Hilarious Quotes...

[OmniStrata]

Ok, I'd prefer dubbed since some subs are "culture morphed" to fit the audience.

What's some of the most hilarious single phrases/quotes you've heard from any and all anime you've seen?
If at all possible, I'd like to use some of them for my update quote on my website. (I really need to update more...)

Here's a few that I like to hear and bust a gut...

"Let's shake the dew off this lily shall we!?" - Washu (Tenchi Muyo OAV)
"Now RIP EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF!" - Hibio's/Eric's Father (Tatoon Master)
"It's the Big O, something Celcia's NEVER gonna have..." - Junpei (Those Who Hunt Elves)
"Why won't you have sex with me?" - Kaori (City Hunter)
"Alright sun! It's time to NOOKY-CISE!! 1-2-3-4 [pelvic thrusts...]" - Ryo Saeba (City Hunter)
"EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!" - Celcia (Those Who Hunt Elves)
"Because now we can consumate our marriage by engaging in the physical act of... LOVE!" - Nima/Bala (Tatoon Master)
"GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!" - Carrot Glace (Sorcerer Hunters)
"WAGH! PRINCESS PRINCE- PRINCEST PRINSET PRINCESST [whip] AAAUUGGHHH!!!" - Carrot Glace (Sorcerer Hunters)
"Please step into the glowing green square." - transport officer (Shinesman)
"OH NO, You killed Kenny! You bumpsters!!" - Princess (Shinesman)
"I think it was just... an accident..." - Rane (Elf Princess Rane)

Anymore you think would just laugh your arse off?
Also, if you find outtakes (which I'm seeing alot of as DVD Extras, include those too!)

[BaHaRa]

hmm i dont know much about dubs...but maybe i should just paste the entire translation for Excel Saga

[RyanGlazner]

Yup. That'd do it! A lot of the Excel humor is visual, but there's still plenty there!

[BaHaRa]

It doesn't get much better than Pedro yelling "NOOOOO!!!!"

[kthulhu]

How about a Puchu saying "Fall to hell!"

[dokidoki]

"If this is justice, then I'm a banana!" -- Angel Cop

"That's wiggedy-wacked, girlfriend!"
"And you know I ain't down with that!"
-- Magic User's Club outtakes

"PEPTO BISMOL URINE SAMPLE?!?!" -- Dirty Pair outtakes

"Blistering bullshit!" -- not sure of the anime... see CPF's "Bad American Dubbing"

[TaranT]

Shinesman:

"Heeeeeere's Sheena!"
"Look at this bimbo. It's gotta be an anime store."

"I AM NOT A BIMBO!!"
"I'm gonna die in a Godzilla suit!"
"Hey, he's kinda cute. I think I'll keep him....You love me. You just don't know it yet."

"Guys, I don't think her elevator goes to the top floor."
"Yeah, if you ask me, I think she's one O-V-A short of a series."
"I can't die now. I have a date with Turkish twins."
"I can't let her win. She's got bad hair."

Elf Princess Rane:

"Fart french fries ??"
"Beef scallion ??"
"Modeh clack nobak. Modeh clack nobak ?? Modeh clack nobak."
"I'm going to find Rane. And when I do, I'm going to poke her ears and kick her ass so hard it'll make her teeth shake....Maaaaybe I'd better eat something first."

No point in quoting the "Marie Rap". That has to be seen to be believed.

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[Anime Jedi]

"Damn! Haven`t they ever heard of moderation." I`ll check his name later (Death & Rebirth)

"So what do we play now?"
"How about strip pok..." Davis (Digimon 02) oh course somebody interrupts him.

[aaronlye]

Can't talk much about dubs, but I was sufficiently amused by the subtitles on various HK DVDs to rant about it on my website not too long ago.

http://www.sandrockproductions.com/rags/rag061201.html

[leathelanime]

"THE COLOR OF DEFEAT IS A DARK DARK BLUE!!!!!"