by CrazyLee » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:36 pm
Anchor: "Channel 11 news, breaking report. We have recieved, from an anonymous source, court documents stating that Godix was sentenced to 6 months in jail for cocane possession 10 years ago. A person has also come forward and testified that he was arrested along with Godix. Live at the scene is Sherry Marigold. Sherry?"
Sherry: "I have here with me Gul Able. Now Gul, you said you were with Godix when he was arrested?"
Gul: "Aw hell yea, me and my homie Godix used to hit them pipes all the time, we'd smoke those candy canes all night long until we were seein lights and butterflies. But then we got busted by an undercover pretending to be a dealer. Man, those were the days!"
Anchor: "Thank you Sherry. We attempted earlier to interview Godix about these serious allegations. Let's take a look at that."
Sherry: "Excuse me! Excuse me! Mr. Godix, what do you have to say about these allegations of drug abuse?"
Godix Bodyguard: "Godix is a busy man and he has no comments right now, please leave."
Anchor: "Godix has still released no comment about these allegations. Channel 11 news will stay on top of this developing story as it progresses. Now on to our next news item, a local grandmother got her cat stuck in a tree.????"
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