those damn movies....


Not sure if the EoE dub is out yet. We saw a screening of it at Akon. Funny stuff. =P


:lol: I love this quote, its on the death and rebirth dvd, when I first saw it I lmfao! of course shnji was just doing what any normal teenage boy would do when sitting next to a nude Asuka! :twisted:

My fav anime quote: "your not so bad... you just dress bad!" D's hand (vampire hunter D: bloodlust)
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Postby OmniStrata » Tue Sep 03, 2002 10:46 am

D's hand is funny...

In Bloodlust, his wisecracks are at an all time high!

"OUCH! Hey, watch where you're sticking that thing!" - unamed elf (Those Who Hunt Elves 2)
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby Aneino_Kaijin » Tue Sep 03, 2002 3:23 pm

From The Irresponsable Captain Tyler (Not responsable for bad spelling in this post) since we watched an episode of that today:

- There is no shame in being shameful - Tyler

- No fair fainting before I do! - Tyler

- Captain, don't open that hatch. Summon your pride as a soldier and resist! - Yamamoto
- Pride as a soldier my ass! - Tyler

- He was irresponsable enough to disgust a ghost... - Yamamoto


-When it's time to lose, you lose no matter what you do. - Tyler
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Postby FirestormXIII » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:36 pm

OmniStrata wrote:D's hand is funny...
In Bloodlust, his wisecracks are at an all time high!

Indeed they are.
"You ever heard the phrase 'to close for comfort'? Well that was uncomfortable. Damn uncomfortable."-D's hand

And a couple more from Excel Saga:

"Hyatt, I have a question."
"What's that, Senior Excel?"
"Where the f*ck are we?"-Excel and Hyatt(Anyone notice how they use Hatchan and Hyatt interchangeably in the series?)

"And so, my life was taken in a distant, foreign land. And I found myself in a mysterious place with strange people. And when I finally made it back home, my wife had taken to a friend's bed! Ohhhh, I can't stand a life like this! This is...this is you fault, Gomez!"
"Gomez knows that voice. Is that Pedro?!"
Everyone is not the same as you.
Get over it.
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Postby Gaikotsu » Tue Sep 03, 2002 11:26 pm

"It's important that people don't find out we're Kakkuseijin head divers." -Hinoki, Betterman

"Bathroom stall scribbles, show me the correct path so I can escape!" -Excel, Excel Saga (not sure if that's the exact quote)

"Hey you! Stop suddenly appearing in front of me!" -Pilot Candidate

"He could buy all the sandwich factories with that kind of money!" -Meryl Stryfe, Trigun

"How dare you attack us, Maicho Newspaper?!" -Yuka Kikushima, Geobreeders

"You look so much like her, I don't care if you are a man!" -Volun, Slayers

"My name is Space Butler." -Space Butler, Excel Saga

I know I've got more, but I can't think of them at the moment.
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Postby OmniStrata » Wed Sep 04, 2002 12:02 am

heh, a fave...


"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Pedro (Excel Saga)
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Postby imadude » Wed Sep 04, 2002 7:12 am

first some puchuus

ohhh that hurt you makea me breed

ohhh why you kill me so easily

my pancreas

Leader of stick and balls:you beat my men but im know as the ball flicker form hell

excel:did you say balls licker from hell

LOSAB:not balls licker dammit ball flicker

Nabasheen:space butler i sense you ahhhhhhh
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Postby Gaikotsu » Wed Sep 04, 2002 12:41 pm

Here's a few more:

"He's a fucking lobster!" -Angel Cop

"Now that's stock dialogue!" -Lina Inverse, Slayers

"You took off her clothes? Even I haven't seen that yet!!" -Dark Schneider, Bastard!!

"WOMEN ARE DEMONS!" -First line in Vandread

"I'm defective!" -Lime Saber Marionette J
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Postby Chaos Angel » Wed Sep 04, 2002 12:48 pm

"The handsome hero always wins against the ugly villian!"
-Dark Schneider, Bastard!
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Postby clickbangburn » Thu Sep 05, 2002 7:53 pm

"lesson, lesson, if you see a stranger, follow him!"
-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"LORD, what the HELL am i doing here?!"
-Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun
"LORD, what the HELL am i doing here?" - Nicholas D. Wolfwood
"In plays, they always say 'a rain of blood fell' but you really made it rain blood..." - Tomoe
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Postby TnAdct1 » Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:26 pm

Another good one that I remember:

"Ein, you're a Cow Woof-Woof." -Ed, Cowboy Bebop

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Postby Furankurinu Peteru » Fri Sep 06, 2002 4:58 pm

heres a few Ed quotes

"Foody food food. Do you have any? Yes you don't! No you do!" - Edward

"A pudding! [[Eats the blob]] I can’t eat anymore…" - Edward
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