Kionon wrote:A pack of lies
Nice to see you were able to take time for FLEEING THE COUNTRY and moving halfway around to world TO COMMUNIST KOREA all in a desperate attempt to avoid PROSECUTION FOR ELECTION FRAUD in the states. Thanks for taking part but if you stay around too long Kim Jung Il might notice you aren't GOOSESTEPING WITH THE REST OF THE NAZIS and kill you. So run along and do some HEIL HITLER moves now.
LeeKitten wrote:Anchor: "Channel 11 news, breaking report. We have recieved, from an anonymous source, court documents stating that Godix was sentenced to 6 months in jail for cocane possession 10 years ago.
My opponents are using lies and slander! This was a mixup, I was just out to buy some girlscout cookies. How was I too know that scruffy guy in a trenchcoat hanging out in an alley wasn't a girlscout? I have never seen Mr Gul Able, hmm that sounds kinda like a terrorist name, before in my life. The corrupt prosecutors bribed him to commit perjury against me in. I did not inhale! Besides, the mandatory piss tests for the last 10 years have shown the only drugs I'm on are tobacco and caffeine, both of which are fine American traditions.